| ~Superstitious Beliefs~ |
| WE LIVE OR LIFES EACH DAY AS IF WE WERE THE ONLY ONES TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH.....WE WEREN'T.....WAY BACK IN TIME, THERE WERE PEOPLE...OUR VERY DISTANT ANCESTORS... WHO HAD NO TECHNOLOGY TO LEARN....NOBODY TO TEACH OF HOW THE EARTH CAME ABOUT, WHAT IT WAS, OR HOW THEY CAME TO BE...ALL THEY HAD TO GO ON WAS THEIR OWN THOUGHTS AND IMAGINATION. AND AS WE ALL KNOW....THE IMAGINATION CAN RUN FOREVER WILD....SO, I HAVE COMPILED MY MOST FAVORITE SUPERSTITIONS FOR ALL TO ENJOY....PLEASE SIT BACK, FILL A BOWL,(OR ROLL ONE,WHICH EVER YOUR PREFERANCE), AND OPEN YOUR MIND TO ANOTHER WORLD....AS YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING IS IN BLUE...READ ON AND FIND OUT WHY.....SOME OF THESE WILL REALLY BLOW U AWAY! |
| ~A DRAGONFLY Anyone who catches a dragonfly is supposed to marry within a year. A fisherman can trust that fish are near if he sees a dragonfly above the water. But this will only work if the fisherman is a good person, if not he will be misled. |
| ~CATS You should never buy a cat with money, they will not be good mouse catchers if you do. Also, if a cat sneezes, there is to be rain. But if it sneezes 3 times, all in your family will get a cold. A cat with it's back to the fire says a storm is on it's way. |
| ~BACON Bacon is said to cure warts, all you do is rub down the area with 2 strips.........BUT, you have to steal the bacon for it to work. I can also prevent constipation and fever. |
| ~PIPE SMOKING The French say never light your bowl with a burning lamp or candle,(chuckle), it may just make your wife argue and cheat. Blow smoke rings while youe smoke... it increases the smokers luck and the luck of those smoking with you. For the American Indians it's called a peace pipe and is done as a ritual. If offered the peace pipe you should always accept and NEVER refuse. It should be smoked in absolute silence. If somebody does talk you should immediately drop the pipe and never smoke from it again, disaster will strike all who do. |
| ~BEDWETTING If a child is a constant bedwetter, beliefs claim that you should boil, roast, or fry a mouse and feed it to the kid... IN A PIE!... And if that doesn't work, give them a bag with mole or rat pooplets, and some roasted slugs to wear as a necklace. If the problem is still there, take the kid to a graveyard and have him pee on the grave of another child of the opposite sex. (what the fuck is that about?????) |
| ~PROSTITUTES It's a really lucky thing to bump into a hooker at anytime of the day but especially lucky in the morning. |
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