| Knights (1993) Cast:Kris Kristofferson,Lance Henriksen,Kathy Long,Scott Paulin,Gary Daniels You would be surprized how little it takes to ruin a movie sometimes the most minor mistake can sometimes make the movie seem unbearable with Knights however the reason why you notice the errors and all the other tech flaws is because Knights is such a deadly dull movie that even fans of Albert Pyun will be disappointed with this fiasco of a movie. Knights has an abundance of silly moments.. To see Kris Kristofferson in a backpack while Kathy Long fights is a hilarious site to behold. But nothing can top the laughable stupidity of seeing Kristofferson and Henriksen duke it out in the climax (Where Henriksen has a big hook for an arm or something)is so funny that even a critic like me couldn't keep from cracking up. We will just end it by saying you gotta see it to believe it. Knights is a silly movie with a sluggish pace, it's like Pyun recycled his two sucsessful (In the box office anyway) movies Cyborg and Nemesis and made it into this. Suffice to say the result stinks..D.Albert Pyun * |