nEws: Magazine~!

Dated: January 30, 2001

POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE
The TIME FORCE RANGERS have arrived from the future to help save the past. They've been busy fighting the evil Morbis and his minions, but we got them a litle time answering our questions.
 
TAKE A TIME-OUT WITH TIME FORCE
 
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DOES TIME TRAVEL MAKE YOU DIZZY?
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GREEN RANGER: Not dizzy so much. Nauseous is more like it. But we only did it the one time.
 
PINK RANGER: So far.
 
GREEN RANGER: Right so far.
 
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WILL YOU BE TRAVELING THROUGH TIME AGAIN?
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PINK RANGER: Well we hope so. I mean, we need to get back to our own time. After we defeat the bad guys, of course
 
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WHAT ARE THE MAIN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR TIME AND OURS?
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BLUE RANGER: The food, for one thing. I can't find a decent squid burger anywhere.
 
YELLOW RANGER: And everything takes so long. Microwave ovens are so archaic. I mean sixty seconds to cook one little hot dog? What's that about.
 
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RED,YOUR FROM OUR TIME. IF THE REST OF THE RANGERS GO BACK TO THEIR OWN TIME, WILL YOU GO BACK WITH THEM?
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RED RANGER: I don't know. I haven' been invited. But it would be cool to see the future, sure. And I'd love to see who wins the Super Bowl for the next hundred years.
 
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
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BLUE RANGER: Microtemporal Mechanics Today.
 
RED RANGER: FOX KIDS Magazine
 
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IF YOU COULD BE A TREE, WHAT KIND OF A TREE WOULD YOU BE?
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RED RANGER: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard
 
GREEN RANGER: Maybe an evergreen...get it?
 
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WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME...WHEN YOUR NOT SAVING THE WORLD? .................................................
 
RED RANGER: I like riding my motorcycle and playing video games.
 
PINK RANGER: I've been studying current laws and customs, trying to familiarize myself with the culture.
 
YELLOW RANGER: Me too. Like video games and pizza parlors.
 
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IF YOU COULD BE TRAPED IN AN ELEVATOR WITH ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? .................................................
PINK RANGER: There's only one person I can think of, but it's impossible. He's gone.
 
BLUE RANGER: I'd want to be in there with Morbis, so I could kick his butt.