In Which I Rant About Something I Don�t Deserve To
It�s fairly easy to create an e-mail address. I wanted to create a new one for a website, so I went to Yahoo.com to create one. The only hard part is filling out the information. I don�t really want to tell Yahoo my personal information. They use it for advertising. (I didn�t make that up, they even tell you themselves.) So naturally, I make as much up about it as I can. I�m a laborer who works for Agriculture in Orick. But besides that, I tell the truth. I set my security question. I would share it with you, but then you could hack my account. But the point was that I told the truth. So when I had to fill in my birthdate, I told them it was June 5, 1604. It came back with an error message: Birthdate is invalid. Excuse me, but I think I know my birth date better than some automated computer response does. But to please the stupid computer, I changed it to October 31, 1802. And does that work? Nooooooo. It came back with a more specific error message.
- You cannot use birthdate more than 150 years ago
So they�re claiming that people can�t live past 150 years old? How do you think it makes those people older than that feel? That�s just completely unfair to vampires like myself. They�re being racist against immortal beings and ageist against old people. That�s just not nice. I for one am disgusted. Naturally, I took a calculator and figured out what year it was 149 years ago, but I shouldn�t have had to. They should let us tell the truth, and they should stop discriminating for no good reason.
