| From �Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman� Loretta Haggers 5 minutes.wav The beginning of Loretta telling Mary about the woman who told her about the mass murder in the first episode. So that it�s clear, the murder was of the Lombardi family, their five chickens and two goats. (46kb) Billboard.wav Loretta thanking Charlie Haggers, her husband. (94kb) Blownoff.wav Loretta gets an inspiration for a song when Mary is held hostage by the teenage mass murderer, Davey Jessup. (235kb) Bye.wav Loretta leaving Mary�s kitchen. (30kb) Capri.wav Loretta ends her set at the Capri Lounge with an original composition that she wrote herself. (124kb) Crunchy.wav Loretta tells Charlie that she loves him �a whole crunchy bunch.� (23kb) Crystial.wav Loretta tells Mary what kind of coffee she wants. (57kb) Hostage.wav Loretta identifies herself to the news media. (38kb) Hound.wav Loretta quantifies Mary�s trouble very colloquially. (49kb) I Love You.wav Loretta says, �I love you, Baby Boy. (25kb) Ironsides.wav Charlie and Loretta discuss wheelchair options after Loretta's paralysis. (285kb) Liberry.wav Loretta thought that Mary was somewhere else. (30kb) Nashville.wav Loretta gets exuberant. (36kb) Oh Charlie.wav �Oh Charlie, you�re just my big ol� Baby Boy� in baby talk. (41kb) Oogly.wav Loretta gets that sexy feeling. (55kb) Patsy.wav Loretta sings a bit of �I Fall to Pieces� and gives her on stage tribute to Patsy Cline. Pay close attention to her pronunciation of �demise.� (333kb) Refuge.wav Loretta gets charitable. (72kb) Shootin� Chickens.wav Loretta laments the mass murderer's deeds. I don�t know why this file is so big so it might take a little time to download. It�s funny though. (946kb) Superstar.wav Loretta has big plans. (20kb) Terrible.wav Loretta sounds angry, but she�s really just being playful with Charlie. (38kb) Train to Heaven.wav Loretta sings her tribute to the murdered Lombardi family to the disinterested newspaper reporter. This is truly awful. (153kb) Train to Heaven 2.wav Loretta�s only slightly better version of �Ridin� the Train to Heaven.� She emptied the Capri Lounge with this one. (272kb) Vitamin L 2.wav Loretta knows what�s wrong with Mary�s marriage. (109kb) Wrong.wav �Is somethin� wrong?� (20kb) Loretta appeared as a guest on the "first live broadcast" of "The Dinah Shore Show." It was disaster for Loretta's career. It didn't start badly, but here are the audio clips to document the decline. History.wav Mary Hartman defines the importance of Loretta's appearance on Dinah's first live show. (123kb) Tempolarily.wav Loretta discusses her recent paralysis and the creative result of that experience. (386kb) Good Times.wav Dinah's other guest has written a book about bone surgery in the inner city. Loretta is accused of being too naive to understand. (268kb) Inner Outer.wav Loretta's answer to Dinah's question about the inner city. (479kb) Whoop the Daylights.wav Loretta tells Dinah how to prepare the sweet potato pie they will make for the show. (179kb) Sweet Potatoes.wav After a brief interruption, they continue the recipe. (149kb) Dandy Eatin'.wav Dinah and Loretta discuss the final inedible product. (219kb) Dinah.wav What (or "whut") Loretta said that ruined her budding career. (590kb) For more "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" wavs, visit my "MH2" Wav Page. From �All in the Family� Communism.wav Mary Kay sings her communism song to Archie Bunker, who clearly isn�t in the mood. (409kb) Mr. Bunker.wav Mary Kay tells Archie why her father wouldn�t like him. (76kb) From �The Mary Tyler Moore Show� Nick-at-Nite.wav Nick�s announcer announces the guest stars on the episode �Murray in Love.� (77kb) MTM.wav Mary and Mary Kay get acquainted. (105kb) MTM2.wav Mary and Mary Kay discuss personal hygiene. (138kb) From New York, New York Blue Moon.wav Bernice sings �Blue Moon� (237kb) New York.wav Bernice is distraught (with Robert De Niro). (108kb) From Captain Ron Food.wav Quite funny line from this otherwise mediocre movie. (71kb) St. Potato.wav Another funny line (with Martin Short). (144kb) From Manny and Lo Essay.wav Elaine has a mandate for one of her captors. (129kb) From Tonite! At the Capri Lounge Loretta Haggers Baby Boy.wav (81kb) Vitamin L.wav (56kb) Jesus.wav (266kb) From Aimin� to Please Brag.wav (87kb) Dolly's Dive.wav (53kb) Don't1.wav ("Don't Make Love to a Country Music Singer" chorus) (55kb) Don't2.wav (another from the above song) (51kb) Kate.wav (from the song "Cattle Kate") (185kb) Marlboro.wav (from the song "Marlboro Man") (107kb) From Mary Kay's unreleased third album Hurts.wav (from the song "It Hurts to Be in Love") (147kb) This Years.wav (from the song "This Year's Girl") (71kb) From "King of the Hill" koth.wav Mary Kay Place voices a character on the FOX animated series. (102kb) From "Saturday Night Live" snl0.wav Don Pardo promos Mary Kay's show during the closing credits of the show that ran three weeks prior to hers. (115kb) snl.wav Mary Kay was a cheerleader in the opening segment and she cheers and then Don Pardo introduces her. I edited together the beginning and end of the intro so that the content was just MKP stuff. (329kb) snl1.wav The same as above, first part before edit. (278kb) snl2.wav The same as above, second part before edit. (51kb) snl3.wav Part of Mary Kay's monologue. (306kb) snl4.wav Second part of Mary Kay's monologue. (132kb) snl5.wav Mary Kay's character "Meribell" in a sketch about how Southern women make better wives. (125kb) snl6.wav From the same sketch, Mary Kay delivers a "Total Woman Devotional" closing prayer. (115kb) Odds and Ends deadroses.mp3 Mary Kay reads a love sonnet. (703kb) MaryKayPlace-IntroforNicoletteLarson.mp3 Mary Kay is unidentified, but apparently introduced singer Nicolette Larson on a live recording. Nicolette sang backup on Mary Kay's album Aimin' to Please. (1.47MB) |
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