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- GERM FREE ADOLESCENTS


GERM FREE ADOLESCENTS, (1978)

Rating: 8
Best Song- Art-i-ficial
Worst Song- I can't do anything

Written by Rob Eustace

There were few bands that really stood out when the Punk/New Wave scene erupted towards the end of the 70's but X-Ray Spex were surely one of the premier acts of the period. They arrived midway through 77 and had disappeared inside 18 months with a string of classic singles and a solitary glorious album in their wake.
Many of the bands from this period that had hit singles and albums have long since been forgotten and their really are few acts from this period who still command a slot in the larger High Street music stores. Generally though if you wander into an HMV or Virgin store in the UK you'll find a tabbed divider marked X-Ray Spex, there quite often will be nothing in stock but their section tab remains intact and that in itself speaks volumes.

Female fronted bands during this period were pretty thin on the ground, their wasn't too many members of the female sex who could fit the persona required to front one of these aggressive, raw, anti establishment Punk Rock bands but Poly Styrene had it by the sackful. Thousands of kids who couldn't bear smiling at school suddenly spotted this tiny, screaming Punk icon wearing dental braces on Top of the Pops and for the remainder of that year they became a desirable facial feature alongside the safety pins and dog collars.

Their were originally two females in the line up, Laura Logic the original teenage sax player was allegedly forced out of the band and back to school by Poly's inflated ego. The single that broke the band appeared prior to this album and wasn't included on it originally but "Oh Bondage Up Yours" is now one of the few welcome features as bonus track. It's your classic 1977 three minute blast, eye catching, media intriguing title and lyric delivered in an equally ferocious manner, a true classic of the era.

X-Ray-Spex essentially rework The Ramones ideals, two and three minute blitz's, live renditions all inherit the famous 1-2-3-4 Ramones count in's, the chainsaw guitars are present throughout and there's not a guitar solo in sight. Where X-Ray-Spex really scored and created their unique originally was all in one instrument, Rudi Thompson's blistering sax. The saxophone was an instrument which was practically dead and buried as a credible instrument for any band at this time let alone a band at the cutting edge of the new Punk Rock phenomena, but it worked, and it worked unbelievably well. It sounds ridiculous to imagine a band with Ramones style guitars, a thrashing and pounding drummer, and a energetic screaming female vocalist accompanied by a saxophone, apart from being an integral part of the band the sax also handled all the solo's with supreme effect and efficiency.

"The Day The World Turned Day Glo", "Identity" and "Germ Free Adolescents" were the singles from the album and Poly delivers many of the tracks with a distinct John Lydon style warbling vocal, at times there's so much energy in her voice that it sounds as though she's literally struggling for breath "Identity" and "Genetic Engineering". The title track is the only really energy change on the whole set, the sax plays a distinctly cheesier part here than anywhere else on the album, inspiration for Gary Numan here I think, I'm sure this sax line of sorts is splashed all over his Pleasure Principle album.

"Art-i-ficial" is the best track here for me, heavy rock style opening guitar riff starts the track before Poly leads it through an adrenalin pumping three minute stormer, "Obsessed with You", "Let's Submerge" and "Genetic Engineering" all push it close and are all of the same mould. "Plastic Bag" is stranger track with its blistering choruses and slower spacey verses, "Warrior in Woolworths" with it's T.Rex style guitar and a little less sax upfront (apart from the solo) is a lighter number with Poly a little more angelic than anywhere else on the set.

Germ Free Adolescents is a classic and it's essentially due to it's uniqueness in it's instrumentation and the energy it generates. The CD reissues have lost that energy a little by incorporating too many non album selections and mixing up the original track order (why do they do that ??). Latest editions have even reissued it as the X-Ray Spex Anthology which incorporates the awful Live at the Roxy 1977 album in its entirety, lots of rough mixes of the album tracks and three selections from the dreadful 1995 re-union album. The additional tracks only prove that this 1978 classic should have been left alone and possibly only boosted by the 70's non album singles. To gain maximum pleasure from this set and truly experience it as it was originally intended get hold of the original track listing and burn a CD with the tracks in the correct order, sit back and enjoy, eat your heart out Siouxsie.

 

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