簡介
擇自"鬼玩人"，為全劇最出色的歌曲。
歌詞
Annie:
All the men in my life keep getting gilled by Candarian Demons
Ash:
All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons?
Annie:
First there was Ed
A really nice guy
Didn't talk too much
But I didn't mind
I was all set
To marry him
But before we could consummate
Ed was killed
By a Candarian demon
Ash/Jake:
Candarian demon, etc.
Annie:
Then it was Daddy
Ash/Jake:
Daddy
Annie:
Who I could count on
Ash/Jake:
Ah-ooo
Annie:
He loved to read the Necronomicon
Ash/Jake:
Book of the Dead
Annie:
He also enjoyed
Ash/Jake:
Ah-ooo
Annie:
Playing board games
Ash/Jake:
Good family fun
Annie:
But he can't sink my battleship now
'Cause Dad was killed
By a Candarian demon
Ash/Jake:
Candarian demon, etc.
Annie:
They say love is cruel
And I believe them
My heart's always broken
'Cause the men in my life
Keep getting killed by Candarian demons
Why?
Jake:
I don't know
Ash:
Annie baby. I know it seems bad now. It always does. But I think you're exaggerating a touch, sugar bee. I mean, sure, your father and fiance were killed by Candarian demons, but that's only two men, isn't it? I mean, there's no way that ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian demons.
Annie:
Oh no?
It was high school
Ash/Jake:
High school
Annie:
Senior prom
Ash/Jake:
Oh yeah
Annie:
Going with my steady Howie Brahm
Ash/Jake:
Howie Brahm
Annie:
A prefect night
Ash/Jake:
Howie Brahm?
Annie:
Like I always dreamed
Ash/Jake:
Little girl's dream
Annie:
But when Stairway to Heaven began
Howe was killed by
Ash/Jake:
Damn
Annie:
...A Candarian demon
Ash/Jake:
Candarian demon, etc.
Annie:
All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends
Ash/Jake:
Hey
Annie:
Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed
And now that I've met you two guys
I know you'll soon be dead
Ash/Jake:
What the fu-
Annie:
They say love is cruel
And I believe them
My heart's always broken
'Cause the men in my life
And I mean all the men in my life
Every single man in my life
Keeps getting killed by Candarian demons
Ash/Jake:
Candarian demons
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