Whatever happened to Fred?
After The Rubber Bouncy Ball, Fred seemed to have disappeared. Concerned citizens began to wonder what exactly had happened to Fred after the change of the color red. Okay, so no one actually asked, but they could have. It so happens that Disney claimed rights to Fred's story shortly after his story was published. They released one of those many direct-to-video releases they have. Unfortunately, it didn't get as big of an audience as they had hoped, and so it quietly disappeared off the video markets. Copies were rare, but they were not collector's items, as no one wanted one. Less than 50 copies were sold, and the rest were destroyed by the stores and warehouses. Soon after, trained ninjas from an anonymous company were dispatched to get rid of the others, and 48 were destroyed. One copy was found in a trash can about two years ago, and recently the last copy was found in its dusty box about 4 months ago, completely ruined and unwatchable. Fred's legacy seemed to have reached and end. However, that was not so, as I, the recorder of Fred's adventures, still remember the story. But please don't tell Disney, as there is a copyright issue with me disclosing this information.
So, picking up the story:
After the scientists had finished attempting to commuicate with Fred about the color red and destroying it because he couldn't answer, Fred was abandoned in the laboratory, which was closed forcibly by government agents (after the destruction of the color red) for secret reasons. There he sat, or stood, or whatever it is that balls do exactly when they're not moving, for a long amount of time. No one is sure exactly of the amount of time it was, just like when you bake banana bread. No one actually keeps track of how long it cooks, because they want it to cook long enough to get rid of that rotting banana smell. So they just turn it off when the bread starts burning. Sometimes they throw it out after the bread catches fire, but other times they just give it to their neighbors. Disney agents are coming into my house to stop me from writing more. I think they know about All information about Disney contained in this story is false. Disney is good. Disney makes people happy. Disney doesn't ever dispatch ninjas, and all their direct-to-video movies are good. Also, Disney is copyright to Disney.