| Double Dragon (1994) Cast:Mark Dacascos,Robert Patrick,Alyssia Milano,Scott Wolf Mark Dacascos and Scott Wolf star as two martial artist brothers who must fight of a greedy businessman who is trying to relocate a magic medallion that will give him the power to take over the world in this awful actioner. Cheesy crap based on a videogame is about as dumb as they get due to a horrible script and brainless action sequences, that are so watered down for kids that it's boring. Double Dragon shows how incompetent filmmakers get with their ultra-lame jokes of a giant lizard farting after being force fed spinach(!) Mark Dacascos and Robert Patrick try in their roles but even their efforts are overshadowed by Scott Wolf and Alyssa Milano's terrible acting. "Double Whammy" is a more appropriate title.! D.Jim Yukich * |