BILL, WALLY, AND I WENT TO CARBONDALE AT LIKE 7PM
TO GOTO MALL SO BILL COULD GET A HAIRCUT AND PERHAPS CATCH A MOVIE. HE GOT ONE. I BOUGHT WALLY SHOES THAT FUKER. AND WALLY STOLE A BRACLET. AND WE WENT TO SEE THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. WHICH IS A GREAT MOVIE. WALLY WENT TO GET A REFILL SAW BERNY, CLINT, AND TOMMY. BERNY SAID LETS DRINK WHEN WE GET BACK. WE WERE ALL FOR IT AS USUAL.WE BOUGHT LOADS OF BEER AT THE LIQUOR STORE IN C'DALE.12PACK ROLLING ROCK BILL WAS SO HAPPY.WALLY HIT THIS BUSH AND DIRT FLEW OUT ALL OVER ME THAT FUK.WE DRANK ON THE WAY HOME AND TALKED OF CRAZY SHIT.
WE SAW CLINT AND BERN AT SUBWAY THEY SAID THEY WERE COMIN CLINT SAID HE WOULD BE OUT. NEVER CAME THAT TURD.BRANDON, WALLY, BILL,AND I BEGAN DRINKING AT THE BERN PALACE.
WE PLAYED PREZ-ASSHOLE. THEN WE STARTED ON THE CIRCLE OF FIRE.WOULD BE WALLY'S DEMISE, AS U WILL SEE.WALLY WAS DARED INTO EATING DRY PANCAKE MIX HE DID, WHATTA A SPORT.BIG BERN DRANK TEQUILA OUCH.HE DIDNT HEAVE.WALLY THEN ATE GARLIC SALT AS DID BERN BUT WALLY DIDNT MAKE IT, HE PUKED ON HIMSELF. AS USUAL.WE LAUGHED FOREVER.WE DECIDED TO GOTO DENNY'S AT 5AM WE DROVE ON DOWN DRINKIN A BIT WE ARRIVED
BILL PISSSED ON A POLICE CAR YEAH THATS RIGHT A POLICE CAR.
WE WENT IN SAT DOWN WAITED FOREVER.  WALLY SMOKED THREW A LIT CIGARETTE ON FLOOR, FIRE HAZARD.HE CALLED A WOMAN A MAN TO HER FACE. SEVERAL TIMES.CALLED A BLACK GUY LANDO CARESIAN WE ATE MAD FOOD MAD MAD FOOD BILL SPIT IN A CUP TYPE THING ON THE TABLE.WALLY WAS GOING TO PAY FOR DINNER, HE HAD NO MONEY WHATTA FUKER.BIG BURN PAYED, HE WAS PISSED AND SAID THAT SUCKS.WALLY TOLD HIM "SHUT UP OR YOU WILL FEEL MY DICK IN YOUR BUTT" I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WE DROVE HOME AT 8AM SUN WAS UP AND ME AND BILL SLEPT.I WENT TO BED AMAZED OF OUR GREAT EVENING.EVERYONE BE IN AWE. WE ARE THE SHIT.

MAILBOXES

ONE NIGHT LAST WEEK NICK, WALLY, AND I WENT BACKROADING. WE TOOK THE JEEP. WE STARTED OUT BY DRIVING AROUND OVER BY THE HILLS,CAMPBELL HILL AREA, WE WERE HAVIN FUN AND WERE ALMOST OUT OF BEER SO WE STOPPED AT SOME SHIT PLACE IN WILLISVILLE. WE ALL WENT IN AND NICK ASKED FOR THE RESTROOM. A TOOTHLESS VAGABOND WHO HAPPENED TO BE WORKING THE SKANK SHIFT.  SHE SAID WE DONT HAVE A RESTROOM SO JUST PISS ON THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. WE WERE LIKE HOLY SHIT. SO WE DID. ALOT. BOUGHT LOADS OF BEER. CONTINUED ON OUR TRIP WITH DESTINY. WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF GAS SO WE STOPPED IN SPARTA AT LIKE 3AM GOT GAS USED RESTROOM ME AND WALLY IN THE RESTROOM NICK ON THE JEEP THATS RIGHT ON THE JEEP. WE CONTINUED HITTING MAILBOXES WITH A POLE TYPE THING, WELL WALLLY DID. NICK SADI "DID YOU HIT THAT MAILBOX CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER PUTTING AWAY A LOAF OF BREAD" SO FUNNY. NICK THREW A BOTTLE AT A SIGN WHILE WE WERE STATIONARY. HE DID HIT IT. WE BORROWED A COUNTY LINE SIGN IN MY ROOM IT NOW RESIDES. NICK THEN RAN OVER A ROW OF TRASH BARRELLS, SO HILARIOUS HE WAS THE CAPTAIN TRUE TO FORM. WE WERE OVER BY MY AUNTS HOUSE SO I THOUGHT I WOULD LEAVE A NOTE IN THE MAILBOX DRUNK INTUITION, WE LEFT A NOTE THEN THE REAL STRANGE SHIT STARTED TO HAPPEN NICK RAN OVER A MAILBOX HE LAUGHED HISTARICALLY THE WNTED MORE. WE CONTINUED DOWN MY AUNTS RAOD HITTING MAILBOXES AS WE WENT THEN WE HIT ONE AND GOT STUCK ON IT WALLY HAD TO DRIVE TO REMOVE IT. RUTTS IN THE YARD A FOOT DEEP. THE NEXT MAIL BOX WE CAME TO MET ITS DEMISE AT WALLYS BARE HANDS. HE FUKED IT UP BAD. WE THEN LEFT HASTILLY. AND DECIDED TOEND OUR FINE DRUNKEN NITE AT LIKE 4AM. WE HAD SO MUCH FUN AND I HAD SCHOOL AT 8AM DIDNT GO I NEVER DO. THATS OUR NIGHT, HOPE U LIKE NICK.