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| The kitchen. The cookie jar is open, crumbs all over. | |||
| Homer dries the dishes while Marge wipes down the table with her | |||
| eyes closed. She opens her eyes, spots the jar, and slaps her forehead. | |||
| Marge: | Hey! There's only one cookie left! | ||
| And she's right. At the bottom of the jar sits one lonely cookie. | |||
| Homer (dressed in a pink frilly apron) angrily addresses the two girls. | |||
| Homer: | All right, who swiped the rest of them! | ||
| Lisa throws open her arms. | |||
| Lisa: | Don't look at us, Dad! | ||
| Maggie sucks in agreement. | |||
| Quick cut to Bart's room. Bart moans in pain as we pan across Bart's | |||
| crumb-covered stomach. Bart belches as the pan continues to his face, | |||
| his mouth and shirt covered in crumbs. | |||
| Bart: | Why'd I eat all those cookies? | ||
| Dissolve into a swirling vortex into which cookies descend. Bart hovers | |||
| in his bed, shivering. Homer's ominous head appears, chasing Bart (and his | |||
| bed) to the other side of the vortex. | |||
| Homer: | Lay off those cookies, boy! | ||
| Homer vanishes, replaced by Marge at the other end. Bart's bed slides | |||
| around to make room. | |||
| Marge: | That jar is off-limits, Bart. And if I catch you with so much as | ||
| one cookie... | |||
| Next up is Lisa. | |||
| Lisa: | Mom! Dad! Bart's eating cookies! | ||
| And Maggie. | |||
| Maggie: | (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*)! | ||
| Bart falls out of his bed... | |||
| ... and lands in a giant-sized kitchen. (Bart is only an inch tall.) | |||
| Bart is drawn against his will towards the cookie jar... | |||
| Bart: | No! No! No! | ||
| But too late. The cookie jar teeters and falls, crashing over Bart's | |||
| head, sending ceramic shards (and cookies) across the kitchen floor. | |||
| Homer's shadow is cast across the floor. | |||
| Homer: | Why you little... | ||
| Bart: | I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I didn't do it! | ||
| Dissolve to Bart's bedroom, where Homer tries to wake Bart from his | |||
| nightmare. | |||
| Bart: | I didn't do it... I didn't do it... | ||
| Homer: | Wake up, Bart! | ||
| Bart: | Ohhhhh... | ||
| Homer: | Come on, snap out of it, boy! | ||
| Lisa slaps Bart. | |||
| Bart: | Huh? | ||
| Lisa: | You were only having a nightmare, Bart. | ||
| Bart: | Ohhhhh... | ||
| Homer: | Yeah, boy. Everything's going to be okay. | ||
| The rest of the family lean in to check up on Bart. | |||
| Marge: | It was all a dream. | ||
| Homer holds out a chocolate-chip cookie. | |||
| Homer: | Here, Bart. Have a cookie! | ||
| Bart: | Wauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! | ||
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