These are some of the words, phrases, and definitions I’ve been known to use.

If any of these are yours, I’m glad there are people who are as weird as I.

Use them freely if you find them useful for the purpose of communicating with others.

Updated October
8th 2005.



Bee vomit  – The product of the honeybee made from their vomit. Honey

Damit – Cigarette, Smoke. To go have a damit. As a question: Damit?

Face flatulence – Related to bullshit or the constant running of the mouth.

Going machine -- A multi-wheeled, self propelled machine that was built primarily for going places.

Havin' thinkuns -- When one is experiencing thought processes about a particular subject.

Hermit slug -- A slug that carries a shell with it.  Some folks refer to them as snails.

New Reddingite – Transplants from other worlds posing as people. (Usually from Southern parts of California.)

Plain-site camouflage – When an item you are looking for, cleverly disguises itself as the item you were looking for, and can’t be seen.

Spring-loaded – Having the attributes of being overpowered, quick and/or jumpy.

Suckitude – An attitude that sucks.

Swelleon – A person who is of extremely swell character.

Swellness – The proper title of a person who has achieved the highest level of swell. Feminine: Her Swellness, or Your Swellness. Masculine: His Swellness, or also Your Swellness. Written abbreviation for both genders: Hs. (e.g. Hs. Jane A. Doe or Jane A. Doe, H.S.)

Toddism – The words, expressions and definitions as defined by Todd (Me).

Yarb – Also: yarble, yarbing, yarbed. To cast away via the mouth. Yarb being strictly gaseous and belch-like. Yarble being of substance. A yarb executed with great force and magnitude is often interpreted as a beer drinker’s mating call.

Yawnoplasm – (yawn-o-plasm) The juice that is sometimes ejected from the mouth during a yawn; the substance of a yawn.

Yawnstigator -- The person who yawns first and induces yawning in others.



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