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| Seizoen 1 |
| Pilot MAX: It was you Morning After MARIA: The point is that we don't know anything about these Czechoslovakians. Are they good Czechoslovakians? Bad Czechoslovakians? We don't know. Are they just random Czechoslovakians? For all we know, they don't have their passports. MARIA: I mean, what do we know about these people? Nothing. How do we know that they're not 3 feet tall, green and slimy? MARIA: And do you know what else doesn't like particulary please me? These powers. How do we know they just can't like wiggle their noses and like poof us into oblivion? Monsters LIZ: Max, I'm so sorry. I should never even have told Maria in the first place. MAX: You did it because you trust her and you needed someone to talk to. It was only natural. LIZ: So, why did you tell me? MAX: It was only natural MICHAEL: She's kinda weird Leaving Normal MARIA: That is so cool. Ok, all right, so let's talk about me. So the hair thing, does it work for you? I kind of see it as like a Meg Ryan style after an electric storm. MICHAEL: Gandhi feeling frustrated? ISABEL: So, depressed? Feeling sorry for yourself? Angry at the world? 285 South MARIA: You can't make up answers MICHAEL: Who said I was making them up? MARIA: You do not watch the View MICHAEL: Keeps me in touch with my feminene side MARIA: Across a state line with a minor, in a stolen vehicle, there are laws you know. And that cell phone you just tossed, vandalism of personal property. God, I just... I knew you had criminal tendencies, you even drive erratically. MARIA: Come on, wiggle your nose, blink your eyes... do the Samantha , Jeannie, alien thing. Come on. LIZ: Um... well, we thought you were in trouble, but...yeah, I guess we're wrong MARIA: No, no. You don't think... I mean, that is like so unreal! I mean... come on, would you tell them? MICHAEL: Come on honey, we don't have to lie (Maria gasps in disbelief and starts to hit Michael) ISABEL: I believe you. The day Michael calls anybody honey, it's all over. River Dog MARIA: Underneath that weird, poorly bathed exterior, there's like this whole deeply wounded, vulnerable guy MARIA: I mean, it can never be. There's a number of obstacles. His hair, his personality, the fact that he was hatched. MARIA: I hope you intend to pay for that MICHAEL: I do not MARIA: Well, then that's theft buddy MICHAEL: Arrest me MARIA: Okay, so what's with the Tabasco sauce? MICHAEL: Sweet and Spicy MARIA: Sweet and Spicy? ISABEL: We all like things extremely sweet mixed with extremely spicy. It's our little dietary quirk MARIA: Well, I'll have to keep that in mind MICHAEL: You do that ISABEL: Are you two flirting? God, could my life get any worse? MICHAEL: That was to calm you down. Blood Brothers MARIA: How long is this going to last, us waiting here like this? MICHAEL: Why, you got a date? MARIA: Maybe MARIA: He's never going to leave that room (man leaves the room) MICHAEL: Never? MICHAEL: Heard you saved Mr. Ed. MARIA: I still don't understand why I have to do this MICHAEL: I told you, I need a lookout MARIA: Isn't that what Isabel's doing? MICHAEL: Okay, so I need two lookouts MARIA: You don't trust me. That's it, isn't it? You don't trust me. You give Isabel the real job because I... (gets dragged into the room) MICHAEL: You're gonna get us caught is what you're gonna do. Now, stay watch and shut up. MARIA: This is the second time you've dragged me into some cheap motel. MICHAEL: Yeah, well, don't spread it around. You'll ruin my reputation. Heatwave MARIA: We were just sucking face. Heehee MICHAEL: Well, I hate to tell you this Max, but when I have urges you're not exactly the first person I think about. MAX: Sure, it starts like a kiss... MICHAEL: It's more then that MAX: How much more? MICHAEL: I don't know Max. It feels so wrong, but it feels so good. MICHAEL: It has gotten complicated. Like, suddenly the eraser room is not enough. MICHAEL: But all week long, I've had this weird feeling, like I was gonna hurt her, or something. That just being who I am is gonna hurt her. The Balance MARIA: (Max & Michael walk into the Crashdown) Well, if it isn't Prince Charming and Quasimodo MARIA: (watches Liz getting Max a drink) What are you doing LIZ: Max likes Cherry Cola. What does Michael like? MARIA: Cherry cola with arsenic? LIZ: (puts Max's drink on the table) Cherry cola, on the house MARIA: (puts Michael's drink on the table) Yours is a dollar twenty-five MICHAEL: (looking at Maria) No more running. No matter what Toy House MICHAEL: (to Maria) Hey MARIA: Yeah, whatever A TEAM MAKES A BASKET MARIA: Whoooooo!!(pauses) I'm sorry, I retract that last 'whoo'. MICHAEL: Humans MICHAEL: How you doing? MARIA: Fine. Hey Elliot, can I switch seats with you? |
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