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Reform School Girl
USA, 1994
[Jonathan Kaplan]
Aimee Graham, Teresa DiSpinia, Matt LeBlanc, Carolyn Seymour
Action /
  
This has got to be one of the worst films ever committed to celluloid, and I watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. I just couldn't see the point in any of it as it appears to be a series of unconnected scenes badly stapled together. Girl gets sent to reform school, but she's innocent (oh, what a surprise). There we find the usual prison stereotypes, tough girl, quiet girl etc. She then finds she has a gift for running, though you wouldn't believe it to see her. So what? It's a pitiful film in which you can honestly, and I mean honestly, spot what's coming next. Leery guidance counsellor? Check. Unnecessary lesbian scene? Check. Worst ending ever? Check. I won't spoil it for the rest of you but it's awful and completely negates the rest of the film. The very worst part though is reserved for the end when, over the credits, it reads out what happened to the rest of the sad reprobates with each one, without fail, going on to something far better. And what the hell was Matt LeBlanc doing in this movie?
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