Children of Eden is the One Act. It's about... well... the children of Eden. You know, the Bible thing? Adam and Eve and Cain and Able and the snake and the apple and whatnot. Anyway, I was talking to Leah (no, I am not capable of explaining a painting without some name dropping) and she was talking about how this canvas had wanted to be a young girl in a pretty flower garden and I had spoiled its dreams. Something like that. Suddenly I felt compelled to paint my idea of Eden (as in the GARDEN of Eden, get it?), as you can see above. It was going to have looming flowers, but I had finished painting everything else and didn't want to paint crappy flowers that would ruin it. So I left it as is. If you can't figure out the key hanging from the tree and the keyhole in the hedge, then you're a dumbass and I want you to immediatly leave my webpage.

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