All the Men in my Life Keep Getting Killed by Candarian Demons

簡介

擇自"鬼玩人",為全劇最出色的歌曲。

 

歌詞

Annie:
All the men in my life keep getting gilled by Candarian Demons

Ash:
All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons?

Annie:
First there was Ed
A really nice guy
Didn't talk too much
But I didn't mind

I was all set
To marry him
But before we could consummate
Ed was killed
By a Candarian demon

Ash/Jake:
Candarian demon, etc.

Annie:
Then it was Daddy

Ash/Jake:
Daddy

Annie:
Who I could count on

Ash/Jake:
Ah-ooo

Annie:
He loved to read the Necronomicon

Ash/Jake:
Book of the Dead

Annie:
He also enjoyed

Ash/Jake:
Ah-ooo

Annie:
Playing board games

Ash/Jake:
Good family fun

Annie:
But he can't sink my battleship now
'Cause Dad was killed
By a Candarian demon

Ash/Jake:
Candarian demon, etc.

Annie:
They say love is cruel
And I believe them
My heart's always broken
'Cause the men in my life
Keep getting killed by Candarian demons

Why?

Jake:
I don't know

Ash:
Annie baby. I know it seems bad now. It always does. But I think you're exaggerating a touch, sugar bee. I mean, sure, your father and fiance were killed by Candarian demons, but that's only two men, isn't it? I mean, there's no way that ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian demons.

Annie:
Oh no?

It was high school

Ash/Jake:
High school

Annie:
Senior prom

Ash/Jake:
Oh yeah

Annie:
Going with my steady Howie Brahm

Ash/Jake:
Howie Brahm

Annie:
A prefect night

Ash/Jake:
Howie Brahm?

Annie:
Like I always dreamed

Ash/Jake:
Little girl's dream

Annie:
But when Stairway to Heaven began
Howe was killed by

Ash/Jake:
Damn

Annie:
...A Candarian demon

Ash/Jake:
Candarian demon, etc.

Annie:
All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends

Ash/Jake:
Hey

Annie:
Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed
And now that I've met you two guys
I know you'll soon be dead

Ash/Jake:
What the fu-

Annie:
They say love is cruel
And I believe them
My heart's always broken
'Cause the men in my life
And I mean all the men in my life
Every single man in my life
Keeps getting killed by Candarian demons

Ash/Jake:
Candarian demons

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