The Pitch (Spectacular, Spectacular)

Zidler: It's an erotic spectacular scene that captures the thrusting, violent,
vibrant, wild bohemian spirit that this whole production embodies, Duke.

Duke: What do you mean by that?
Zidler: I mean, the show will be... a magnificent, opulent, tremendous,
stupendous, gargantuan bedazzlement. A sensual ravishment. It will be: Spectacular, spectacular,
No words in the vernacular, Can describe this great event,
You'll be dumb with wonderment, Returns are fixed at ten percent,
You must agree, that's excellent, And on top of your fee, you'll be involved artistically.
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer, So delighting, it will run for fifty years!

So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer,
So delighting, it will run for fifty years!
Elephants, Arebians, Indians and courtesans, Acrobats
and juggling bears, exotic girls, fire-eaters,
Muscle men, contortionists, intrigue, danger and romance,
Electric lights, machinery, and all that electricity!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer.
So delighting, it will run for fifty years!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer.
So delighting, it will run for fifty years!
Spectacular, spectacular, No words in the vernacular,
Can describe this great event, You'll be dumb with wonderment,
The hills are alive with the sound of music!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer,
So delighting, it will run for fifty years!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer,
So delighting, it will run for fifty years!

Duke: Yes, but what happens in the end?

The courtesan and sitar man, Are pulled apart by an evil plan,
But in the end she hears his song, And their love is just too strong...
Duke: It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside...

So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer,
So delighting, it will run for fifty years!
The sitar player's secret song, Helps them flee the evil one,
Though the tyrant rants and rails, It is all to no avail.
Zidler: I am the evil maharajah!
You will not escape!
Satine: Oh, Harold, no one could play him like you could!
Zidler: No one's going to.
So exciting we'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry.
So delighting
Duke: And in the end should someone die?
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer.
So delighting, it will run for fifty years!

Duke: Generally I like it!

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