The Krusty the Clown ShowBack to episode list
Bart, Lisa, and Maggie wait in line outside the Channel 25 studios
to get in for the Krusty the Clown Show.
Bart:Oh boy! After all these years of watching Krusty the Clown on TV...
Lisa:... we finally get to meet Krusty the Clown in person!
The studio doors open.
Bart:You know, I base my whole life on Krusty's teachings.
They go inside.
Lisa:Wow, the glamorous world of TV.
Bart:Ho, you gotta be kidding.
 How can they expect a genius like Krusty to work in a dump like this?
The show begins.
Krusty:Hi, boys and girls! Come on board the Krusty the Clown show! [laughs]
Pan over to the studio audience, Bart and the girls in attendance.
Maggie sucks on her pacifier.
Lisa:Krusty sure looks different in person.
Bart:No way is that Krusty. Krusty's a clown.
 That's just some lumpy ol' dude in a clown suit.
Krusty concludes his introduction.
Krusty:... and Chunky the Pig.
Cheers from the audience.
Krusty:But first, let's pay a visit to some of Krusty's loyal kiddie cadets!
Krusty takes his microphone into the peanut gallery.
Krusty:And what's your name, little girl?
He holds the microphone in front of Maggie.
Maggie:(*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*)
The microphone moves to the next audience member.
Krusty:And what's your name, little boy?
Bart:I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Bart points an accusatory finger.
Krusty:Heh.
Krusty grumbles, trying to contain his anger.
Krusty:[brightly] Why, I'm your old pal Krusty!
Bart:Oh yeah? Then what's Krusty's secret motto?
Krusty:Eh... [remembers] Oh.
 ``Instead of feeling sad and blue, keep a Krusty smile on you!''
Bart:Listen, pal. I don't know how you found out Krusty's secret motto,
 but you're still an impostor!
Bart rips off Krusty's fake red nose. The audience boos.
Bart yanks the microphone out of Krusty's hands (sending Krusty
face down onto the floor).
Bart:Kids in TV land, you're being duped!
Krusty grabs Bart by the neck and starts strangling him.
Krusty:[in a gruff voice] Why, you little...
Bart:Lll-lll-lll-lll...
At home, Homer and Marge watch the show. Marge reacts in shock.
Homer:D'oh.
Homer slaps his face.
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