| Derailed (2002) Cast:Jean-Claude Van Damme,Tomas Arona,Laura Elena Harring,Kristopher Van Damme,Jessica Bowman Jean-Claude stars in this mind numbingly awful actioner about a secret service agent who must now stop terrorists aboard a train, in which they have obtained a chemical agent that will kill if unleashed, you've seen it all before, just never this dull. Welcome to the worst Jean-Claude Van Damme movie ever made. The movie is even worse then Dolph Lundgren's other disaster Agent Red , at least that wasn't so misdirected, like this abominable bore. Van Damme better watch his step because 2 or 3 more movies like this and his career will be over. No suspense, no excitement Derailed is a total botch on all levels. Here's a movie that has quite a few actionscenes (All of them uninspired and unfocused), but no brainpower or excitement behind it. To to make matters worse the directing is utterly awful, the special effects are truly terrible (Model trains anyone?) and the movie is just deadly to sit through, even if you love Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. This is the lowest quality I've ever seen Van Damme star in, even No Retreat No Surrender is better made than this inept potboiled. Even Van Damme fans will no doubt be disappointed by this atrocious train wreck (Pun intended)D.Bob MisiorowskiNO STARS |