Master of the House

簡介

擇自"孤星淚"，為店主的主題曲，風趣幽默。

 

歌詞

Thernadier:
Welcome M’sier
Sit yourself down
And meet the bestInnkeeper in town
As for the rest
All of them crooks
Rooking the guests
And cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who’s content to be
Master of the House
Solding out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!
Glad to do my friends a favour
Doesn’t cost me to be nice
but nothing gets you nothingEv’rything has got a little price
Master of the House
Keeper of the zoo
Ready relieve them of a sou, or two
Watering the wine making up the weight
Picking up their knick-knacks
When they can’t see strainght
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody’s bosom friend
I do whatever pleases Jesus don’t
I bleed them in the end!
Master of the House
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passer by
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher
And lifelong mate
Everybody’s boon companion
Everybody’s chaperone
But look up your valises Jesus!
Won’t I skin yer to the bone!
Enter M’sieur
Lay down yer load
Unlace yer boots
And rest from the road
This weighs a ton
Travel’s a curse
But here we strive
To lighten your purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is friend
And nothing’s overlooked
Till I’m satisfied
Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it’s beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
With this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is ocupied
Reasonable chargesPlus some little extra on the side
Charge them for the nice
Extra for the mice
Two per cent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little sluce
There a litlle cut
Three per cent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are lots of tricks to know
How it all increases
All them bits and pieces Jesus!
It’s amazing how it grows
Master of the House
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passer by
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Buttler to the great
Comforter, philosopher
And lifelong mate
Everybody’s boon companion
Gives them everything he’s got
Dirty bunch of greezers Jesus!
What a sorry little lot!

Mme. Thernadier :
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God almightly have you seen whats happened since?
'Master of the House'
Isn't worth my spit
Comforter, Philosopher and Live Long Shit
Cunning little brain
Regular voltaire
Thinks hes quite a lover but there's not much there
What an cruel trick of Nature
Landing me such a louse
God only how I've been living with this bastard in the house!

Both with Ensemble:
Master of the House
Master and a half
Comforter, Philosopher
Don't make me laugh
Servant to the poor
Butler to the Great
A Hypocryte, a toady and an inbreate
Everybody bless the Landlord
Everybody bless his spouse
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the masters arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

 

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