The Worst Pies in London

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A customer!
Wait, what's your rush?
What's your hurry?
You gave me such a
fright I thought you was a ghost
Half a minute count to six
Sit you down
Sit
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague.
What is that?
But you'd think we are the plague
From the way the people
Keep avoiding
No you don't sir
Heaven knows I try sir
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
Right you are sir. Would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you I can't hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in London
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know, I make them
But good know
The worst pies in London
Even that's polite
The worst pies in London
If you doubt it take a bite
Is that just disgusting?
You have to concede it.
It's nothing but crusting.
Here drink this, you'll need it
The worst pies in London
And no wonder with the price of mint
What it is
When you get it
Never thought I'd live to see the day
Meant to think it was a trick
Finding poor
Animals
What? A dyin' in the street
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop
Does a business, but I've noticed something weird
Likely all the neighbors' cats have disappeared
'Ave to hand it to her
What a cause
Enterprise
Poppin' pussies into pies
Wouldn't do in my shop
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
And I tell you them pussy cats is quick
No denying times is hard, sir
Even harder than the worst pies in London
Only lard and nothing more is
That just revolting
All greasy and gritty
It looks like it's molting
And tastes like...
Well, pity
A woman alone
With limited wind
And the worst pies in London
Ah, sir, times is hard!
Times is hard!

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