Play-Mate of the Apes
Cast
Misty Mundae .... Commander Gaylor
Darian Caine .... Uvula
Debbie Rochon .... Dr. Cornholeous
Anoushka .... Lt. Pushkintucushkin
Sharon Engert .... Lt. Fornication
Directed by
John Bacchus
Rater #1 has description and review.
Rater #1
3/10. The just of it is this: 3 astronauts crash land on some planet, become naked, and there are numerous lesbian sex scenes, and that's the extent of the movie.
I guess the first thing I'll tackle is the lesbian sex scenes. They were too long and probably too numerous. Everyone single one of them was at least 10 minutes long, and they did the exact same thing over and over except with a different amount of people involved. Then again if they had cut some of the scenes, then there would be no movie because that's what this low budget porno flick is about. The other thing about these scenes was this one woman with huge boobs but they were so fake! You could see the incisions some doctors made on her to make them bigger.
Special effects sucked. Don't get me wrong, but I was placing this movie in about the year 1980 because of the special effects but oddly enough, it came out last year (2002)! I don't call a blank wall and a lawn chair a spaceship but the maker of this movie did.
The only possible reason to see this movie would be Misty Mundae. She looked good but I have to complain about her boobs. Not big enough. Just weren't big enough. It kind of looked like Michael Jackson was trying to grope a child. She was a fine actor though...for a porno flick.
All in all, there would be no reason to see this movie, and I only saw the last half, but it must have all been the same. I only came across it because some friends and I were channel surfing and decided to watch. Whatever you do, don't watch it for the heck of it.
Rater #2
Has Not seen movie.
Not Rated.
Running time: Too long minutes
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