Their First Time A Final Fantasy 7 Lemon MSTing Original story by: Al-I-Bus MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan Standard disclaimers here. I don't own Final Fantasy 7. Square soft owns them, even though they never should have left Nintendo. Greedy bastards. But I didn't say that, now did I? I don't own MST3K. Best Brains does. I don't own Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2, or Final Fantasy 7 again. Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi. Ranma is owned by Rumiko Takahashi. Final Fantasy 7 is owned by... Well, you know. Roll season X credits The scene opens to the bridge of the Satellite of Love Mark 2, where Usagi and Ranma are just standing around. Ranma looks kind of anxious. "Look, in my world, they have mangas about you," he says. "Everyone knows who you are. Why not just transform and GET US THE HELL DOWN FROM HERE?!?!" "Tried it already," Usagi answers calmly. "I tried it right after watching Artemis's Lover. I tried it right before that. I can't friggin' do it!" Suddenly, the Umbilicus port opens, and another person flops onto the ground. "More cannon fodder, huh?" Ranma asks as Usagi goes to help her up. As Ranma gets a good look at her, he recognizes her. "Hey, that's Aeris from Final Fantasy 7!" "Really? I hadn't noticed," Usagi says sarcastically. "Where am I?" Aeris asks groggily. "You're on the Satellite of Love mark two," Usagi says. "And who are you two?" Aeris asks. "I'm Tsukino Usagi, formerly the Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon," Usagi says. "I'm Ranma Saotome, heir to the Saotome school of Indiscriminate Grappling," Ranma answers. "I've been up here before, and let me tell you. It is utter Hell at times." "Oh, but that is encouraging," Aeris says. "Yeah, I'm still recovering from the scars of Artemis's Lover," usagi says. "You know, you really shouldn't dwell on those sorts of things," Ranma says. "That way lies madness." "Why am I up here?" Aeris asks. "Well, it's probably because you ticked off Forrester somehow," Usagi said. "All I did was take a bit of prozac!" "That's all?" Ranma asks. "Well, I was about to go kick his ass when he hypnotized me and put me up here!" "Anyway, we're doing the same thing that those other goofs were doing?" Aeris asks, referring to Mike, Michelle, and the bots. "You bet!" Usagi says. "Sadly enough," Ranma replies. Just then, the red Mads light began flashing. Ranma pushes the button. Deep 13 "Well, is everyone aquainted? Good! Now, on to the experiment," Forrester says. "Wait! What about the inventions?" Usagi asks. "I had a realy spiffy thing this week!" "We won't be doing them today, because I don't have an assistant today," Forrester says. "Now, your experiment is a Final Fantasy 7 lemon called, 'Their First Time'. Enjoy!" SoL "A Final Fantasy 7 lemon?" Aeris asks weakly. "That would be a porn fic about you guys," Ranma says. "Well, it had better be about Cloud and me!" Aeris replies, with a bit more strength. "With our luck, it'll be about you and Red XIII," Usagi says as fanfic sign goes off. Door 6: It's a porthole from the Highwind. You push it open. It's as simple as that. Door 5: It's in the shape of a Moon. It opens to the sides. Door 4: It's a castle gate. It falls and misses your feet by inches. Door 3: It's the doors from a school hallway. You push them open to go through. Door 2: It's a subway door. It slides open and you pass through. Door 1: It's a Dragonball. You turn one of the stars, and it swings open easily. "You sit there, Aeris," Usagi said, pointing to a place beside Ranma. Aeris complies and waits for the fic to start. >Here is a plain text version of the Final Fantasy 7 lemon I submitted earlier. Usagi: You mean there's more than one of them? Ranma: Poopie. >I would appreciate it if u posted it for me. Thanks for ur time. If u get a >chance lemme know if the lemon has been posted so I can come and take a look >at it. Usagi: This person had better not be Oscar in disguise. Look at all those Oscarisms! >Their First Time > >Disclaimer: The characters in this lemon are from squaresoft and Sony's Final Fantasy 7. >They own them, I don't, don't sue me. You fellows are all going to skip this section >anyway Aeris: If only we could. >so don't even worry about it. Read this, enjoy, and if you have any type of creative >talent, try writing one. It's fun. On to the story, enjoy!!!! Usagi: Fun in some weird, perverted way, but fun! >Tifa decided that now was the perfect time for her to make the moves on Cloud. Aeris: Excuse me? I'm not there? Usagi: Don't be going crazy yet. It's only one sentence into the fic. >The two of them were the last two remaining people from their quest, >everyone else had gone to visit and be with their loved ones. Ranma: Let's see here, Red went to Vincent's place, Cid went to Cait Sith's place, and Yuffie and Barrett got together. Usagi: Hentai! >Cloud and Tifa had no loved ones, except each other, but neither realized how the other >felt. >Tifa knew how she felt though... She loved Cloud. She really did, she had since he had >dressed >up at sector 6 to come and rescue her. Aeris: Excuse me, but he wasn't the only one! Ranma: That means that she'll be coming for you next! Usagi: Any more double meaning comments like that, and you're toast! >It was so romantic!!! All that was left was for her to >crack his cool, ex-soldier exterior Aeris: ...and fry him like an egg! >and let him realize how she felt. Let him see how much >she loved him... Ranma: She loved him enough to get him booked in this lemon with her! Usagi: (Cloud) My agent will hear about this! Aeris: (Tifa) Not if I have anything to say about it! >Cloud felt his dick get harder each time he snuck a peak at Tifa from behind the steering >wheel. Ranma: He was almost steering with the damn thing! Usagi:... >The outfit she wore barely covered her ass, and the tight t-shirt did justice to her massive >well-shaped breasts. Her body was something he had yearned for since he saw her >getting dressed >that day long ago in Nibelhelm. Ranma: I bet we won't be seeing those scenes in the game! >It would be pointless for him to try and count the number of >times he had masturbated to the sight of her changing, exercising, and once or twice >masturbating Usagi: Shouldn't that be the number of times he had thrown up? Aeris: ...or perhaps the number of times that he had gotten a nosebleed? >Unfotuanetly he had left the town before he had a good chance to get at her pussy. Now >though, >all Cloud could think of was how much he loved Tifa. Ranma: ...and how much he wanted to get out of that fic! >He tried to compare it to the way he had >had felt about Aerith, but all he could remember about her was the way she fondled his >manhood >at the Gold Saucer. Ranma and Usagi: (stare at Aeris) Aeris: What? That's a lie! >Aerith was a great friend, to all of them, and her last wish was that >Cloud be with the one who truly loved him. Ranma: ... Cait Sith! >Aerith had loved Cloud's resembalance to Zack, Tifa >loved Cloud. Period! Usagi: Man, that's got to be embarassing! Right in front of Cloud, too! >He understood now, Tifa would die for him if he wanted it, she would >give everything up simply so he wouldn't be sad or angry. He loved her and now he just >had >to figure out how to let her know, without letting his cool exterior crack. Ranma: Go put a piece of ice down your pants! Aeris: ???? Ranma: What? It'll keep him cool! >" Hey Cloud!!!", where are we gonna dock the Highwind for the night?" Tifa's question >jarred >Cloud awake from his daydream and back into reality. " I don't know do u have any >particular >place in mind?" Usagi: (Tifa) I don't know! If the other ppl were here, they could tell us! I'll just kick my tennis off for a while and relax! Ranma: (Cloud) I didn't know that you had putted them on. Aeris: Okay, you've rammed that joke into the ground. >he asked her. After thinking the couple decided to dock the ship on the Wutai >Island, but far away from Wutai and Yuffie. Ranma: ...and the alternate lemon that was taking place there! >They sat inside and talked for a while about their >past, Nibelheim, Aeris: ...the orthopedic underware in Tifa's drawers... Usagi: Aeris... >and their journey. Every topic seemed to lead back to the fact that they both >loved each other. Eventually Tifa got frustrated that she couldn't voice her feelings. >" Cloud I'm gonna go out and get some air ok" Ranma: (Tifa) In other words, you can stop strangling me now. >Cloud, not wanting to be away from Tifa for a >second readily offered to go with her. So they both descended down to the ground, Tifa >making >sure she went first, once on the ground Cloud grabbed her and began to tickle her. She >laughed Usagi: (Tifa) Hahahaha... RAPE!!! >and gazed up into his eyes... >Both turned away with red faces and immediately tried to brush off the situation. > >For those of you who are wondering, the sex starts soon, so be patient, its a good lemon. Aeris: Two things, I wasn't wondering, and, in my opinion, there are no good lemons that don't involve myself and Cloud. >Tifa strolled a little distance from where Cloud was standing. Almost as if on cue a soft >breeze began to blow, whipping Tifa's hair up and about, and highlighting her entire >figure. Usagi: (Cloud) Oh, Tifa, you're so beauti... God, when did you put on so much weight? >Her small skirt flickerd in the breeze, Aeris: When did she change into a skirt? I don't remember that! >and it wasn't long until loud found himeslf staring >at her ass agin. Suddenyl Cloud began to speak. " Tifa I love you" he began. Ranma: ...of course, it was kind of awkward since he ended up with, "and that's why I hate you." >He found it >difficult to open himself up like this, but he forced the words out. He told her about >knowing >she would rescue him from the lifestream trance, and about how he watched her back in >the day, Usagi: ...and how he hoped this wouldn't lead to a lemon scene that would be recorded by any passerby fanfic writer. >and about how he always loved her. He sat wishing that she would come to him at the >Gold Saucer. >Cloud finished spilling his heart and uttered the phrase " I love you Tifa". Aeris: (Cloud) I love you, Aeris, I mean Yuffie, I mean Marlene, I mean... Ranma: (Tifa) Tifa. I'm Tifa. >When Tifa heard him begin to speak her heart leapt up into her throat. When Cloud got to >the >part about watching her masturbate, she felt a warmness creep between her legs. She >remembered >those days, cumming all over her hands and the bed, and sucking on her own breasts. Usagi: Man, those are some flexible breasts! Ranma: You mean yours can't do that? >Even then >she knew she was going to save herself for someone special. As Cloud finished speaking >Tifa >spun around and leapt into his arms, longing for his embrace. Aeris: Unfortunately, she missed him, hit the Highwind and triggered off its self-destruct sequence. It effectively and quickly killed them both, even before they could ever have sex with anyone. Ranma: Feeling a bit dark, are we? >They held each other for what >seemed like an eternity then finally Tifa lifted her lips until they met his, and they shared >their first kiss together. > >Cloud was caught by surprise when he felt Tifa's tounge slide into hios mouth and start >probing. Ranma: (Alien Headmaster) No, no, Zaqthorp, the anal probe is supposed to go in his anus! Usagi: (alien) I'll put it in Uranus if you don't watch out! Ranma: (same as before) What was that? Usagi: (alien) Nothing! >He had expected a hug and a soft kiss, but now he realized that they had to release the >tension >that they had held inside of themselves for years. They had waited for each other, like >Locke >for Celes, like Usagi for Mamoru, like Tenchi for Ryoko, like Lina for Gourry. Aeris: Like Cloud for Aeris! Ranma: Like Artemis for Oscar! Usagi: ... >They continued to >kiss each other as Cloud slid his hands down her back and Aeris: ...into her pockets, looking for loose change, jewelry, anything that he could pawn off for cheap hookers later on... >under her skirt. He began to fondle >her ass for a while, and finally he slid one finger into her pussy under her pantys. > >Tifa moaned a soft, wordless sound of desire into Cloud's ear as he touched her. Ranma: (Tifa) Eeegah! >She wanted to >feel him, but he had pinned her arms down with his in his hug. Her body began to shiver >as they >continued to kiss. Aeris: That just proves that she's frigid! Usagi: Feeling a bit bitter, are we? >Finally they both fell to the ground because of the force of Cloud's hug. >Once her hands were free Tifa reached for CLoud's shirt and pulled it over his head. She >rolled >him on his back and began to lick at his hard chest and stomach. Ranma: (Cloud) No, Tifa, down, girl! Down! Aeris: Yeah, Tifa is a bi- Usagi: Aeris! >Working downwards, until she >came to his fly. With her teeth, Tifa pulled down Cloud's zipper, freeing his manhood >slightly. Ranma: ...at which time it flew away and never came back. >She reached into his zipper with her hand and began to stroke Cloud's raging hard on, >while >pulling his pants off. Once his pants were off Tifa continued to lick down his stomach >until she Usagi: ...realized what she was doing, at what time she ran away, screaming and laughing insanely. >came to the base of his shaft. Once there she took one of his nuts in her mouth and then >the >other. She slowly licked her way up his shaft and then began to suck on and lick his >head. Aeris: Mussing his hairdo, and effectively turning him off to her. >Cloud >shivered due to the attention he was receiving from his love. He begged her to stop >toying with >him and suck him hard. Tifa happily complied, taking all 7 inches of Cloud's shaft Ranma: Are we sure that CATS didn't co-author this? Usagi: Who? Ranma: I'll tell you when you're older. >into her >throat then sliding his hard, virgin shaft in and out of her mouth. Cloud looked down and >saw >Tifa's head bouncing up and down while he felt the warmth and wetness around his cock. Ranma: You see, she spilled her hot chocolate, and she didn't have any napkins, so she just figured... >Just the >sight alone was almost enough to make him cum. > >Cloud knew he wasn't going to last very long, and he had another plan before he busted >his first >nut. Gently grabbing Tifa's head he pulled her off his dick Aeris: Unfortunately, she acted like a leech, and when he pulled her off, he puled it off as well. >and kissed her again. He flipped her >over and began to lick her gently while getting plenty of her juice on his hands. Usagi: I didn't know that Tifa worked with Sunkist. >Cloud quickly >undid Tifa's top and pulled her skirt off, making it easrier for him to play. Every drop of >girl >cum he got on his fingers he rubbed on her breasts. Ranma: (Cloud) Eeew, it's icky! Get it off! >He lifted his head up and began to lick all >of the girl juice of her breasts with his wet tounge. Once CLoud had her titties nice and >wet he >slid his dick between her two mountains. Usagi: I just feel like I should be making some sort of Twin Peaks comment right now, but I'm pulling in a blank. >Tifa squezed her breasts together as hard has she could >and took Cloud's head into her mouth everytime he pumped her breasts. Aeris: His whole head? Man, that must be one *big* mouth! >Cloud moaned and kept >whispering to Tifa that he wanted to spend his life with her. Tifa again felt herself float >into >heaven when he spoke to her. Usagi: Oh, now she's comparing him to God. That's low, even for a lemon! >Her fingers worked quickly between her legs and within moments she >began to shudder with her first orgasm ever with Cloud Strife. Cloud felt her moving and >spasming >with her orgasm, and it was enough to get him off. Ranma: ...the bandwagon. Aeris: He finally came to his senses and came crawling back to me! >Cloud's dick swelled and he shot his load into >Tifa's mouth partly, and onto her breasts. Tifa gulped dpwn every drop she cloud and >rubbed the >resst into her skin like lotion. Usagi: Notice all the typos. This would be the point where the author tried typing one- handed because his other one was occupied. >She got a wicked glint in her eyes as she grabbed Cloud, and >flipped him into a 69 position. Aeris: Whatever a 69 position is- Ranma: You don't know? Aeris: whatever it is, I don't like the sound of it. Usagi: Luckily, this is the sort of fic that you miss something whenever you blink. Aeris: So? Usagi: Blink! (All blink at once) >Cloud got hard again, at the feeling of Tifa's tounge darting all over his face. She rubbed >her thigh against his hard-on, and gave him an order. " Fuck me now baby" Tifa >moaned in his >ear. Usagi: Hey, it worked! Aeris: ...and yet, the fic is still tasteless. >She lay on her back and spread her legs. Cloud told her that he would happily MAKE >LOVE TO >HER. Ranma: ...and in a desperate attempt to save the fic, the author slips a tasteful euphamism in. Aeris: The problem is, he over-accents it. >Tifa again felt her heart leap as she realized that even if all they had done this evening >was tell each other how they felt he would have been happy. She reached down and slid >his dick to >her cunt. Cloud softly slid in, applying pressure only when he met resistance. Ranma: Do we count as resistance? We're resisting the urge to throw up. Usagi: I don't think that we do. Otherwise, he'd be applying pressure through this whole fic. >Tifa yelped in >pain when her hymen broke, and Cloud held her close to him when he heard this. They >sat like that >for a moment, Cloud's dick inside of her cunt. Usagi: Whoever pressed the pause button, thank you! >Then Cloud slowly began to slide in and out of >Tifa's sex. Tifa's initial pain turned into pleasure as she felt Cloud slide into her all the >way >up to the hilt. She marveled at how perfect a fit he was inside of her, Ranma: Then, she realized that she was living in her own little fantasy world, and that Cloud was hardly large enough to satisfy her. >then a moment later she >had no time for marveling as she came hard on his dick. Cloud's dick made wet >sploshing noises as >he slid in and out of Tifa. Aeris: (blue ki flame growing around her body) Grrrrrr... Ranma: Aeris, calm down. >Tifa began to tell Cloud how much she loved him, how she always loved >him. They continued to fuck while telling each other how much their love meant to each >other. Then >Cloud told her he was going to cum. Tifa begged him to bust inside of her and cement >their love. Aeris: (ki flame growing brighter) She... did... WHAT...?!?! Usagi: I think we might want to take cover! >Cloud felt his ass twitch then shot his load deep into Tifa's love. (Ranma and Usagi jump for cover) Aeris: SEAL EVIL!!! (The fic suddenly is silent) Usagi: Whoah! Thanks, Aeris! Aeris: (Smoothing her hair down) Any time! >MORE TO COME IN PART II Aeris: WHAT?!?! Where's my Ultima materia! Give me some KoR, and I'll just open up a big can of whoop-ass on these punks! Even better, pair mine up with a Quadra Magic materia! I'll give you guys some Mimes, and we'll whoop up on this freak! >by Al-I-Bus >almo1432@aol.com Usagi: Come on, you guys. Let's get out of here before Aeris breaks a blood vessel. (All get up to leave) (Reverse Door sequence) Outside, Aeris is swallowing down Aspirins by the hand-full. Usagi is watching some cartoons on TV. Ranma is practicing by fighting his shadow, which he has animated using one of he instruments on the ship. Aeris puts away the Aspirins and walks over to Usagi. "Anything good on TV?" Aeris asks. "Not really. All they're showing is the dubbed Sailor Moon," Usagi replies. She clicks the remote control's buttons and catalogues the shows on the different channels. "Crap...Crap...Springer crap...HBO crap...MTV crap...Learning channel crap... Sci-fi crap...Dubbed me crap... Dune movie crap..." "Not much on, is there?" Aeris asks. "What do you expect? The Mads are too stingy to get us cable up here! Can't even get a video game system!" Usagi exclaims. "Well, that'd probably put us over-budget," Aeris says. "Ssshh, or the audience might hear!" Ranma exclaims from his battle. The red Mads light starts flashing. Usagi turns the TV off and presses the button. "What do you think, sirs?" Usagi asks. Deep 13 "Frank, remind me to install that Super-power negator so that Aeris can't do that again," Forrester says. "You three will PAY for your insubbordination! I was going to let you read something of Sailor Mac's, but now you'll be getting a fic the likes of which you've never dreamed!" Forrester breaks out into evil, sadistic laughing. Frank comes on- screen and starts laughing as well. "Hey, Steve, what are we laughing at?" Frank says in between bouts of sadistic laughter. Forrester stops laughing and hits Frank up-side his head. "Push the button, Frank!" Forrester exclaims. Frank qickly pushes the button on his way to run away from Forrester. *Blip!* *Fwoosh!* Same old, same old. Another lemon under the belt. Well, this'll be a Mach 2 MSTing, since Asmodean (I think) got his hands on it first. I'd like to thank Mr. Al-I-Bus for writing this fic. Without him, the MSTing wouldn't be here right now! There was no insult meant in this MSTing, just so that you know. I'm just doing this to pass the time in- between parts of Lost Worlds. That is a LONG fic! And it's going to get longer, too! Well, I got myself into it, now I've got to get myself out. See you next time! MST3K produced by: Best Brains, Inc. MST3K created by: Joel Hodgeson Original fic written by: Al-I-Bus MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan Keep circulating the fanfics! >Cloud told her that he would happily MAKE LOVE TO >HER.