Bart of the JungleBack to episode list

Homer sits on the couch reading the newspaper. Marge knits a scarf.
Maggie is on the floor. All is calm.
From the kitchen, Bart chases Lisa into the room, both screaming
at the top of their lungs. They continue on through to the foyer.
From the kitchen, Bart chases Lisa into the room, both screaming
at the top of their lungs. They continue on through to the foyer.
From the kitchen, Bart chases Lisa into the room, both screaming
at the top of their lungs. They continue on through to the foyer.
From the kitchen, Bart chases Lisa into the room, both screaming
at the top of their lungs.
Homer:Shut up!
The kids freeze in their tracks.
Homer:If you gotta act like savages, do it outside.
Bart:Come on, men.
Bart and the girls march off. Down the hall. Into the master bedroom.
Bart opens the closet, revealing Homer's collection of neckties.
Bart:Hold out your arms.
The girls do. Bart loads them up with neckties.
Lisa:Oh boy! Jungle supplies!
In the backyard, Bart, Lisa and Maggie wear the ties as loincloths
(and a bra, where applicable), dancing. Well, Bart and Lisa are dancing.
Maggie just stands there, arms outstretched.
Lisa:This is fun, Bartunga.
Bart:Right on, Lisumba!
The two continue their dancing and chanting.
Homer spots his ransacked closet.
Homer:What the... Why those little...!
Homer dashes off. Outside, Bart and Lisa continue their dancing and
chanting.
Close-up of Homer's mouth.
Homer:Baaaaaaaarrrrrrrt!
Back to the dancing kids.
Bart:Uh-oh.
The trio zip off. Lisa and Bart swing through the trees on vines
made of tied-together neckties. (Maggie hangs onto Bart's neck.)
Homer, arms outstretched, eyes squinting and teeth clentched, runs
full tilt below. The kids hide behind a bush and watch as Homer
steps into the noose of a trap, made of neckties, of course.
Homer:Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuugh!
Homer hangs upside-down before the kids.
Bart:Greetings, Howana.
Lisa:We come in peace.
Homer:[trying to stay calm] Bart, get me down from here.
Lisa:But then he'll kill us.
Bart:Hmmm...
Later that evening, Bart, Maggie and Lisa sit on the couch watching TV.
Yep, they're watching the Tracey Ullman Show. Pull back to see out
the window, where silhouetted against the moon, Homer swings by one foot.
Homer:[in the distance] Bart!
The tie breaks, {and Homer lands on his head.}

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