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| Bart sits in bed reading a comic book and sipping a soda. (*slurp*) | |||
| Homer: | [o.s.] Bart! ... Bart! ... Time for your Sunday night bath, boy! | ||
| Bart gags on his soda, quickly tosses his comic book aside... | |||
| Bart: | Gotta hide. | ||
| ... and heads into the closet. Bart peers back out through the keyhole. | |||
| Through the keyhole, we see Homer. | |||
| Homer: | Bart! ... [sees that Bart isn't in his room] Huh? Where are you, boy? | ||
| Bart burps. | |||
| Bart: | Oops. | ||
| Homer: | Aha! | ||
| Homer angrily heads for the closet, and reaches in. | |||
| Homer carries a naked Bart down the hallway into the bathroom. | |||
| Once inside... | |||
| Homer: | [with effort] There ya go! [tosses Bart into the tub] | ||
| Now that's not so bad, is it? | |||
| Homer leaves, and we see Bart in the tub, blue and shivering. | |||
| Homer: | [o.s.] Scrub good, now. | ||
| Bart turns on the hot water and breathes a sigh of relief as his skin | |||
| returns to normal. He takes a submarine toy... | |||
| Bart: | Welcome to ze exotic world of undersea explorer Bart Simpseau. | ||
| During Bart's introduction, the water level slowly rises. | |||
| Bart submerges. | |||
| Bart: | [v.o.] Come wiz Bart as we dive into ze briny deep, searching for ze | ||
| wily and elusive washcloth. | |||
| Bart floats through the water. An octopus toy lurks menacingly ahead... | |||
| Bart: | [v.o.] Suddenly, wissout warning, ze [great explorer?] get more zan | ||
| he bargained for! | |||
| Bart becomes engaged in a life-or-death struggle with the toy octopus. | |||
| He seems to be losing. | |||
| Bart: | [gurgling] Heeeelp! Heeeelp! | ||
| Bart surfaces, the octopus perched atop his head, its tentacles dangling. | |||
| Bart: | Heeeelp! Heeeelp! | ||
| Outside, Homer goes to the bathroom door. When he opens the door, a wall | |||
| of water knocks him down. Bart floats past, and the water level slowly | |||
| falls. The octopus toy lands next to Homer. Homer looks up angrily. | |||
| Bart: | [wiping his butt with a towel] Clean as a whistle, Homer! | ||
| Homer gets up angrily, wiggling his fingers. He growls and chases | |||
| Bart. | |||
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