YOU'RE SHARING RON & MARTHA'S GOLDEN YEARS

THE NOTE EPISODE
The pen is mightier than the sword. When in kindengarten, daughter Denise decided to see if she and younger sister Deborah could win a negotiation by use of Denise's newly acquired writing skills. Martha had left instructions with me to have the girls clean up the basement before bed. This is a series of notes passed back and forth between us.

"Lets send Dad a note telling him we'll pick up the basement tormorrow"

WE WONT TO WAT AN TAL TMORO RIT AFTR SCHOOL WE WILL PEK UP

"Hmnn. This is cute. But I better be firm."

MOMMY SAID TO DO IT TONIGHT, SO DO IT PLEASE AND I DO NOT WANT ANY ARGUMENT

"Let's see how long we can milk this note thing."

I WILL GO TO BED NOW PLIS DO IT NOW. THAT MINC THAT? GIVE ME A NOT!

"OK, I can see where this is leading. Be civil, but firm."

CLEAN UP THE BASEMENT NOW! IF YOU DO NOT CLEAN IT UP i WILL GET MAD AT YOU

"I don't think he is going to fall for this routine. I know, let's trade his stopping smoking for our cleaning up the basement. It's a win-win situation for us!"

I WILL DO IT NOW BOT YOU BAETR POMIS WON THIG THAT WON THIG IS THIS NEVER SMOK

"Well, OK, it's funny, but I'm missing all the action in this TV program. No more Mr. Good Guy!"

I DO NOT PROMISE. DO IT NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IT. NOT MORE NOTES.

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