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| The TV room. Bart drinks a soda while watching television. Lisa plays | |||
| with a rabbit doll. Maggie plays with a rattle. Marge is ready to go out. | |||
| Lisa: | Hey, Mom, can we have an advance on our allowances? | ||
| Marge: | [snapping on green gloves] No, you can't. | ||
| Bart: | Aw, come on, Mom. We're dead broke. | ||
| Marge: | I said no! And while I'm out shopping, don't get any funny ideas about | ||
| filching cash from the money jar in the kitchen. | |||
| Bart gets funny ideas about filching cash from the money jar in the kitchen. | |||
| Bart: | [to himself] Oh yeah, the money jar! | ||
| Marge: | Promise me you'll be honest. | ||
| Lisa: | I promise. | ||
| Bart: | [stands and raises his right hand] I hereby solemnly swear... | ||
| Marge: | Okay, bye, be good. [leaves] | ||
| Bart's eyes ring up dollar signs. So does Lisa's. Maggie looks at them | |||
| both, then her eyes also ring up. | |||
| Lisa peeks into the kitchen. The money jar twinkles. Lisa's eye view as | |||
| she approaches. Lisa puts her hand on the jar, then stops. | |||
| Lisa: | I wonder if this is wrong. | ||
| A Devil-Lisa appears by her right shoulder. | |||
| Lisa reaches for the lid. An Angel-Lisa appears atop the jar. | |||
| (*suck*) Lisa turns around to see Maggie standing in the archway, | |||
| stroking her finger in the ``naughty, naughty'' gesture, and humming | |||
| a matching sound. Embarrassed, Lisa leaves. | |||
| Maggie hops atop a stool and reaches for the jar. A Devil-Maggie | |||
| and Angel-Maggie appear. Both have pacifiers. Devil-Maggie nods, | |||
| but Angel-Maggie shakes her head. Before Maggie can decide, Bart | |||
| appears. | |||
| Bart: | [scolding] Maggie! | ||
| Maggie leaves. Bart reaches for the jar. A Devil-Bart appears. | |||
| Bart reaches for the lid, but an Angel-Bart appears on the lid. | |||
| Bart gleefully opens the lid. View from inside the jar, as Bart | |||
| and his two alger egos peer inside. | |||
| Bart angrily replaces the lid. | |||
| Bart: | [annoyed] Can't even trust your own mother. | ||
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