"Is it the cathedral?" - Russell Meader (looking at a map of medieval Guildford)

"I think Martin Luther King done well I do." - Matthew Upfield

"It would be funny if for just one lesson, he came into the room out of the cupboard" - Tom Robinson, on history lessons w/Mr. Smith

"Colour may be a problem" - Lewis Edwards

"Miss Clifford's got a cheesy m**ge" - Ben Telford (shouting at Mrs Clifford)

"You're like Mr Smith's hit woman aren't you." - Jenny Appleford on Mrs Bednarczyk