School Says Relax
…and I say "Shove it up your ass, you two bit pieces of shit!"
Seriously, for a university that does nothing but spam my e-mail inbox with things like "don’t stress over courses" and "have sufficient time to study", you’ve just shit all over your own fucked up theories.
So, first, they used to give us a whole 4 days to prepare for exams. But that’s too much time to them for "sufficient time to study", so they cut that by one day. They also like to screw me over and give me an exam 9 AM of the first day, so I look at my exam schedule and what the hell do you know? 9-fucking-AM, Friday morning (instead of the normal Saturday morning): Philosophy exam. Yeah, good luck having people understand that shit at 9 AM.
Oh, it gets better. December 13th, 2007. Economics 2-5PM then Psychology 7-9PM. 2 fucking exams in 1 fucking day. Where in the fuck do you ass-holes get off on telling us to have sufficient time to study for exams when you’ve just shoved my 2 hardest exams into one fucking day!
Oh right, that’s not all folks! It’s the fucking hypocrite university, of course that’s not all! December 14th, 2007 at 9 AM, my next exam. Well fuck me, fuck me, fuck me! Let’s just cram my 3 hardest exams in under 24 hours.
Does it look like I have enough time to study for each exam properly? Hell-fucking-no.
Does it look like I’m going to be relatively stress free? Take a wild fucking guess.
Of course, my parents give me bullshit lines like “Oh, now you’ll be prepared for the working world”.
If a company is stupid/poor enough to give one person deadlines like this, then it’s not worth working for that company or that company deserves to go bankrupt. It’s things like this that cause people to leave the company and the company to go under. It’s called keeping the workers happy. It’s basic Economics.
You do this shit in the working world, you fail. They seem to forget that I ran a company already. They seem to forget that I know a lot of people who are in the so-called working world and say it’s 10 times better than university.
Sociologists wonder why university students have higher than average suicide rates. Have they ever looked at the bullshit students have to go through? I swear, by the time I graduate, I’m going to flip off the first administration fucker I see. “Thanks for 4 years of hypocrisy and bullshit, ass-hole.”
The thing that pisses me off the most: I expected (and called) all of this to happen. The world is no longer an unpredictable thing to me, as it’s been years upon years of getting fucked over by schools then getting bullshit lines from everyone else. It’s like the Psychologist who was completely depressed by the time he died (in the 1990s, I can’t remember his name at the moment, too pissed off [edit: B.F. Skinner]), as he realized that human behaviour can be completely predicted by past incidents in that person’s life.
It’s really depressing to be able to call massive screw jobs like this, with no end in sight.
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