The origional fiction work is mine. I think it's "Pointless #1" in my fiction section. Danka wanted to dissemble the fic to see what she could see so I said, "Sure" and this is what happened.
Title: A Look at the Artist
Author: Danka
Rating: PG-13
Genre: humor, english text breaking, psychology
Pairings: ....um....wufei in a dress....?
Hello. And welcome to the Net. I will be your operator in today�s lesson. You may call me Danka. Any other reference is obsolete. I ask you to consider in the intricate workings of the human mind. I ask you to consider the intricate workings of the writer�s subconscious. Today�s lesson will focus on the inner workings of the writer�s mind as she travels down the path of creativity. Our subject writer today will be Mair. Let us begin.
Archive: Sure thing! Just lemme know where so I can praise your virtues!
Here we have proof of the writer�s desire to be included in the lives of others, possibly promoting the eventuality of her �posting�, or sending her works to the Internet to be seen and read by many others in her situation.
Pairings: None
The author shows no intense desire to unite characters in her mind. Perhaps lonliness?
Warnings: Painted Gundam
The �warning� connected to the words �Painted Gundam� denote both a fear of art and a comfortability with machinery. It is probable that the author had a traumatic experience in a museum, most likely with the artist Van Gogh. It is clear that the author was deeply stung by some part of Van Gogh�s paintings and in that, she harbors an intense fear. There are two ways you can consider the second part of this phrase. The direct use of the term �Gundam� instead of the looser association most likely shows an intense comfort level with electronics.
Genre: Humor
Many writer�s use humor as a way to escape from harsh realities and unreliable circumstances.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. I probably never will unless I either do something really cool or really crazy. Suing me will get you nothing.
A fear of prosecution is obviously the point of this statement. Another note to take out of this is that the author believes they may be in psychological danger by the use of the term �really crazy�.
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"You know," Quatre panted as he ran, "I really should know better than to let you talk me into these kind of things..."
Duo jumped over the flower border as they sprinted for the house. "Well you have to admit, using pink painted camo net is pretty handy to dress up Wufei's Nataku..."
The use of pink paint as an artillery source denotes the author�s fear of the color pink, probably because pink is often accorded to feminism, making the author a modern feminist. The use of the word �camo� as opposed to �camouflage� shows the authors comfortability with military slang as shown in above sources as well.
Quatre followed a half a second behind him. "Yeah but remind me again why we had to use paint and to make it look like it had make-up?"
Duo stumbled as they tore across the lawn. "It wouldn't be in drag without make up." He said, catching his balance.
"So why did we have to stay and get a picture of it and Wufei once he saw it?"
Duo grabbed the door handle and yanked it open. "Why else? It'll be great to remind him later with!" He shot inside with Quatre right behind him. "Besides, you should always take pictures of your best work." He said slamming the door once they were both safely inside.
Quatre bolted it. "But Duo..."
"MAXWELL! WINNER!" Wufei howled from outside as he ran into the door.
"This is priceless Quatre, remind me to do this again!"
"But Duo..." The door shuddered again as Wufei rammed into it, apparently trying to break it down.
"What Quatre?"
"I still can't believe that we put Wufei in drag too!"
Another example of the extreme feminism of the author. The placement of �feminine� clothing on a �masculine� male shows the unusual angle that women are just as out of place in their �role� as men are.
"Let that teach you a lesson. Sleeping pills in tea are a good thing!"
Homework: Study into the effects of different sleeping toxins and check on drug fears. See you next time!
~OWARI~