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| The Golden Telephone A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read �$10,000 a minute.� Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, St. Louis, Chicago, Detroit, New York and around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrived in Alabama. Upon entering a church in Foley, AL, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read �Calls: 35 cents.� Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. �Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God. But, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents a call. Why?� The pastor, smiling benignly, and replied, �Son, you�re in the South now....It�s a local call.� |
| The High School Classmate While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a guy with the same name had been in my high school class almost 45 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Foley High School. Yes,� he replied. When did you graduate?� I asked. He answered, �In 1959.� Why, you were in my class!� I exclaimed. He looked at me closely and then asked, �What did you teach?� |
| My Son A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith.To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned home. �Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers,� the son said. �It was wonderful and enlightening; however, I must confess that while in Israel I converted to Christianity.� �Oy vey!� replied the father, �What have I done?� So, in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and sought his advice and solace. �It is amazing that you should come to me,� said his friend. �I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he returned a Christian.� So, in the tradition of the patriarchs, they went to the Rabbi. �It is amazing that you should come to me,� said the Rabbi. �I, too, sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our sons? Brothers, we must take this to the Lord.� They fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts to the Almighty. As they prayed, the clouds opened and a mighty voice said, �Amazing that you should come to Me. I, too, sent My Son to Israel�. |
| The Building Fund There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation �I have good news and bad news.� �The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program.� �The bad news is, it�s still out there in your pockets.� |
| The Flood This guy in Houston during the tropical storm Allison was watching the flash flood waters rise around his house. When the water was about five feet deep in his house, a rescue boat came by and offered him a ride to safety. The man declined and replied �No thanks, I trust in the Lord. God will take care of me�. The water continued to rise to the second floor, and another boat came by and he was offered a ride to safety. The man declined and replied �No thanks, I trust in the Lord. God will take care of me�. Finally the water was up to the roof, and the man was standing on top of the roof when a rescue helicopter came by and offered him a ride to safety. The man declined and replied �No thanks, I trust in the Lord. God will take care of me� Well, the man drowned and found himself in front of Saint Peter. The man said �What am I doing here? I thought God would take care of me! Saint Peter said, �Good Lord, man, we sent two boats and a helicopter!! What did you expect?!! |
| Special Parking on Snow Days Bill and Ethel live in Chicago. One winter morning they were listening to the radio when the announcer said �we are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today so you must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so Bill went out and moved his car. A week later they again were eating breakfast and the announcer said, �We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today so you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so Bill went out and moved his car. The next week they were having breakfast again when the announcer said �we are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today so you must park ... and then the electric power went out. Bill said, �I don�t know what to do� Ethel said �Bill, why don�t you just leave it in the garage this time?� |
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| Friar Florists These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to �persuade� them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he�d be back if they didn�t close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. |
| Have change? Officec: Sailor, do you have change for a dollar? Sailor: Sure, buddy. Officer: That�s no way to address an officer! Now let�s try it again. Sailor. Do you have change for a dollar? Sailor: No, SIR! |
| What kind of track is it? Three hunters were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first hunter said, �Those are deer tracks.� The second hunter said, �No, those are elk tracks.� The third hunter said, � You�re both wrong, those are moose tracks.� The hunters were still arguing when the train hit them. |
| Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it�s worth it |
| Plaque for Serviceman One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the narthex of the church. It was covered with names...and small American flags that were mounted on either side of it. The 7 year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning," replied the young man--still focused on the plaque. "What is this?" Alex asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex's voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked, "Which service? The 9 o:clock or the 11 o:clock? |
| The Balloonist A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault." |
| The Doctor's Bill As he put the dog on the table, Doc Burck pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog is near death and there is nothing that we can do.� "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!" With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark." The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who walked around the poor dog several times and then sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." The cat then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do" and handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is near death? This is outrageous!" Doc shook his head sadly and explained, "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan....." |
| Irish Potato Farmer An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him,was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened,and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here." |
| Who Says Rednecks Aren�t Real Bright? "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they split your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!" |
| REAL Pilot and Controller conversations..The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers from around the world: Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers." A Pan Am 727 flight engineer waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war". |
| Blond Jokes for the Men (1) A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." (2) A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast was clear." (3) Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." the second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" (4) A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" (5) A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." (6) What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" (7) A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." (8) Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman! |
| Jokes for the Women 1. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. 2. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. 3. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell. 4. How are men like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. 5. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. 6. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. 7. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE .........He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. 8. What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much better." 9. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. 10. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. 11. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. 12. What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name. 13. What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 14. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them. 15. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. 16. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 17. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 18. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 19. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 20. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 21. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 22. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 23. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 24. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it. 25. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 26. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 27. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 28. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. 29. Sadly, all men are created equal. |
| Senior Citizen Jokes At a nursing home in Miami, a group of seniors were sitting around talkingabout all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even punch out the chad at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded. Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "and thank God we can all still drive." ----------------------------------------- A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." ------------------------------------------ Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful." ------------------------------------------ As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" |
| Golfer and Funeral A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: �Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.� The man then replies: �Yeah, well, we were married 35 years." My Grandfather "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers." |
| Young Man and His Car A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO . It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 220 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!" |
| The Brick Mason I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put "Poor Planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which when weighed later were found to weigh 240 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 240 lbs of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 135 lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope., and I lay there helplessly, watching the empty barrel pummet towards me. |
| NASA and the Chicken Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions. You're going to love this NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken." |
| Gray Hairs One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" |
| HU's on First Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. Condi is Condolezza Rice, aid to Bush (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |