"REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE"
" No one but their creator understands their internal logic."
" Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference."
" The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else."
" The message, Bad command or filename, is about as informative as  If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
" As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it."
