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| Homer leads the family through the zoo. Homer brandishes a bag of | |||
| peanuts. Marge carrues a red purse. Lisa holds a soda. Bart wears | |||
| a red hat with the word `Zoo' on it. Maggie falls. | |||
| Homer: | This way to the monkey house, everybody. | ||
| Bart: | Can I have a peanut, Dad? | ||
| Homer: | Shut up and pay attention. | ||
| Bart: | All I asked for was a measly peanut. | ||
| Marge: | Don't sass your father, Bart. | ||
| Lisa: | Yeah, Bart. | ||
| They pass by a sign that reads, ``Do not feed or tease feed the monkeys''. | |||
| Homer: | Now, over here, we have the typical monkey family. | ||
| Just look at their stupid antics. | |||
| The monkeys look astonishingly like the Simpsons. Homer-monkey wallops | |||
| Bart-monkey totally without provocation. The family laugh, except for | |||
| Bart. Bart approaches the cage. | |||
| Bart: | Hey, man, I know just how you feel. | ||
| Bart-monkey hands Bart a peanut. | |||
| Marge holds Maggie's hand. Homer waves his bag of peanuts. | |||
| Homer: | Here, monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey... | ||
| A purple arm reaches out from the cage. | |||
| Homer: | Whooooooooo!!!! | ||
| Homer yanks the bag just out of reach. | |||
| Homer: | Heh heh heh heh heh. | ||
| Bart: | [bored] Dad, don't tease the monkeys. | ||
| Homer: | Oh, I'm just funning with them. Hey monkey... Want some peanuts? | ||
| Homer shakes the bag. A purple arm reaches out, Homer (with a ``Whoooo!'' | |||
| and a chuckle) yanks the bag out of reach. | |||
| Lisa: | They don't like it, Dad. | ||
| Marge: | She's right, Homer. | ||
| Homer: | Aw, come on. Where's your sense of humor? | ||
| [shakes the bag] Oooooooh... | |||
| [pulls the bag out of reach] Whoooooo!! Heh heh heh... | |||
| Homer receives a handful of mud in his face. | |||
| Bart: | Right on, dudes. | ||
| Driving home, Homer still has mud splotches on his head and shirt. | |||
| Homer: | That's the last time I ever take you kids to the zoo. | ||
| Marge: | Calm down, Homer. | ||
| Homer: | I've had it with them wild monkeys. | ||
| An ``Oo oo'' comes from the back seat. | |||
| Homer: | What was that... | ||
| Homer turns his head. | |||
| Homer: | Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!! | ||
| Instead of Bart, it's Bart-monkey, wearing Bart's clothes and hat. | |||
| Marge: | Well... Then where's Bart? | ||
| Cut back to the zoo. A naked Bart lies in Marge-monkey's arms as | |||
| the rest of the monkey-family look on. (Monkey-Lisa plays with | |||
| Bart's hair.) | |||
| Bart: | I love you guys, but really, I'm stuffed. Thanks anyway. | ||
| I couldn't eat another... | |||
| Monkey-Homer shoves a banana into Bart's mouth. | |||
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