PEAK PERFORMERS
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THE 3 PEOPLE WHO I SEE AS THE BEST ALL AROUND PARTIERS
BESIDES ME OF COURSE

THE PERSONS LISTED BELOW ACHIEVED THEIR STAR STATUS WITH SOME HELP FROM  THE BILLBOARDS BELOW OR OTHER SUCH ENTITIES

THE #1 STAR

I FEEL RIGHT NOW THE BEST OVERALL PARTIER ON THE WEEKENDS IS
WALLY, HE RETURNED WITH A VENGENCE. DANCED WITH ALL THE HOES, DIDNT PUKE ON ANYTHING OR ANYONE. DRANK MORE THAN CAN BE ACCOUNTED FOR THIS PAST PARTY. IMPRESSIVE MAN.

THE #2 STAR

CLINT COWAN, THE SMALLEST GUY BESIDES THE CULT LEADER, AND DRINKS LIKE A WHORE. ALWAYS IN ON EVERY GAME WE PLAY AND NEVER PUKES IN THE PRESENCE OF OTHERS. ALSO RANDOM ACTS OF ILL TIMED IMMATURE HUMOR, GO CLINT I AM JUST GLAD YOUR NOT THE ONLY IDIOT.  WALLY IS TOO. HAD A SMALL PART IN THE DESTRUCTION OF WALLY'S BED.

THE #3 STAR

J C, IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS FOOL. THEN YOU ARENT DESERVING ENOUGH TO BE VIEWING THIS PAGE. HE USUALLY IS CAMERA MAN BUT IS ALWAYS ONE OF THE DRUNKEST AND IF YOU CAN FILM AND DRINK MASSIVE AMOUNTS YOU MUST BE A GREAT PARTIER.
ALSO, WAS A PART IN THE FULL DESTRUCTION OF WALLY'S BED

BEST MIDWEEK PARTIERS
CLINT AND BIG BERN, THEY BACKROAD LIKE DAILY ALWAYS WITH A CASE OF BEAST AND COME HOME WITH OUT A BEER BETWEEN THEM
IMPRESSIVE DEDICATION.