"You are having a bad day when.."
"Your manager calls you into the office on a Friday."
"There is a 60 minutes crew at your office door."
"Your ex's lawyer calls."
"You wake up face-down on the sidewalk "
"You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold "
"You see the That's Life team waiting for you in your office "
"Your twin brother forgets your birthday"
"You go to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any"
"The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife "
"Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles"
"Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway."
"Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache"
"Your boss tells you to not bother taking off you coat"
"The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard"
"You wake up and your braces are locked together"
"You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business"
"Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife"
"Your income tax check bounces"
"You put both contact lenses in the same eye"
"Your pet rock snaps at you"
"Your wife says Good morning Bill, and your name is George."
