Hi. I�ve decided to create a page not worth your time to read. However, I ran into some problems while creating this page. What is the standard measurement of not being worth someone�s time? Does everyone have the same measurement of what is not worth your time and what is? I decided, after much _____ (I would say contemplation, but that would be a lie. I didn�t think about it at all. I figured that would be the best way to create a page not worth someone�s time.), that people have different measurements of worthlessness, but it wouldn�t matter as this page would be so entirely not worth your time that it would hold true to everyone. 1.77 MB of my file has finished downloading. But by the time you read this, it will have finished, or I�ll have screwed up my computer in some way, therefore having to restart it, therefore losing my download. So it won�t be accurate information. See, the information�s not even accurate for me anymore. Not that you would care how anything relates to me. Which is why I put it on this page. That should make it even more not worth your time to read! Yay! There is a company that makes folders called Schimmel. I think I�ll write something else about it later, if I remember. Which I won�t. Oops, I take that back. Not about me forgetting, but about the folder company being named Schimmel. It turns out that�s the name of the artist who created the picture on the folder. The folder company is called Art Impressions. Boo. I don�t like the folder company anymore. If you read something truly pointless and mind-numbingly stupid, would your brain implode? We may never know. It could be found out if you bothered to read this and you record the results, but no one is reading this. Which is just fine with me, because that�s the entire purpose of this. Besides 42. But I think unnecessary repetition might have more to do with it in this case.
And if your brain did implode, you�d be dead, so you couldn�t tell me about the results. Merk. Not to mistaken with murk, which is something related to mud. I think it�s mud�s cousin or something. I figure the best way to make this not worth your time is to make it very long, because the time/worth ratio will drop steadily for every word I add in. Which is why my sentences just happen to use several more words than it obviously needs. Really. Well, I would continue, but I don�t think it�s worth my time to write more.
I just wanted to make it clear that figuring is different than thinking. When you think about an issue, you look at the matter at hand and determine a viewpoint from the information. Then you look at the other sides of the argument and decide which of the sides is more correct from what you know about the issue. When you figure something, an idea has popped into your head for no rational reason and continues to be supported by no rational reason. The basis of your argument is �because I felt like it,� and it remains as stupid an idea no matter what happens. Nothing better will come until you actually think. There. That definition was really not worth your time, as I hope this whole page has been for you. Otherwise, I have wasted time figuring out really stupid things to type to no avail. But you won�t have gotten this far, unless you skipped text. Hey, you skipped text! You can�t do that! You�re entirely taking away the not-worth-your-time-ness of this page if you do that! Now go back to the beginning and read it the whole way through!
Your last thought about this page should have been, �Wow, that was stupid.� If that wasn�t your last thought, then I certainly hope your last thought was about how this page wasn�t worth your time. If you think (or figure) otherwise, you haven�t read the page correctly and you need to go back and read it again. As many times as it takes. Fortunately, for the average person, that takes about one sentence, so most won�t have to go back and reread it. Extra words to make this paragraph longer are tacked on right here.
Hey, look! I�ve spotted a pattern! When I said (to quote myself), �Hey, look! I�ve spotted a pattern!� I didn�t mean for you to look at my thoughts, but at the pattern itself. I hope you also realized how incredibly pointless it was to quote myself. I rewrote the sentences that were just before that one. I could have just continued the paragraph, like people are supposed to do. I hope that has truly succeeded in showing how not worth your time this is.
The picture was blatantly taken from www.dr-wilden.de. I probably just defiled their research. But that's what you get for posting things on the Internet.