Issue #6 – February 2003

 

 

Album of the month:

 

Jello Biafra; Machine Gun In The Clown’s Hand (3 Spoken Word CD’s)

Alternative Tentacles

What? The album of the month doesn’t even feature any music? Nope, and honestly, this is the first time there has even been a review of a CD that hasn’t been a music-release in one or the other way in Past and Present Music. Jello Biafra, the man responsible for the words on these three disks, is, however, not quite unrelated to music – if I can but it that way, because even though this might have nothing to do with music (except for one track on the third CD, where he pays tribute to Joey Ramone), Jello Biafra was once the lead-singer in one of the most important punk-bands of all time, The Dead Kennedys. But he hasn’t been afraid to take other challenges over the years, though. I mean, being the lead-singer in a punk-band is one thing, but then running for mayor in San Francisco as early as in 1979 is quite another, isn’t it. Well, now, other than being involved with punk-label Alternative Tentacles, Jello travels the country having lectures, speaks or whatever to call them, to political minded American youngsters or other interested listeners, trying to get his points across about various things, but mostly on the American government and its’ shortcomings. On the three CD’s found on this release, Jello talks a lot about the possible war America will lead against Iraq, and at one point pointing out that it’s not always – or at least not only - because of the war against terrorism or whatever that America wants to engage in warfare against other countries, but also because of an American army that lacks combat-training, and with the whole fight-against-terrorism-thing going on, America finally has an excuse for leading a war against Iraq. Jello also addresses quite a lot of his speaks to Gearge Bush as a president. It’s not a secret what Jello think of Bush as a president, and who can blame him? I mean, come on, a president who, in 2002 (and probably also now in 2003), still sees the words as black and white, as when stating this: “Either you’re with us (Bush and his followers, of course), or you’re with the terrorists”, doesn’t really have a clue, does he? And I think we’ll all agree with Jello, as he jokingly and yet seriously says: “Some choice.” And a lot of times there’s a lot of humor going on in the speeches, and mostly this is humor that borders on sarcastic or ironic statements, aimed at one of Jello’s many targets. But whatever Jello says, it never seems to be empty words. His claims are always backed up with little pieces from articles, news-programs from radio or TV, or other evidence. You might not agree 100% with everything Jello has to say, but I think you’ll agree with me, when I say, that Jello is a gifted speaker that has a way to get his points across through intelligent documentations and facts, as well as in a humoristic manner. There’s a chance that some people will misunderstand Jello Biafra’s message. Some will probably think that Jello is so anti-America, that he somehow actually is on the terrorists’ side. Listen again, because he isn’t (he actually claims to be patriotic, and also gives us his opinion on what being patriotic really means). All he’s saying is; “why don’t we try and understand where these people are coming from first”? And anyone who listens closely to the words of Jello will find, that he distances himself from any kind of religious fundamentalism. The bottom-line of this whole thing is that we’ve seen enough war. There’s been enough killing. Stop the war, we’ve tried it before, and it didn’t work, and it will never work. Something like that, I guess. Do yourself a favor and check this out, because there’s a lot of information. I just covered a little bit of it here, you know! (JJJJJJ)

 

Century Media 2003 Kick-Off Feature:

 

Old Man’s Child; In Defiance Of Existence

Century Media (Provided by Nordic Metal)

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Yakuza; Way Of The Dead

Century Media (Provided by Nordic Metal)

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Dream Evil; Evilized

Century Media (Provided by Nordic Metal)

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Shadow’s Fall; The Art Of Balance

Century Media (Provided by Nordic Metal)

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Even though Century Media released several great albums last year, only one release made it to this reviewer’s 2002 album top 30. But it already seems possible that Century Media wants a few more albums on that very list when this year comes to an end. At least they start of 2003 like no other label with four smashing releases that are likely the send shockwaves throughout the entire metal-world, and some of them even further. Three of the albums were released on the 27th January (Shadow’s Fall, Dream Evil and Yakuza), while The Old Man’s Child album came out on the 20th January.

 

“in Defiance Of Existence” is the fifth album by Norwegian black metal maestros Old Man’s Child. A band that actually is one of the better black metal bands around these days. And isn’t it funny that out of the few black metal bands around these today, most of them actually come from Norway? Well, I think it is. Take for instance bands such as Saturnus, Khold, Emperor (Ok, not exactly around anymore), Thorns, and Dimmu Borgir with whom Old Man’s Child actually share some band-members. This time around Old Man’s Child have gotten former Cradle Of Filth and the current Lock Up/Dimmu Borgir drummer, Nicholas Barker, to slam the pig-skins, and man is he the right man for this band. Supposedly he came into the line-up after becoming a friend and a perfect music-match to Galder, who has been guitarist in Dimmu Borgir for some time now. Even though I’ve mostly good things to say about Dimmu Borgir, I am glad that Old Man’s Child went for a less symphonic and, well, “safe” black metal approach. Their sound is a bit more extreme and smashing, just the way black metal should be. Or at least the way it once was, before it all ended up becoming a playground for ambient experiments. Overall this is one of the better black metal albums of late, and a good way to start the year for any black metal fan.

 

And while Old Man’s Child might not be the most original and ground-breaking band in the metal-history, the new album by Yakuza “Way Of The Dead”, is just that: extremely original, but also a bit weird at times. It will definitely take some time for traditional metal-fans of any kind to get this one under their skins. Fans of other more experimental and varied metal-groups such as Dillinger Escape Plan, Tool, Meshuggah and Neurosis will probably find this right up their alley, though. And with influences varying from early jazz ala Miles David to John Coltrane to metal, hardcore, post rock and alternative rock from the early 90’s, this is bound to become one of the most trippy and psychedelic releases of the year. Words can barely describe what’s going on as the band goes from metal to free-jazz in seconds, while dropping of saxophone solos in various places. Heck, there’s even a 43 minutes long instrumental track at the end that is called “O1000011110011.” I mean, come on, what is up with that (???!?!?!??!). Looking for a different way to start the year, at least with what music you listen too then Yakuza’s weird-core might very well be the right path to take.

 

Man does the music flow out off the guys in Dream Evil. With the very convincing debut-album “DragonSlayer” released in April last year, it was a pleasant surprise to see that they already have a new album out, and the fact that it is actually even better than the previous one is full proof that these guys are fast becoming the new hope of traditional heavy metal. Every single song on this album rocks, as there isn’t even the slightest shadow of a bad moment to find anywhere on the CD. However, they might get a little to close to clichés from the past when in the Judas Priest sounding “Made Of Metal” they raise their fists and share with us what they believe they’re made of. For the most part though, this is just great melodic music, with stunning musicianship and extremely well organized vocal-arrangements, and for a melodic metal album this is way beyond what has become the standard these days.

 

But even though all the albums mentioned above are stunning releases, and absolutely worth your hard-earned money, my favorite of the four is probably the new album “The Art Of Balance” by Shadow’s Fall. And balance, that’s what Shadow’s Fall do as they rock their way through 11 tracks of pure genius, showing no interest in sticking with one formula, but rather changing musical-styles just like that throughout the entire CD. Last year saw the re-release of the 2000 Century Media release “Of One Blood” with the addition of the Japanese only EP “Deadworld” (2001), only this time released under the name “Fear Will Drag You Down.” Supposedly, this was because Shadow’s Fall was about to break to the masses, while touring with some of the biggest names in rock and metal, and Century Media realized they hadn’t pushed this band, while having a chance. Somewhere though, Century Media must have seen the potential in these guys, otherwise they wouldn’t have signed them, right? Well, Shadow’s Fall are back, and they’re better than ever before. At times they’re straight-up death metal, at others they’re as hardcore as can be, while still at other times they sounds like early Metalica-style thrash, even with the singer sounding like James Hetfield and shit. There’s also a lot of melodic guitar-soloing going that wouldn’t at all shy away next to a Iron Maiden song. Sometimes there are even hints of modern metal, for instance in the title-track and “Welcome To The Machine,” and if I were to choose two favorite tracks on this disk, it would have to be these two songs. Especially “Welcome To The Machine” has hit-single potential written all over it. Ah, I have a feeling… This is going to be a good year. 

 

Other cool albums this month

 

The Confusions; Trompoline

Massproduktion/MNW

Having been around for years, it finally seems like The Confusions might break to the mainstream. They might’ve had their share of Swedish radio-airplay (have they?), but with this album and first single “The Pilot” they’ve managed to get both Danish and Finnish as well as Swedish radio on their side. That very single also vent straight to the top of MTV’s “Up North Chart”, which is a chart with all the biggest new hits in Scandinavia. But that isn’t even the best song on the album. Take a song like “Tonight” for instance, it’s so delicious that even those melancholic Suede-ballads seem to loose their powers when hearing it, and there’s more of the same to find throughout the album too. Imagine taking some of the better moments from The Beatles, Suede and The Cardigans and putting them all into a blender, and you just might end up with “Trompoline” in your hands. This one’s a keeper. (JJJJJJ)    

 

Luke Geraty; The Before I Sold Out EP

Syntax/Junkyard

Although the CD-title implies that this is an EP, I would much rather pile this as a full-length album, as it features nine tracks + an intro and an outro. For an artist of underground-status Like Luke Geraty it’s pretty ironic and yet very cool to title an album “The Before I Sold Out EP,” especially considering that there’s a track on here called “Success.” A track that is about how people always chase the success: you know the fancy things, the money – instead of just be happy about what they already have. The lyrics of Luke Geraty are really well written; they rhyme well, but above all the content is good, as they’re educating, intelligent and thought-provoking. And really, there’s not every day you hear a hip hop and rap artist who’s’ music flows as well as it does on “The Before I Sold Out EP.” My favorite track on this thing by far is the song “Success” that I’ve already mentioned. In many ways it’s just another hip hop song, but the distant operatic vocals in the back-ground create a really good atmosphere for the song and lift it from being a good hip hop song to becoming an amazingly great hip hop song. And while this album doesn’t feature any other obvious ear-biters like “Success” it’s still a pretty good album overall. (JJJJJJ)

 

Helms; McCarthy

Kimchee Records

With a bassist named Tina Helms, a drummer named Dan McCarthy and a guitarist/singer named Sean McCarthy, all bases seem to be covered, both with the fact that this, their second album is titled “McCarthy”, and with the band-name being Helms. Pretty clever, isn’t it? Sure, but not nearly as clever as their music, though. We’re talking real complex and innovative post-rock here. Post-rock that goes a little beyond what’s normally heard these days. And post-rock that above all is passionate, emotional and extremely well-played with noisy and at times almost jazzy drums, complex bass-lines that are all over the place, and loud, dreamy and messy guitars, all topped by the mostly passionately spoken, but also passionately sung and yelled vocals of Sean McCarthy. This might take a while to grow on you, but when it does, then you’re going to have a hard time letting this go. (JJJJJJ)  

 

Judas Priest; Live In London

SPV (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Those of you who already have invested in the “Live In London” DVD-release, do not really have to invest in this as well. That is if you’re not a fanatic Judas Priest fan who just has to get your hands on everything they release. But let’s face it, this double live-album and the DVD-release of late are more or less the same package, only this one features a few extra songs, but of course this is without the all the fancy visuals of the DVD, but if it helps this does feature some cool video-enhancement. 25 more or less classic Judas Priest tracks are what is in store, if you get your dirty little hands on the “Live In London” album-release, and I am sure that older fans will be glad to hear that there are favorites such as “Turbo Lover”, “Painkiller”, “Hell Bent For Leather”, “Living After Midnight”, “Metal Gods”, and “Breaking The Law” – at least those were the ones this reviewer was most delighted to hear again, since the old Judas Priests albums for some reason haven’t been out of the shelves in some time. However, I must admit that a song like “Turbo Lover” didn’t exactly deliver as it used to when Rob Halford sang it, but most of the time Ripper Owens does a good job, as he overall actually has done ever since he joined the mighty Priests. This might not be the best live-album the world has ever seen, but it sure is one of the few live-albums I have heard in a while that made me go: “Wow, I wish I was there”, and really I do believe any fan of old-school heavy metal will get a kick out of this. Maybe not from each and every track, but for the most part I really do believe that any metal-fan will, and the ones that don’t get feel the rush when songs as “Hell Bent For Leather” and “Breaking The Law” get going should buy some Westlife records and give up on metal altogether. (JJJJJJ)

 

Too Bad Eugene; Moonlighting

Tooth and Nail Records

You’ve probably seen an advertisement for this album for some time on this page, but there hasn’t been a review up until now, because I just recently got the CD. And it was worth the wait, so you can all now go out and buy it. Why? Because I said so, that’s why! No, really, it’s a good album. It surprised me a little actually, because I heard their debut-album when it came out on Rock City, and wasn’t impressed by it. I mean, it wasn’t particularly bad or anything, it just didn’t go anywhere beyond what was being played at pop/punk radio at the time, and years prior to that actually. The new album “Moonlighting” might not offer anything new or groundbreaking to this ever-growing scene, but at least it shows a band that is evolving and maturing, and a band that simply writes better songs. They’re not so overly poppy this time around, and a bunch of well-varied rock-songs crafted by intelligent and spiritual lyrics that go beyond the typical girl-meats-boy/girl-leaves-boy lyrics and a lot of tempo-changes in the song-structures, shows what the previous album didn’t, namely that Too Bad Eugene do have other things in their record-collections than MxPx and Green Day. It is only logical that Too Bad Eugene has evolved and matured during the years, but it is funny that they’re this much better, as they are now spending less time playing music than ever before. I don’t know if they played music fulltime when they released their debut-album, but I am pretty sure they played music fulltime while being apart of the pop/punk band Craig’s Brother. Now primarily focusing on family, school and work, and only playing music on the side, these musicians are actually better than ever before, and man do we like it. (JJJJJJ)

 

The Rest of this month’s albums

 

Danny Blitz; Hollywood

Doorslammer Records

This guy hammers the nail on every new-punk cliché in the book with songs about dating supermodels and typical speedy pop-punk melodies. And even though it usually gets boring and old rather quickly when bands do this, Danny Blitz has created some very memorable and funny songs that just won’t leave you after you’ve heard them. For starters there is the title-track, ”Hollywood”, that hits all the way home with its really appealing chorus, and then there’s this really funny and radio-friendly song, “If Ozzy Was My Dad (That Would Rock)”, which is actually this bands first single, and probably the song that will push these guys into stardom, as it has already been licensed to the second season of The Osbournes, where a lot of people will hear it. Anyways, as the ten tracks go by the fun-factor kinda starts to wear off, but hey, that’s how it goes, when you do the same thing over and over again. As a whole though, this is a pretty good album, at least if you’re looking for some entertainment. If you’re longing to be educated though, I’ advice you to go library or just to freakin’ show up at school every once in a while, you miserable piece of shit, you. (JJJJJJ) 

 

Mark Boals; The Edge Of The World

Frontiers Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Another Frontiers artist who has a nice resume, fronting both Ted Nugent’s Band Yngwie Malmsteen’s Risin Force at some point in his carrier, but who is fairly unknown in the modern music-world. If you asked a regular music-fan in Denmark if they’d ever heard of Mark Boals, I am pretty sure that most of them would say no, and if any at all, the only ones to answer yes would probably be the ones who’ve been fans of Yngwie Malmsteen over the years. In Japan however, this guy is pretty popular, at least within melodic rock and metal circles, and BURRN! Magazine’s readers awarded him as the “Best Overall Singer” in 1999. This, his third solo-recording kind of took me of guard with it’s dance-friendly sounds in the intro. However, it didn’t take too long until Mark & Co. broke into some serious neo-classical and melodic hard rock, which is pretty much what this record overall has to offer. (JJJJJJ)

 

Seana Carmody; Struts & Shocks

Kimchee Records

Seana Carmody is no stranger to the international rock-scene. She has previously tried out her vocal-abilities in the noise-pop outfit Swirlies and later in Syrup USA, but now after a few years of silence she’s back. Only now it is time for her debut-album as a solo-artist. Traces of the noise-pop and shoegazer-sound Seana Carmody has flirted with in the past are evident on “Struts & Shocks”, but even though it’s noise-pop and shoegazer that have been shaping Seana as an artist, those are not all that she can do, and those are not really all that she is anymore either. Let’s just say that on “Struts & Shocks” she has created a great indie-pop album heavy on dreamy passages, shifting tempos and quiet arrangements with the addition of an occasional wall of distortion, and that it rocks. (JJJJJJ) 

 

Thomas DiMuzio; Mono:Poly

Asphodel Ltd. (Provided by Rooftop Promotion)

Now, normally, as I’ve stated before as reviewing some pretty cutting-edge industrial releases in the past, I see my self as a person having an open mind towards music in all its shapes and forms, and I would be the last person on earth to tell you, that you only get music if you combine guitars, basses and drums, or cellos and violas, or a whole new set of instruments for that matter. Music can be a lot of things, and while some conservative minds wouldn’t even wanna call this music, it truly is. I mean, really, who has the definite definition of music? Music can be the rain hitting the roof on a rainy night. Music can be the sounds of the river, the birds singing, and who’s to say that the thunder isn’t music too? Anyways, Thomas DiMuzio has made a career out of creating electro-acoustic soundcapes that, at least this time around, will test your patience. We’re talking abstract sound-pictures all done in an intelligent manner, but just like with abstract paintings, most people are likely not to get this. People will see this as noise, and while it’s true that there are lots of noises floating around in the overall sound-pictures, there are also relaxing elements of ambience to come across. I really do like some of the elements in Thomas DiMuzio’s music, especially the relaxing parts, but, really, it goes on for too freakin’ long, man. We’re talking two hours here, spanning over to whole CD’s, and with sounds that seem to repeat themselves even after 40 minutes, this is bound to be a long ride, even for the most open-minded of listeners. (JJJJJJ)    

 

Dogwood; Seismic

Tooth and Nail Records

I’ve been a fan of the Tooth and Nail label for years and years. Actually, I’ve been with them practically all along - first as a fan and then later on as a reviewer - and with the early artists as varied and well playing as Starflyer 59, Sometime Sunday and MxPx, I knew I would be in it for the long run. And so I was, but the funny thing is that even though Dogwood have been on Tooth and Nail for quite a while now, and before that on other labels that I’ve also found to be important for the growing independent music-scene, I’ve never checked them out before, even though reviewers have been going on and on about how freaking good they were… Well, the new release, “Seismic”, was finally an opportunity for me to get into this band and find out what the buzz was all about, and while I expected something else, I agree with other reviewers when they say that Dogwood is a good rock-band. I’ve always heard them compared to other Tooth and Nail pop/punk artists such as MxPx and the likes, but if that has been the case up until now, then Dogwood have changed their sound quite a bit lately. While still pop/punk in nature, there’s still some distance between the speedy bubble-gum pop/punk of New Found Glory to this. Dogwood have managed to grace their punk-rock songs with thought, power and emotion instead of just doing it safe, and that’s what in the end makes this record stick out of the crowd a bit. (JJJJJJ)   

 

DragonForce; Valley of the Damned

Noise Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

With a drummer from France, a keyboard-player from Ukraine, a singer from South Africa, a guitarist from England, and yet another guitarist from Hong Kong, this indeed is an as multi-national band as possibly can be, and while this might sound cliché, I also think it’s a perfect testimony that people from all over the world can join forces in order to create something positive together while living together in harmony. But no matter how good that might sound on paper, the truth is that this gifted and young band, counting members that are born as late as in 1982, have not quite found their own sound yet, and as the standard-power-metal-formula songs on “Valley of the Damned” pass by, DragonForce seem get more and more repetitive and predictable, while sounding too much like any other power metal band you could possibly imagine, which is ok, as long as you are not dreaming about becoming the new Hammerfall. “Evening Star” however, is a class-example how a good speed/power metal song should be played. (JJJJJJ)

 

Edenbridge; Aphelion

Massacre Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Power metal reviewers have stood in line to praise this Austrian band, and I just can’t understand why? I mean, yeah sure, everything on here is played to an A, and the vocals of the their female vocalist also reach the highest notes, but really do they fit this bands style? If you ask me, then they don’t. I’ve been listening to this album a few times these last couple of days, and I must say that I just can’t get into it, and yeah, it’s mostly because of Sabine Edelsbacher’s vocals, because even though she actually has a great voice, as the lead-singer in Edenbridge she really doesn’t do much else than to annoy me. Austria is famous for producing a lot of classical music; maybe Sabine should consider a career within this kind of music instead. I wasn’t too fond of Edenbridge’s album “Arcana”, which was released last year, but this release excites me even less. But hey, that’s just me: one reviewer against the world, really? (JJJJJJ)

 

Exmortem; Pestilence Empire

Osmose Productions (Provided by Nordic Metal)

There has been a bit of a buzz in the Danish metal-underground regarding this band ever since they signed with Hammerheart and released their previous album “Berzerker Legions” in 2001. However, I do not have the slightest idea if metal-fans outside of Denmark are taking the death metal of Exmortem to heart. All I know is, that Exmortem are not with Hammerheart anymore, and that they’ve already signed a new deal, this time with the just as extreme oriented metal-label Osmose Productions. The band started way back in 1992 under the name Mordor, and even though I have no idea why they decided to change the name, I keep wondering if it wouldn’t be a great name to be carrying in these ever so popular Tolkien/“Lord Of The Rings” times we’re in right now? Anyways, I can’t say that I am overly impressed with the music found on “Pestilene Empire.” It’s not all that bad really, it’s just that it has been done and heard before, and in many cases even much better that this. There isn’t even anything this band hasn’t tried out before on there, and because of that it just seems like Exmortem are repeating them-selves. It’s cool to see more and more metal-labels signing Danish bands though, and hopefully Exmortem will follow the example of Hatesphere next time around with an a bit more inspiring album. (JJJJJJ)

 

Fabulous Disaster; Panty Raid

Pink & Black Records

After their great debut-album from 2001 “Put Out Or Get Out”, the all-girl punk-outfit Fabulous Disaster are now ready to release their sophomore record, and from what I hear modern rock radio has already been all over opener and one of this records best cuts “Next Big Joyride”, and that was only in a rough mix. I’ll probably get all smacked up for saying this, but when I looked at the inlay-card pictures of the four band-members of Fabulous Disaster, I though to myself; “they must be lesbians.” I honestly I didn’t know, but it turns out that three of them actually are lesbians. I don’t know, perhaps it was a guess, but sometimes you just can tell, like when looking at half of the Danish women’s handball team. See what I mean? Well, lesbians or not, Fabulous Disaster once more prove that women definitely know how to rock and roll, and even more importantly that women know how to play punk-rock. And they don’t even have to take their clothes off in order to please the male crowds either. Thank God for that. Would someone please tell those ugly girls in Rockbitch that they shouldn’t either? Ok, I’ve said enough already. This is great, entertaining and catchy punk-rock. Get. (JJJJJJ)   

 

Good Clean Fun; Positively Positive 1997-2002

Equal Vision (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Apparently, this band has been an underground classic for years, and it hasn’t passed the eyes and ears of Equal Vision, that now have released most of what the band released from 1997 to 2002, as well as a few unreleased tracks. And with 29 songs + an interview that all clock in less than an hour, I think you can say that this is in the true punk- rock spirit. And yet it isn’t. Good Clean Fun’s straight edge hardcore-stylings are much more about having fun that any other thing, and there really isn’t much anger to find on this thing, and why should there be – I mean, there should be someone out there who has gotten somewhat satisfied through the first area of life, right? “Positively Positive” is a good record, but, honestly, I think it could’ve been cut with about ten songs, in order to get even better, because it tends to get a little repetitive after a while, but at least, when that happens, they add some humor to it all, saving the listener from being completely unsatisfied. Favorite cut: “Last Night I Dreamt An Emo Kid Loved Me.” (JJJJJJ)

 

Ron House; Obsessed

Moses Carryout Records

First off, you gotta give it to any songwriter who’s as honest as Ron House, because honest that’s exactly what Ron House is – and honest to the bone, at that too, and even though you probably don’t care if he had a seven year long relationship with a lady that, as he says it himself, fucked like a beast, you otherwise can’t help but noticing that Ron is pouring out details of his life, most other people much rather would keep to themselves. Apparently Ron House is normally treading his shoes in American punk-bands, but here he has chosen to let his punk-side rest, while just depending on his voice, his acoustic guitar, and a guest-appearance every once in a while, but no matter how well-meant this might be, you can’t help but noticing that Ron House just isn’t the best singer out there, and while his voice may be fitted for punk-rock in general, singer-songwriter type stuff, just doesn’t seem to be his thing – not while sounding like any other American singer-songwriter with a guitar, anyway. Perhaps the story could’ve been different, if Ron had chosen to add a little more of the Danielson Family weirdness of “My Heart” to the overall sound of the album, as that one, even though it might unveil a terrible voice, is right up there with the singer-songwriter stuff labels like SoundsFamilyre and Ashmatic Kitty are known for releasing. Mostly though, it seems like this guy should stick with loud guitars and shouty vocals. (JJJJJJ)

 

Jesse James; Punk, Soul, Brothers

Golf Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Having toured with the likes of Bowling For Soup, Spunge, Pogues and Brian Setzer, and having videos in heavy rotation on Kerrang TV! these guys just might become youth-favorites before they know it. However, that doesn’t change the fact, that these guys pretty much sound like any ska band you’d come across in 1996, which probably, for some people, will be enough reason to avoid them like the plague. Anyways, from where I am sitting they, at least, should get a pat on the back for sticking with ska even after the genre, commercially speaking, came crashing. But, really, your life won’t change after listening to Jesse James, even though it, if only for a few minutes, might bring you back to your prom night, where some local ska-band played “your” song for you and your high-school sweetheart, which made you walk on clouds that whole night, the night after, and perhaps even the whole week, or at least until she dumped you for the next guy. But hey, let’s just forget about that. Let’s just party like it’s 1996… (JJJJJJ)

 

Katafalk; Storm Of The Horde

Coldblood Industries

Ok, here’s another death metal band that, quite frankly, do not intend to bring anything new to the genre of death metal. I know, I keep saying this, but if the new bands want to stand out of the crowd of, well, any overcrowded music-genre, they have to create something fresh and something unique, or else the music-buyer can just as well stick to the records he already has in his collection – records he knows deliver. Dutch death metallers Katafalk have not come up with something overly original on this, their debut-disk, and, really, it’s also therefore that they probably won’t become one of the hot-shots within this genre anytime soon. They’re good musicians, though, and especially “Blind Envy” shows a band that is capable of much more than evident throughout most of this disk. If you, however, only want your death metal to be nothing but brutal and well played at that, then this might be worth getting, but otherwise it probably won’t. (JJJJJJ)

 

Kaspar Hauser; The Tin Can Gong

Spacesuit Records

When seeing the name Kaspar Hauser, I though to myself that this was another one of those typical American singer/songwriter projects, done by some dude called Kaspar Hauser, and while outfit doesn’t feature any member whose name is either Kaspar or Hauser, this is pretty much your average American singer/songwriter stuff. Of course, with an album-title like “The Tin Can Gong” it’s bound to differ a little in the overall sound from time to time, and so it does, as it features healthy doses of rock and pop, as well as folk, alt-country and even lo-fi indie. Fans of everyone from Johnny Cash to Sixteen Horsepower might find something to chew on here, but don’t expect Kaspar Hauser to be quite up their with the previously mentioned artists just yet. This is alright stuff though, even though it perhaps might come across a little too depressive at times, but it definitely has its’ moments. (JJJJJJ)

 

Elaine Lachica; 9

Self-released

According to Elaine Lachica herself her music is best described as “Alternative-Soul Ethereal Electro-Acoustic Soundscapes” – whatever that means? Elaine has both studied music and acting in her time, and if she combines the two of those, I bet her live-shows are more than worth seing, as you’d be getting the whole package at once, which isn’t always what is in store for concert goers in these “get-up-there-everyone-who-has-a-guitar” times. I also think that the music of Elaine probably is more suitable for litening to in concert rather than hearing at home on the couch, but this is all guessing, of course, which isn’t t say that this can’t be enjoyed at home. It can. It’s just that sometimes it can lull you to sleep before it manages to capture your attention, which means that you’ll have to focus on the music, or else it can quickly become nothing but distant sounds somewhere in background. You’ll have to be in the mood for it when hearing. And what will you have to be in the mood for then? Well, you’ll have to be in the mood for some minimalist electro-acoustic singer-songwriter stuff that is filled with electronic noise-patterns and ambient sound-structures, which at times makes one think about Radiohead’s funnier moments only fronted by Tori Amos instead of Thom Yorke. (JJJJJJ)

 

The Larch; Pouters, Rollers and Runts

Self-released

While hearing the first song on this album, I imagined that I was about to hear an album on the lighter side of the ska/reggae fence. And, well, after listening through the nine tracks, I am still holding on to, at least, that we’re on the lighter side of the fence, even though I am not quite sure which fence we’re talking about, because as the songs roll by, the ska-sound of “Sushi Habit” becomes less and less apparent. In stead we’re going down the road of simplistic and melodic pop/rock, which actually turns out to be quite pleasant, even when running into a country song somewhere along the way. The Larch was until recently a trio, but shortly before this release Liza Garelik was added to the line-up as a back-ground singer, and while that might not sound of much, it is certainly hard to imagine this band going anywhere without her, as she simply lifts the simple pop-songs to a whole other level. (JJJJJJ)

 

The Maybellines; Chatfield Holiday

Best Friends Records

When seeing the cartoon-ish cover to this album, I was pretty much getting ready for another pop/punk album by another American newcomer band, and while there certainly are pop/punk influences somewhere in there, The Maybellines find themselves much more on the indie-side of things with simple and laid-back sound-structures fuelled by the sweet female-vocals of their lead-singer, whose name is nowhere to be found in the liner-notes. “Chatfield Holiday” could go either way or no way at all, really. It could appeal to both indie and pop/punk kids, as it has both the slower indie-like songs as well as a few up-tempo pop/punk songs. On the other hand, there just might be too little of either things for either indie or pop/punk fans to get into it. Me, I don’t care. To me music is music, and I don’t care what kind of music it is, just as long as it’s good, and while this isn’t the best things I’ve ever heard, it’s quite pleasant most of the time. For more info check out: www.bestfriendsrecords.com. (JJJJJJ)

 

Nemesis; Eden

Sensory Records (Provided by Intromental Management)

Hungarian music is not exactly something that is piling up on our “CD’s that need to reviewed” desk, but there does come an Hungarian CD along every once in a while, and, well, “Eden” by progressive metal act Nemesis is one of the more enjoyable ones of the kind. Apparently, this band released two CD’s that were sung in their own language, which quickly made them become one of the most popular progressive metal acts in Hungary, but after a while the band realized that the progressive metal world outside of Hungary wasn’t going to get as crazy about them as they were at home, which made them call their quite for a while. Later on, though, they got back together, deciding to rewrite their whole back-catalogue, and while at it, changing the lyrics into English as well, which lead to the release of “Eden” and another album that will see a release sometime this year. Just as much as the two previous recordings didn’t put Nemesis on the international progressive metal map, I am hoping that this one will, as it’s actually a quite good collection of complex metal songs, and for whatever it’s worth, it is original too, as it has a Hungarian folk-touch to it as well. Overall this might not blow influences such as Dream Theater out in the water, but then again who does? (JJJJJJ)

 

The New Christs; We Got This!

Laughing Outlaw Records

You’ve got you Hives, You’ve got your Strokes and you’ve got your White Stripes riding the retro-wave these days, but if you want something that’s a little closer to the original sound of the 70’s, something that’s a little closer to the real deal, you’ve got to check out The New Christs. At least these guys are old enough to remember the 70’s, even though The New Christs first started playing in the early 80’s some 20 years ago. However, Rob Younger who fronts this band was also the front man of the Australian 70’s band Radio Birdman. The New Christs, however, still burst out down-right dirty 70’s garage-rock n’ roll that brings bands such as MC5 and The Stooges to mind, and even though The New Christs bring a modern touch to the table, as well as a few songs that are a little less furious and little more varied than the ones of the previously mentioned bands, I don’t see The New Christs following The strokes or The Datsuns in radio-airplay nor in album-sales, but I bet a song like “Split It Out” will keep the any of those new retro-bands awake at night, because they didn’t think of writing a song like that. It rips. (JJJJJJ)

 

Seventh Avenue; Between The Words

Massacre Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Even though Massacre Records in no way can be accused off being a religious record-label, more and more bands that are in some way connected to Christian music or Christian faith get signed to the label. First we had Veni Domine, then Saviour Machine, then the new and reborn Eva O, Wisdom Call, Virgin Black, as well as bands like Antithesis, Balance Of Power and Rob Rock, that aren’t necessarily Christian artists, but bands where one or more band-members are Christians – and bands that have been seen playing gigs at Christian live-venues. Well, you can add Seventh Avenue to the list. Having been a popular act within Christian underground metal-circles for years, it now seems that these guys are finally getting ready for a jump into the big leagues, and if you’re into classic or melodic metal you might just as well check Seventh Avenue out, as it is fairy good, but even “Between The Words” kicks the living shit out of all their previous releases, it’s not too likely that it’ll lead them into heavy metal stardom. (JJJJJJ)

 

Somehow Hollow; Busted Wings and Rusted Halos

Victory Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

It seems like Victory Records have been putting out quite a bit of poppy stuff lately, and while I am totally into the hardcore-stuff the label made a name for itself releasing, I am also a sucker for a good, hook-filled chorus, and those are a specialty for new modern rock sensations Somehow Hollow, who quickly are rising from the ashes of former punk-rock favorites Grade. While Somehow Hollow’s delicious melodic rock-tunes have punk-leanings and an occasional emo-feel, they’re style can be described as nothing but pure modern rock, and with strong melodic guitar-leads and choruses that go straight to the heart, as well as songs like “Busted Stereos And Myself” and “The Witch Of Glen Gedar Gate” these guys should have an audience for themselves in no time, as well as being all over American modern rock radio. But no matter how good that may sounds, somebody’s gotta tell the lead-singer of theirs, that he’s not fronting Blink 182 or MxPx. (JJJJJJ)

 

Spiv; Don’tcha Know

Pop Sweatshop

The guy on the cover of this album, who I assume is the guy referred to as Spiv in this context, really looks a whole lot like Elvis Presley. Yeah, he does, with the hair-style and everything. On the other side of the cover, he even does a real Elvis move while holding en electric guitar, while the whole atmosphere drips of the 60’s. This guy seems to know and love his Elvis, and it even shows a little in his music. I mean, this is not totally 50’s rock n’ roll, but it definitely has a 50/60’s vibe to it, though. We’re talking really entertaining and catchy rock music here with memorable sing-a-long choruses and the whole package. Unfortunately, though, it seems like several of the 10 songs featured here, were also featured on an EP released earlier, which by no means will please the people who bought the EP and liked it, and therefore also intend by this one. However, I never got that CD, so I won’t get all irritated here. I just wanted to let you know, just so you could think twice before spending money on just a few new tracks. Anyway, move on shall we. People who have no knowledge of the previous EP can all gladly invest in this one. Don’t believe me? Check out the fabulous “Everybody’s A Rock Star Tonight”, which also was the title-track on the previously mentioned EP. That song on its’ own is worth getting the whole CD for, even if you think the rest of it sucks. Yeah, it’s that good. Truth is though, that the rest of the CD doesn’t suck, and even though none of the other tracks may hit you as hard as “Everybody’s A Rock Star Tonight”, there are still quite a few enjoyable pop songs to get into here. (JJJJJJ)

 

SupaRed; SupaRed

Noise Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Last month I reviewed the band Masterplan, a band consisting of Helloween members, and now we’re introduced to yet another Helloween-member fronted band, this time in shape of the former Helloween-singer Michael Kiske. Helloween and SupaRed do not have many things in common though, and why should they? SupaRed is strictly a catchy and extremely ear-friendly rock-band, that has a way of getting all the chouses to become those ever so popular sing-a-longs. Take track six (“Hey”) for instance. Who can say that they didn’t want to jump up and down the couch when hearing it, while shouting out the words of the song as soon as getting them memorized? Or even sooner, it doesn’t matter? The first time I was half-way through this record, I thought to myself, “Oh, my God, this has to be the album of the month”, but then, unfortunately, a few rather dull and imaginable ballads came along and took a little from the otherwise so excellent presentation this band had placed before my feet. But if you can look beyond a few totally unnecessary ballads, this just might become one of your favorite jump-up-and-down-the-couch-album of late. (JJJJJJ)

 

Stairway; On Hallowed Ground

Self-released

In my review of this bands previous album I said that they’d been around since the early 90’s, but now I’ve read elsewhere that they’ve actually been around for 25 years, and it turns out that this is only their third release in all this time, which kind of makes you wonder what the heck these guys have been doing with their time. Playing old Iron Maiden covers? Probably not, since this is a christian band, but they do sound a bit like Iron Maiden, though. They also sound a bit like old christian heavy metal bands such as Barren Cross, Leviticus and Sacred Warrior. So as you probably already have guessed these guys never got out of the 80’s, and that they never bothered to update their sound in order to be cool. And cool they’re not! But hey, why should they, they’re like in their 40’s or something. These guys should just stick their guns and do what they do best, and that is to play their traditional heavy metal. But it turns out that they also manage to play some smokin’ blues just fine (In “Foolish Heart”), so perhaps they should also continue to do a bit of that too. So how do I like it? Well, this wouldn’t be on the top of my purchase list or anything (that is, if I hadn’t gotten it for free already), but it’s pretty good for those days when you’re in the mood for some traditional heavy metal, though. (JJJJJJ)

 

30 Day Warranty; Together We Stand…

Self-released

Here’s another hopeful American pop/punk trio that, even though they sounds much like most of the big-shot skate-punk bands out there, probably won’t make it into the big leagues. The thing with this band, however, is that they are desperately in need of songs that stick with you after you’ve turned the CD off, and while that may sound like a big problem on its’ own, there are actually bigger issues at risk. It’s quite common within the current pop-punk scene to have singers that aren’t exactly good, well, singers. A lot of them have problems with reaching the right notes, and 30 Day Warranty defiantly is one of them. You won’t always care in the faster songs that have enough of power and energy going to make you forget about things as actually hitting the right ending-notes, but in the slower songs like “Farewell”, however, you’ll probably be wishing these guys took some song-lessons when they were in school. If you ask me, Id say that these guys need to stick to the faster and energetic songs, while letting those awful semi-ballads slide, but really, there’ve been seen worse cases than this, and some of those have even become rock-stars. (JJJJJJ)

 

Tipsy; Remix Party

Asphodel Ltd. (Provided by Rooftop Promotion)

It’s always hard for a reviewer to find anything to write about a remix or tribute album when one has never heard the artist that’s being remixed, or the artist that’s being paid tribute to. Well, so is the case with this release, where 14 artists pay tribute to Tipsy, the electronica duo from San Francisko. When you’ve never heard any of the previous Tipsy albums, you can’t tell if these remix-versions have improved upon the original songs or if they’ve fallen flat on their asses. So instead of drawing lines between this, and the actual Tipsy stuff from the past, I’ll just have to tell you what is to be found on this recording, and if I like it. Well, if this is anything to go by, it seems that Tipsy might be the band to check out, and it seems like they’ve been quite influential too, as the artists paying tribute to them here, actually hail from all over the world, from Liverpool and London, to Tokyo, St. Petersburg, Brussels, Zurich, Vienna, Los Angeles, Las Vegas etc. Matmos, another band that, like Tipsy, come from San Francisco, start this thing with a killer track (“Schatzi A Go Go”) that’s only topped by St. Petersburg’s Messer Chups and their version of “Hey!”. There are a few tracks that don’t do much for this reviewer, but most of them are actually quite charming in their own way, and overall, I’d say, that this is a fine electronica album that gives us a taste of the electronical music-scene almost worldwide. Favorite cuts besides the ones I’ve already mentioned are “Reverse Cowgirl” by People Like Us, and “Sweet Cinnamon Punch” by High Llamas. (JJJJJJ)

 

Unruly Child; UC III

Frontiers Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

Unruly Child is yet another melodic hard rock and AOR band that had to head down into the underground for a living, after Nirvana and the whole grunge-thing shaped the rock-industry in the early 90’ties. Once signed to majors Interscope, Unruly Child found themselves fired and without a label after the self-titled debut-release in 1992, but they’ve stuck to the dream and to their love for music ever since whatsoever. Here some 10 years later the band is still at it and releases another album that not surprisingly and in fact does sound a little out of date, at least if you turn on the modern rock radio. It sounds like these guys got stuck back in the 80’ties, and even though they didn’t even start until 1990, and even though they probably could’ve been big if it wasn’t for the whole alternative rock scene in the 90’s, it sounds like grunge never happened when Unruly Child lay down their melodic and catchy AOR-songs that are not short of good and ear-friendly choruses. But even though this for the most part is fairly good, these guys loose some credibility when they choose to do some extremely bad, almost boyband-ish ballad-thing in “Bring Me Home.” Sorry guys, but that is utter crap. Stick to what you’re good at, and leave those awful lighter-ballads to Westlife and the likes. (JJJJJJ)

 

The User; Symphony #2 for Dot Matrix Printers (Vinyl Edition)

Asphodel Ltd. (Provided by Rooftop Promotion)

Ever wondered what happens when an architect and a composer join forces to create some sonic noise together? Well, I haven’t, but those of you who have, can, at least, hear one example in this duet named The User. But let me first tell you that this is weird. This doesn’t even qualify as music in a lot of people’s minds, as this doesn’t feature any instruments or any vocals. It doesn’t even features computer made rhythms and beats, as we know them from most of the dance/techno music that fills the airwaves today. What is it then? Well, this is the closest you’ll ever come to hear a choir of printers singing together, or at least a big band of printers jamming together. Yeah, you heard me: Printers. Emmanuel Madan and Thomas McIntosh have actually done a completely different and previously unheard experiment, namely to sample and play back the sounds of vintage dot matrix printers using customized midi controllers that were specially made for turning vintage dot matrix printers into sound modules. And how was the result? Well, for starters it was different, but also a little too much of the same ting, considering that this goes on for 41 minutes, because really, there are only so many sounds that can come out of an old printer, right? Don’t know, really, but I know that this record has its share of dullness as well as its share of excitement. This was a terrific idea, a strange one, but still a good one, even though all of what came out of it didn’t turn into gold. I believe this will appeal just as much to fans of the original industrial/noise music as it will to the typical fans of the electronic music the Asphodel label is known for putting out, even though most of that is quite cutting edge, really. All in all this is extremely original and very interesting, but it is also a little repetitive. It brings back the memories of my first printer, though. Geez, did they really sound like that? We’ve come a long way for sure. (JJJJJJ)

 

Various Artists; Another Round Of Golf Vol. 4

Golf Records (Provided by Nordic Metal)

This compilation is a good opportunity to get an idea of what’s going on with British Golf Records. The previous three label-samplers of the kind were pretty popular, and from the content on this one, I can’t see why this one shouldn’t be too. 17 tracks from 10 of the bands that are currently on Golf Records, and some of the stuff hasn’t even been released before. The best song on this thing, though, has been out for quite a while - two, almost three years, actually. I’m talking about the Less Than Jake son “Look What Happened” from the “Borders and Boundaries” album, which simply is a classic happy punk-song that’s so freakin’ good, that is almost impossible not to like, and while there certainly aren’t songs on here that are that good, there still is some good punk and ska-sounds to please your ears. Ska-kings Mighty Mighty Bosstones start things off with two of their tracks, and while not their best tunes altogether, they set a great mood for the rest of this sampler. Newcomers Jesse James try out a little ska too, but fail to get under your skin, while newcomer female pop/punk outfit, Tuuli, do exactly that. The most pleasant surprise, though, - besides the Less Than Jake track, that is – is Thrice, that with a good blend of melodic punk and shouty post-hardcore seem to be the band with the brightest future ahead of them. (JJJJJJ)

 

Various Artists; Better Undead Than Alive

Code666

There are quite a few compilations in this issue, aren’t there? Well, here’s another one… Italian record-label Code666 have been bursting out some of the most seriously ill black metal around for years now, and here’s a chance to catch a wave and see what the fuzz is all about. “Better Undead Than Alive” is a collection of some of the music you might expect to be released by Code666. Some of the tracks on this compilation have been released before, but they’re all re-mastered for the occasion, and then there are quite a few tracks that have never been released before, making this a release fans of the label will not want to pass by. There are 24 tracks on this double-album thing, and while most of it is in the typical black metal style the label has made themselves a name in releasing, there’s also an occasional moment of death metal, classical, opera, industrial, ambient and even a little techno-ish beats at one point, which is all adding a little variation to the album as a whole and that way also making it better. This reviewers favorite cuts are as follows: Atrox; “Lay”, Manes; “Redeemer” and Thee Maddoror Kollektive; “Xaos DNA Released.” (JJJJJJ)

 

Various Artists; First Blood Denmark

Alphalota Music (Provided by Nordic Metal)

I’ve said this before, but having reviewed and written about music in Danish e-zines since 1998, I must say that extremely little Danish material has seen its way into my mail-box, and having read music-magazines from foreign countries for years, I must also say, that Danish music, or at least metal, isn’t widely know among metal-fans throughout the world. A few Danish bands have signed good deals the last few years, though, and with this sampler that features some of the best metal from the Danish underground hopefully a few more will too. Anyways, “First Blood Denmark” kicks off with a band (Mercenary) that is already signed to Hammerheart Records, and still a band that I’ve never really listened to. I must admit from what I am hearing here, that I’ve made a mistake never checking them out, because if the track featured on this compilation (“Seize The Night”) is anything to go by, then they’ve proven themselves to be one of the better bands in Danish metal-history. Another already signed Danish band, Exmortem, isn’t exactly that good. We’ve already reviewed their new album on Osmose Productions in this issue, and even though this track is from their previous album on Hammerheart Records, there isn’t much to add. Past and Present Music has also dealt with bands like Corpus Mortale, Urkraft, Spine and Blindfault before, and the metallic hardcore-stylings of the tracks featured by Spine and Blindfault are sure to please metal-fans around the world. The same can be said about the featured tracks by like-minded bands such as Mugshot and Mindlock. “Music Is Dead” by # 213 is another track to check out, as is the delicious guitar soloing in “Solen Brænder Ihjel” by melodic death metal act Urkraft. Other than that Iniquity is worth a mention. Their track “Bloodletting” is a furious dose of grindcore that unlike most grindcore that has been reviewed in this zine actually is quite varied and appealing. But, really, there’s never a compilation without a few filler tracks, and out of the 16 tracks on this thing, there are a few tracks that come across as a bit weak, and certainly not as the best the Danish metal-underground has to offer, and at that the Danish metallic pride and joy, Saturnus, come across as the weakest of them all. However, if you’re looking for a good way to get into some of the music found in the Danish metal-underground, this might be a as good place as any to start digging. But please, won’t someone tell me why the by far best Danish underground-act, Kloak, is nowhere to be found on this thing? (JJJJJJ)

 

Various Artists; 45 Seconds of:

Simballrec (Provided by Rooftop promotion)

This is a bit of an odd one really, showcasing 45 seconds of 99 different tracks made by 84 different artists. Yeah, you heard me, 45 seconds of 99 different tracks, and we’re not dealing with the most popular and radio-friendly pop-songs either. We’re talking all kinds of weird and experimenting electronic-music, which only gets even more weird when songs suddenly stop after 45 seconds without a fade-out, or when the following track just starts right there without a fade-in or even a one second-long break or something. I’ll tell you what this is: This is interesting. This is original. This is trippy. But it’s also a bit too much to swallow at times. But for people, like myself, who enjoy music that’s goes a little beyond what’s being played on the radio these days, this just might turn out to be a pleasant surprise. (JJJJJJ)    

 

Various Artists; Music From And Inspired By The Motion Picutre 8 Mile

Shady/Interscope Records

Eminem is just so hot right not. Not only is he snapping all music-prices he can possibly be nominated for after having released the perhaps best hip hop album of last year, but now he’s also debuting as an actor. The film “8 Mile” had premier in Europe in January. The story is about a hard-working young Detroit hip hopper who dreams about becoming a star, and it easily reflects some things from Eminem’s own life, even though the movie is not actually about Eminem and his life. But that’s not all. With Eminem’s newest album “The Eminem Show” still running hot, he’s already ready with new material for the movie’s soundtrack. 4 tracks actually, and after hearing the rest of the soundtrack that includes big stars from the mainstream hip hop scene as well as lesser known acts signed to Eminem’s own label Shady Records, it’s quite obvious why he’s gotten so big. Practically no one within the hip hop and rap scene of today can touch him, and no one does on this disk either. I mean Jay-Z, Nas, Rakim, D12 and Macy Gray do it fairly well, but nowhere near songs like Eminem’s own “Lose Yourself” and ”Rabbit Run”, and while Eminem’s tracks are all top notch and a few others are well on their way, this soundtrack just doesn’t seem to be showcasing all the best hip hop has to offer or beyond. (JJJJJJ)

 

New album: cheap!

 

Bon Jovi; Bounce

Island

This album really hasn’t been out that long, but no matter what, it has already been seen reduced with 66,6 % (oh no, there’s that number again. Could it be? Bon Jovi? Satanic puddle-rockers? Maybe we should ask Jimmy Swaggart about it, I bet he’d now) of the original price in big Danish chain stores. But why? Well, my guess is that Danish people found out after the last album, that it isn’t worth keep getting their albums, because there’s always just one good song on them. Or at least it has been for the last couple of albums, and history repeats itself on “Bounce.” Only this time there really isn’t any obvious “It’s My Life” or “Living On A Prayer” to make your day. Instead you get more of the boring and easily forgettable songs that have filled their latest albums. And, really, what would you expect from a rock-singer whose artistic highlight last year was to star in Ally McBeal? Honestly? Yeah, I know. Maybe Jon Bon should stick to soap operas, while the rest of them could retire early. It wouldn’t be that early, though, and, really, what do they care, they’ve got millions of dollars on their bank accounts anyway? (JJJJJJ)

 

Album “Round-Up”; Ten quick ones:

1. Michael Monroe used to rock in Hanoi Rocks, and guess what? He still rocks – only now he does it on his own. His newest album “Watcha Want” (SPV - Provided by Nordic Metal) (JJJJJJ) features 13 mostly great and timeless rock n’ roll tunes that put fun, saxophones and hair back into rock n’ roll. This probably won’t sell a million copies, but it will leave a smile upon the listeners face for sure… / 2. And taken that you’re into hip hop so will “up and coming” hip hop label Syntax Records’ new compilation “Night Owls 2 – Sleep Therapy” (Syntax Records) (JJJJJJ). As any other label-sampler out there it features a few loose ends, but mostly we’re talking good stuff. Artists like LA Symphony, Future Shock and Luke Geraty show a lot of promise and are definitely worth checking out. 3. And more compilations... Frontiers Records spoil fans of AOR, hard rock and melodic metal rotten with their newest compilation-CD titled “The Bones” (Frontiers Records – Provided by Nordic Metal) (JJJJJJ). We’re talking two CD’s and 34 tracks with bands like Giant, Tallisman, Two Fires and Steve Walsh’s Khymera. Fans of the genre aren’t likely to find this many good tracks anywhere else nowadays. Favorite track? Jeff Scott Soto’s “Eyes Of Love.” / 4. I’ve seen this new French metal-label, Diamond Productions, searching for bands to sign. Well, the label has found their first band, and it’s one of the uglier ones, I tell ya. Kabbal serves a fast, brutal and still somewhat melodic death metal rounding on “Synthetically Revived” (Diamond Productions) (JJJJJJ), but unfortunately they do it unconvincingly, which, quite frankly, means that they sound shit. / 5. Germany’s Toxic Virgin are actually a lot better than I expected. They play hard rock with traditional heavy metal influences, and they do it with class. All band members play their instruments well, and the singer sings even better. The production on “Circle of Power” (Self-released) (JJJJJJ) is good, even though it might not take Dream Evil or Hammerfall down. With a professional producer who knows what these guys would be capable off? / 6. Apparently Cordelia’s Dad has been beaten a lot by this girl named Camille (“Camille’s Not Afraid Of The Bam”), but it doesn’t keep them from pouring their hearts out throughout these 14 tracks (some of which have been recorded by Steve Albini) of folk meets indie-rock with an occasional emo break-down. “What It Is” (Kimchee Records) (JJJJJJ) is good stuff overall, but it won’t change your life or anything, even though it might make it a little more pleasant every now and then. / 7. And if Cordelia’s Dad won’t change your life, then Poor Luther’s Bones won’t either, even though any Lutheran Church goers might tell you otherwise. The 10 songs on “That The World May Sing Far Away Music, Honky” (Self-released) (JJJJJJ) go along in sort of a mid-tempo that border on lazy, bluesy sound-structures and weird surf-rock. At times it’s really original and inventive, at others it’s just confusing. This one’s for the adventurous listeners, for sure. / 8. And so is this. People with a passion for minimalist electronic music probably will however, find Languis and their new album “Untied” (Simballrec – Provided by Rooftop Promotion) (JJJJJJ) to be nothing but noise. To me, though, the ten songs on the record are great for those chill-out moments. They’re really relaxing too, you know, but also slightly monotonous when listened to all the way through. / 9. Who would’ve thought, that something as furious and fast as “Septic Regurgitant” (Zombieflesh Records) (JJJJJJ) by American grindcore-youngsters Ciribus would be this boring. Luckily though, you won’t have to suffer for too long, coz the 9 tracks found on the release clock in less than 15 minutes, which on the other hand is plenty. Some reviewer wrote that this was one of the most brutal releases of 2002, and while that is true, it is also one of the most boring ones. / 10. So why don’t we end this “Album round-up” thing with the best album of the bunch? Give it up for Victory At Sea, then. Their third album “The Good Night” (Kimchee Records) (JJJJJJ) features some of the most beautiful, melancholic and emotional female-fronted indie-rock imaginable, and if that wasn’t enough, then the song “Sunny Days” actually might be the best song found on any of the releases reviewed this month. Now there’s a reason to check this band out.

 

Single/EP of the month:

 

Spiritfall; Without Words

Slackjaw Publishing

Having toured with just about anybody who is anything with the modern rock, metal and hardcore genres, and that way gaining themselves big and loyal fan-bases throughout America, Spiritfall just might become the next big thing before you know it. Wanna be cool? Get this 5-song EP before they do, then. But it’s not just because Spiritfall have shared stage with the likes of Zao, Papa Rouch, Taproot, Alien Ant Farm, Fenix TX, Will Haven, Dredg and The Juliana Theory that I think this band will become bigger than they are today. You see, Spiritfall actually has nailed down 5 tunes that blow half of the bands mentioned above out in the water. I mean, did Papa Rouch or Alien Ant Farm sound this good when they were unsigned? I highly doubt it. They don’t sound this good now for crying out loud. I could go on and on about this, but truth is, whatever I might say will not hold justice to this talented band and their emotional music. Check them out. Every song on this EP has hit-single potential written all over it. Labels: Sign them now. (JJJJJJ)

 

Other singles/EP’s this month:

 

Calm Site; Deadweight

Self-released

I don’t know, I have mixed feelings towards this 3-song demo from this Finnish death metal band. I mean, the songs are fairly good and all, and especially the guitar-riffs do sounds as appealing as could possibly be. After a while though - and this disk isn’t that long either – even the riffs tend to get a little repetitive. The sound quality is ok for a demo too, but the fade-out at the end of track two and the intro to track 3 really suck. If you’re a death metal fan though, it’s quite possible that you’ll be into this, but you’ll have to look beyond a fault or two in the production. But hey, that’s how it goes, and that’s nothing these guys can’t make up for on future releases. I think they’ll do ok. (JJJJJJ)

 

Liar’s Academy; Trading My Life

Equal Vision (Provided by Nordic Metal)

When hearing Deep Elm samplers in the past, highlights were often provided by emo-band Cross My Heart. Well, Cross My Heart are no more, but in the ashes of Cross My Heart Liar’s Academy arises with what I think is their debut-EP, and while their sounds may be slightly different from the Cross My Heart sound, Liar’s Academy certainly seem to be the next step for Ryan Shelkett (vocalist), Even Turner (drummer) and co. And with a convincing set of modern rock n’ roll-ish songs with a tad emo-feel to keep them going, Liar’s Academy seem to be one of the bands to keep an eye for in 2003. Favorite cut: “Now Is The Time. (JJJJJJ)

 

Loaded Dreams; In It But No Of It

Self-released

This is not the most original or imaginative band you’re likely to come across these days, and I don’t think they believe they are either. Luckily though, they do have six appealing, well-played and dreamy songs that somehow set the right mood for a cold winter-night. For the most part we’re talking light indie-rock or pop that often passes by in a slowcore tempo, while being grazed by wonderful female vocals that at times bring a jazzy-feel to the overall sound. Somehow however, I find myself enjoying the up-tempo tracks a big more than I tend to enjoy the laid-back, lazy and somewhat sad slowcore songs that also tend to fill the sound-picture. Overall this is a good effort, though. (JJJJJJ)

 

Negura Bunget; ‘N Crugu Bradului

Code666

In length this might be more of an album than an EP, but let’s just pile it with the EP’s since “’N Crugu Bradului” only features four songs. And through these four songs, titled “I”, “II”, “III, and “IIII”, this Romanian band shows itself from various musical-sides. Mostly and most importantly though, the band travels through the dark and chaotic universe that is black metal. At times it sounds really hateful, evil and cold, but that’s just me having a feeling about their music, I don’t actually understand one word of the lyrics, since they’re sung in Romanian, and even though if I understood Romanian, I highly doubt if I’d hear a word of what’s being said anyway. I wouldn’t say that this is an essential listen in any way, but fans of the cold and chaotic sound of the black metal genre might want to check this out. People interested in Romanian myth-spirituality (why would anybody be, really?) should also look a little further into world of Negura Bunget. This might just be the one and only thing of the kind out there. (JJJJJJ)

 

Robot Monster Weekend; Turn Down Your Sorrow It’s… Robot Monster Weekend

Self-released

So, it’s Robot Monster Weekend – then what? We’ll have fun, but what else and why? Well, you see, we’ll have fun, because Robot Monster Weekend is exactly that: Funny. And then we will rock, because obviously Robot Monster Weekend Time are good at other things than just being plain funny. Yeah, that’s right, they know how to rock too. And even though I did expect something a little different than this when seeing the cover-art, the band-name and the album-title (kind of imagined some ska-punk or something), I must admit that I do enjoy what has been done here. The bands cites bands such as Guided By Voices, The Replacements, and XTC as influences for their very straightforward rock n’ roll, which in this case, with its’ two day recording-schedule, perhaps sounds a bit too garage-like. They say their live-shows sounds somewhat like this. Should be worth checking out. Will you come to Denmark? (JJJJJJ)

 

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