Wife Rant
Getting a wife requires that you have had enough of freedom, spare time and money. You might as well go live in
North Korea if this is the case, it is pretty much the same thing.
At least in North Korea you can be sure that you are doomed. With a wife, she is always trying to explain how
she is doing you better, so you are always a little uneasy.
The way I see it is that the wife is the calm before the battle; you sit there scared to death because you are
not sure what to expect, or what is about to happen to you. North Korea at least is the battle itself. No more
waiting, no more worrying. You are fucked in the ass, sure, but at least you know it.
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