Lita's Adventure A Sailor Moon Lemon MSTing Original story by: Sofia The Cat Grrl MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan This will be my first attempt at a lemon MSTing, even though it's my ninth or so MSTing in general. I had hoped to dear God that someone had been sick enough to write a Samurai Pizza Cats lemon, but I wasn't able to find it. I didn't check Oscar, though. Hmmm… Roll season six opening The scene opens to the bridge of the Satellite, where Tom and Crow are waiting for the Mads to call. Mike walks on screen, followed by Ranma. "Hey, everyone, and welcome to the Satell…" Mike is interrupted by a violent shaking that goes through the whole ship. "Cambot, give me Rocket Number Nine!" We see an exterior shot of the Satellite, where there seems to be a large number of dogs attacking the ship. "What in Sam Hill…?" Ranma and Mike ask at the same moment. "It's those damn demon dogs again," Tom says to the confused captain and Ranma. "I thought that the trick we used on them last time got rid of them!" We hear the voice of one of the dogs echo through the ship. "We have returned for what is duly ours!" says the dog. "We followed the ploy that you used for about three years, not knowing that it was a trick. When we figured out that it was used to lure us away from you, we massacred a couple of planets and returned for you. Our retribution will be the red one and the gold one. They will make nice squeaky toys!" The yellow commercial sign light starts flashing. "We'll figure this out when we return," Mike says as he presses the button. When we return from the commercials, we see a representative from the dogs sitting in the middle of the bridge. "Oh, welcome back, everyone," Mike says calmly. "We've been able to get a conference with a leader from the dogs to come here and discuss our other options besides giving away Crow and Tom." Ranma makes the first offer. "How about instead of giving you the bots, we give you Boardwalk, Park Place, and all the houses on them." "Wrong bargaining, Ranma," Mike says. "What are they worth to you?" The dog thinks for a moment over his possibilities. "We could take your lives in willing servitude to us," the dog says. "Hell, no! Just take the bots!" Ranma exclaims without thinking. "No, wait!" Mike says, making a frantic strike at the evil creature as it grabs the two bots. He misses, and the dog disappears with Crow and Tom both screaming in terror. "Good one, Ranma!" Mike exclaims. The red Mad's light starts flashing at that moment. "Oh, great. Now, the Mads are calling!" He presses the button. Deep 13 Forrester looks angry. "Good one, guys! Now, the experiment results will be even more tainted than they already are! I've got to find someone else to have up there, quick! I'll just use my invention for this week, the Locatortron, and find a new test case, preferably from the opposite gender." Forrester turns around to a computer and starts to push the buttons furiously. The machine works quickly and puts out an answer. "Perfect!" Forrester says, grinning with glee. "Frank, come here!" Frank walks in the lab wearing a bathrobe and soaking wet. "What do you want, Clay? I was just in the shower!" Frank asks. "I need you to go get this woman for me so that we can send her up to the Satellite." "You got me out of the shower for something that you could do just as easily yourself?!" Frank exclaims. "I can't do it that easily, idiot. I've got to stay here and observe the two remaining test cases. You just go and find her or I'll hurt you. Understand?" "Yeah, but I'd better get paid some major overtime for this." Frank walks into his room to change quickly. "Anyway, you two. Your fic for today is a little piece of hentai from Sofia The Cat Grrl. It's called 'Lita's Adventure'. And you get a break because the story's in two parts. Enjoy!" Satellite of Love "Well, Ranma," Mike says angrily. "I think that your punishment for getting Tom and Crow taken away should be confinement when not in the theatre, but that would drive you completely insane, so you'll just lose your TV and Internet privileges for the month." The lights and sirens start going off, giving fanfic sign. "Mike, shouldn't we be going in?" Ranma asks. "I can't yet. I'm paying a short homage to our little friends, Tom and Crow, before I go in." In the background, a musical intro can be heard. Before Mike can start singing, though, Ranma drags him in physically. Door 6: It's a video tape of the worst movie in the world. Beside it are statues of Crow and Tom. The video tape explodes, scattering tape all over the room. Door 5: It's made of waffles. You eat them soaked in syrup and walk through. Door 4: It's a clock showing 11:30. As the alarm goes off, the clock opens up to let you through. Door 3: It's a tent flap, which opens up and lets you in. Door 2: It has a mural painting of the Satellite on it. It folds neatly and you pass through. Door 1: It's a vault. You turn the center ring and it swings open easily. Mike and Ranma sit in their usual seats. "I'm going to miss them," Ranma says. "I wonder who Forrester'll get to replace them," Mike muses as the fic starts. "Whoever it is won't be as good as they were." >Well this is my first time writing any thing that is going to be seen outside >of my family and friends, Mike: That must be one heck of a family to read lemons by another member. Ranma: Friends don't let friends write bad lemons. >so let me say something first: >All Characters in this story are not mine, and they are owned by someone >else who I don't know. Mike: It's not usually a good idea to write a fic if you don't know who owns the show that the fic is based on. >Next and lastly, this is going to be hentai, and it might offend people, so if >you don't like hentai, or are under 18(oh yeah like this is going to stop >you, heck, I'm 17, and I wrote it) turn back now! Ranma: All right, that means I can't read it! Mike: Sorry, you've got to. >Written by Sofia The Cat Grrl. Ranma: What? She can't even spell her own name right? >Now on with the story! >************************************************************ Ranma: What constellation is that, Mike? Mike: I belive that it's called, "Badfic". >Lita's Adventure part 1: Mike: …the beginning. >It was like any other day, Lita and her friends went to school, fought a >monster or two, and still had time for homework. Ranma: …and they even had time to do a bad lemon before bed time. >(well everyone except Serena, but that's a whole nother story), Mike: On which we'll probably be reading sometime soon. >but after it got dark that night, Lita was awoken by a noise in her >apartment."Who's there?" she said as she flicked on the light switch in her >bed room. Ranma: (British accent) Burglar! >No answer, she got up and opened the crack of her bedroom door, after >forgetting that she slept in the nude, Mike: Because it's such an easy thing to forget. Ranma: I thought that she slept in her bedroom. >and peered into the rest of her apartment. It was Serena, raiding the >fridge, Ranma: (Serena) Damn bugs, die! >Lita had forgotten that she was sleeping over. Mike: Because that sort of thing's easy to forget, you know. >"Serena! It's on o'clock, how can you think of food?" Ranma: (Serena) Because I'm a glutton, how else? >"Oh Lita! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you, I was just sooooo Both: SOOO-EEE!!! Mike: That was for you, Tom. >hungry…" "It's ok Serena, you just scared me that's all, in fact I'm a little >hungry myself." "Oh then I've found just the thing!" Serena said as she >ducked back into the fridge grabbing something from the back. Mike: What's taking her so long to notice that Lita's not wearing anything? >"Tada!" she rang Ranma: She's a bell now? Mike: She's the lemon alert system (LAS). >as she pulled out a beautifully made apple pie." "Serena, we can't have >that, it's for the bake sale for school." Ranma: (Lita) Kodachi went to special trouble to make this for me, and I'm going to get some good use out of it! Mike: Notice the lone quotation mark sitting out in the middle of nowhere. >The light in Serena's expression dimmed as she heard this Ranma: Time to replace her light bulb. >"Oh, Lita, by the way, where are your cloths?" Mike: It's finally dawning on her. >"Serena, what are you talki…aaaacccchhhh!" Mike: -tung, baby! >Lita ran back into her room red all over. Mike: Too much blush… >A few moments pasted, Ranma: Today in arts and crafts… >and serena started to wonder what was taking Lita so long to get dressed, >and come back out. Mike: Ten hours later… >So she went over to Lita's door, and knocked, no answer. She knocked >again, still no answer. Serena opened the door alittle, then alot, and soon >was standing in the room. Ranma: …then, one thing led to another… Mike: Be careful what you ask for… >She walked over to Lita's bed and sat next to her ashamed friend and put >her arm around her, 'Look Lita, it's no big dea, in fact you looked kind >of nice, I mean, pretty, I mean, oh I don't know what I mean…" Ranma: (Serena) Oh, I know! I mean that I want to have steamy, lesbian se… Mike: That's as far as you're going with that one… >Lita looked up at her friend, as she started to feel strange, she started to >feel aroused by her friedn, it was bad, but it was sooo good at the same >time. Ranma: It's kind of like Icy Hot. Mike: That was one hell of a sentence. >Lita was going to take a big chance, but she reached up and kissed Serena >right on the lips, as her hand went back and pushed Serena's face toward >hers. Ranma: She missed, causing them to head-butt instead and taking the romance out of the moment. >At first Serena was shocked, and confused, but long nights of wondering, >and questioning what it would be like would soon change her mind, Ranma: She would now be trying to erase any trace of the interlude from her memory forever. >as Lita soon found out as soon as Serena's tongue entered her mouth. Mike: … and shot out the back of her neck. Ranma: That's dark, man. Mike: I got it from Species. >Lita moaned as she and her friend kissed for what seemed like forever. Ranma: The Neverending Story gone horribly wrong. >Finally it stopped, and Serena said Mike: (Serena) Is that all? Nice try, anyway… >"I had no idea, I thought you of all people would be the last per…" Ranma: …son to be in a story like this. >Her words were stopped short as Lita Held up her finger to her lips. >"Sssssssshhh" Mike: (singing) She's a cold-hearted snake, look into her eyes… Ranma: Someone slashed her tires. >she said softly as she stood up and removed what little she had put on, >again showing off her lovely feminine body to her best friend, soon to be >lover, Serena. Serena's body started to fill with excitement as she say >Lita's beautiful body before her. "Oh Lita, your hot!" Mike: (Serena) Let me put you in the fridge to cool you off! >Lita blushed a little as she said this. Lita reached over and quick grabbed >Serena's shirt, pulling it over her head, her little balls Ranma: (clears his throat) Mike: Oh, God! She's a hermaphrodite in this fic? She must have just come from the set of Virgin Warrior! >of hair bouncing around as the shirt was removed. Ranma: (Beavis) Boioioing! >"Oh Serena, your not that bad looking yourself." Lita said as she started >to remove Serena's bra. Serena smiled as her hand started to make it's >way down to Lita's dripping wet Mike: (covers Ranma'seyes) That's enough of that for you. Ranma: What's happening? >Lita feeling this said "Oh, no, not yet, first it's your turn, then it's >mine…" Serena's bra came off, and Lita satrted to Mike: …laugh at Serena's lack of "talent". >rub her nipples to life. Serena moaned in delight. Lita smiled and took >her hands off of Serena's nipples. Mike: …and then grabbed the gun sitting on the sidetable. Ranma: (removing Mike's hands) Mike, how little do you think of my maturity? I can handle this. >"Serena, hold on, I'll be right back…" "Okay…" Lita stood up and >walked out of her room, and into the rest of the apartment. Ranma: Infinite Improbability. Occupy all points in the apartment at once. >A couple of moments passed and she returned with a little bag, and a glass >of ice water. Mike: No, no, no, Lita, you've got it all wrong. That gag only works with warm water. >Lita put the bag on the bed, and the ice water on the table next to the bed. >Lita laughed to herself as she grabbed one of the ice cubes, and Mike: SHOVED IT DOWN SERENA'S THROAT!! >started to rub Serena's nipples with. Serena moaned as the cold ice >rubbed against her burning nipples. Ranma: Attention, all engines, we've got a five alarmer at the Tsukino residence, requesting backup. >Lita was only stirred on by this sound, Mike: Stir thoroughly until mixed. >And with her other hand, she slowly rubbed another ice cube down along >Serena's stomach, down along to her wet Ranma: …Pillow. She always drools during her sleep. Mike: She's not asleep. >With one quick thrust, Lita pushed three whole fingers deep into Serena's >waiting cunt, Mike: What does that Shiatsu point do? Ranma: The Scout Sign gone horribly wrong… >Serena moaned loudly, and Lita pulled her fingers out. "Lick them, taste >yourself." Serena happy did as she was told, "Umm, I taste Ranma: …like chicken. >good." Lita quick followed and tasted Serena as well. Lita quickly >rammed her whole fist into Serena's aching slit. Mike: Lita's using Serena as a boxing glove. Ranma: Got an aching slit? Use Bayre. It handles those little aches and pains. Mike: Ranma, that's going a bit too far. >############################################################ Ranma:This story's putting on the pounds. >MEANWHILE on the streets below… Mike: Elliot Ness and his Untouchables speed to the scene of the crime. >"Ah, I love it this time of night, it's sooo quiet." Alan said as he walked >by the appartment building were Lita, and Serena were staying. "What's >this?" Ranma: It's called an appartment building. You know, it's where people live in small rooms that substitue for houses, but that's not important now. >Alan thought to himself, "so much sexual energy… I must have it" Alan >floated up, and up, and up, until he was outside Lita's window. "What's >this? Ranma: It's a window, you know, you use it to spy on the (ahem) adventures of various Sailor Senshi, but that's not important either. >Serena and Lita, my, tonight is a lucky night." "Now, how to get that >energy, humm, Mike: Let's see here, he's flying and humming. He's a hummingbird! >ah, I know, I'll become one of those Inju monsters, hehehe,, they live for >sex, this should be easy… >############################################################ Mike: This story's got more numbers than a phone book. >"Serena, do you feel something?" Lita asked. "Hun, what? Mike: SHE SAID, DO YOU FEEL SOMETHING? >what are you talking about?" "I can feel, something, something evil, >Serena… Ranma: (Lita) Oh, wait, it's just you. My mistake. >Transform." As Lita said this, she too transformed into Sailor Jupiter. >Just after, Serena had finished transforming, Alan, now an Inju monster, >busted through the wall. A peace of wall was flung across the room Mike: The Peace of the Wall was reached in 1900 and ended the War of the Apartment. >and hit Serena square in the stoamch, knocking her out cold. "Baka >Demon," Ranma: (Akane) Demon no Baka! Mike: You watch your mouth, young lady! >Lita screamed as she charged at Alan, Ranma: Man, Visa really is everywhere you want to be! >"you will not live to see another day… >************************************************************ Mike: Impossible! You can't have two identical snowflakes, let alone sixty! >Well, things are really starting to heat up, well Lita Defeat Alan, and >save them both from horrors, untold, or will Alan defeat them both and >take there sexual energy, stay tooned Ranma: It's turned into Toon Lights all of a sudden? >for part two of Lita's Adventure! (The theatre door opens, letting the two captives out to meet their new Satellite mate) Reverse Door sequence On the bridge, the red Mad's light is flashing. Mike presses the button. Gypsy joins him and Ranma to prepare for the new arrival. Deep 13 Frank walks in, carrying a sack over his shoulder. The sack is about large enough to fit a human in it and is tied at the top. Frank puts the sack down and Forrester comes into the lab. "Good job, Frank, you can go back to your shower now." Frank goes back in the direction of the bathroom. "Anyway, let's just inject her with the momentary tranquilizer, then we send her up the Umbilicus." Forrester injects the contents of a syringe into the neck of the occupant of the bag, then he opens the bag. He puts the still body into the Umbilicus port. He finally presses the button to send the load up to the ship. "Enjoy your new friend, boys and bots. I believe that you are already acquainted with the nice young lady, Mike," Forrester says with a laugh of sadistic glee. Satellite of Love The Umbilicus port opens and the person flops out onto the floor of the bridge. Mike looks at the person, who has begun to wake up already. She looks familiar to him, as Forrester said. Her red hair tugs at the back of his mind. Her blue eyes, her tall height, her round face… "Wha…?" the woman says. "Don't worry," Ranma says, rushing to the aid of the woman. He helps her to sit up. As soon as she sees Mike, she goes into fits of rage. "What in the hell is happening?!" she asks. "What are you doing here, Mike?! Where is here?! What have you done to me?!" "Mike, do you know her?" Ranma and Gypsy ask. "Yes, she used to be my girlfriend before I got that temp job that got me into this mess. Hello, Michelle," Mike says. "Mike, if this is some sort of sick joke, I'll kill you so dead…" "Ranma, you give her a briefing," Mike says. The commercial sign light starts flashing. "We'll be right back." When we return, the three viewers are sitting down in the theatre. "I hope that I can do this," Michelle says. " Up until a couple of minutes ago, I thought that Waterworld was a good film…" "You get used to it." The fic starts again. >Well, last time you remember what was going on, Ranma: Although we wish we didn't… >so… on with the story… >************************************************************ Michelle: Twinkle, twinkle little star… Mike: Good for a start. >Alan, seeing Lita charge him, Ranma: …turned her away, saying that he didn't accept American Express. >quickly swung one of the various tentacles he was now epuipped with, Mike: Yessir, it's the clich‚ lemon tentacle… Ranma: (groans) Ooh, I've got "Like Squid for Enema" flashbacks. >at her and knocked her clear across the room. "All to easy…" he said. Michelle: To Easy, with love… Mike: Been there, done that, hated the fic. >He walked over to the other body in the room, and saw that it was Serena, >and she was out like a light. "Oh, no, not Serena!" Mike: (Alan) And to imply that I had earlier not noticed Serena… >Alan screamed. He started to shake her Ranma: …and when he tried to open her, she spurted all over him. >trying to wake her, and she let out a little moan. Lita now stagger back to >her feet, Michelle: (Lita) Oh, too much booze… >saw that he was distracted, and she used this to her advantage. "Jupiter >Thunder… CRASH!" Ranma: She's an automobile now? Mike: You know, Lita could probably make a lucrative career in the foley department for any movie studio. >She screamed as the animated scene we all know and love was played. Michelle: …and while the scene is rolling, the monster's already gotten away. >Alan, was too quick for her thought, for he teleported, with Serena in >hands, Mike: Good call… Ranma: The writer's turned into Shatner all of a sudden. Look at all those pauses. Michelle: (Shatner) This… fic really… bites… >right behind her, and smacked her across the face, knocking her out as >well. "Well, they're both alive, I'll take them to a more "private" place, >hehehehehe…" >############################################################ All: (singing) Tic tac toe, three in a row… >Later… >Lita wakes up slowly, and begins to look around she knows she is not in >her apartment anymore. Mike: The butcer's knives hanging on the walls must have been her first clue… >Her face hurts from getting hit by the monster, and she tried to reach up >and rub her face, but finds she is bound by four chains, Michelle: The Last Temptation of Lita. >and her cloths are nowhere to be found, Mike: (Lita) Oh, that's right, I left them at the fabric store… >but worst of all, she can't see Serena anywhere. Ranma: All right! No more sex scenes! Michelle: What? Mike: Don't count on it, Ranma… >"I see you're awake my dear…" a voice said as a tentacle brushed her >nipple, just lightly touching it. Michelle: Bill Clinton on any given Saturday night! >"Wha, what are you going to do to me?" Lita asked a hint of fear, in her >normally strong voice. Mike: (Alan) Not much, just a little bit of plastic surgery… >"Hehehehe, Michelle: This guy's got one bad stuttering problem. >that's for me to know, and you to find out." the voice said as a tentacle >rubbed up against her Ranma: Now, that is one perverted tentacle. Mike: They all are… >Lita's eyes got huge as it touched her outer lips, Michelle: It's inflating her like a balloon. >and she began to swear all types of cusses and curse at Alan. Mike: Now that's a good bit of redundancy there. >"I Swear, if you touch me I…" Michelle: (Lita) …will try to get away even harder. Ranma: (ibid) …will give you such a pinch! Mike: (ibid) … will scream for help as if anyone could hear me. >He words were cut short as a tentacle shot into her mouth. "Little girls >like you should respect their masters." Alan said coldly Lita started to >cry, as the tentacle pushed further into her throat. Michelle: Uuuh, you're cutting off her air supply. >"Yes, cry for me, hahaha…" Mike: There's that stuttering thing again. He really should talk to a therapist about that. >The evil man laughed as a tentacle began to rub Lita's clit. Lita began to >squirm trying to deny the pleasure she was recieving from her torture >"Stop your struggling, or else…" Ranma: (Alan) … or I'll rape you some more! >Lita stopped, and began to really fear for herself and Serena, oh god, >Serena! Mike: When did Serena become an otaku? >What happened to Serena? Lita tried to talk, but the tentacle in her mouth >stopped her from saying anything. "Much better…" The tentacle that >was rubbing her clit, slowly entered her wet snatch. Mike: … and was cut off by the hidden razors inside. Michelle: (slaps Mike) >"You are like were just like Serena, Michelle: Make up your mind, is she or was she just like Serena? >she fought me, and you fought me, but her body betrayed her, just like >yours has betrayed you. Ranma: All it needed was the right amount of money. >Oh that's right your were out cold while I had my way with her." He >snapped his fingers Mike: Wait, I thought that he had tentacles. Michelle: Snapped his tentacles, the hell should I know? >and a light went on and Lita could see Serena, she was covered in Mike: …silly string. >"Don't worry, she's still alive, and soon, you will be mine too…" Lita >hung her head down in shame, the shame that she knew she couldn't help >Serena. As she was looking down she could see an tentacle Michelle: You know, elementary grammar skills usually help when writing a story… >getting ready to enter her ass, it started to rub her anus, oiling it up first >as not to hurt her… much. Mike: What's with the motor oil? Ranma: She's got a rear engine! Michelle: (slaps Ranma) >It rammed its way into her as tears of pain streamed down her face, Alan >smiled as he bent down, and kissed her tears away from her face. Michelle: Then, he realized that he was kissing the table to which she was chained instead of her. >Blood trickled down from Lita's virgin ass, and started to form a pool, >along with her sweat, and the slime the tentacles dripped beneath her. >Alan unchained her, Mike: Lita Unchained, starring Steve Reeves. >and wrapped his tentacles around her arms and leg, Michelle: Oh, now he's scum. He's cut off one of her legs, too. >and pulled her legs apart, fully exposing her wet cunt to the merciless >tentacles, two more entered her Ranma: …pocket book Michelle: they turned out to be common criminals. >all throbbing and pushing at the same speed and strength. Lita started to >cum, and as she came, she bit down on the tentacle in her mouth, Mike: (Lita) It's like there's a party in my mouth and this tentacle's invited! >slightly. Her juices spilled down her leg, to join the rest of the liquids >beneath her. Ranma: The fruit punch of our precious bodily essence. >Alan smiled a wicked smile. He set her down gently, and said, "Oh my >pretty, we're not done yet…" He then flipped her over onto her back, >and began to hammer her with his tentacles, Michelle: Today on, "This Old House"… >another joined the three already in her Ranma: …pocketbook. Mike: They still haven't found the money. >and two more joined the one in her ass, again she cried in pain, but soon >the pain was replaced with pleasure, the pleasure, oh god, the pleasure. Michelle: (God) Leave me out of this… Mike: Don't go there, Michelle. >Lita tilted her head back, almost panted, and Alan removed the tentacle >from her mouth, and began to rub her tits with it. Lita was clawing at the >table, Ranma: Bad Lita, not a scrathing post! Mike: (Austin Powers) Saucer of milk, table for two, mrowr… Michelle: (slaps Mike harder) If you don't stop that, I'll… I'll… I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be really nasty! >screaming "Ohh, who ever you are, harder, fuck me harder!" "As you >wish" Alan turned up the intensity, Ranma: Oh, so these were vibrators all along! >and began expanding the tentacles inside her as he too got ready to cum. >Lita screamed "I'm gonna Michelle: That's right, just let the enemy know that you're yielding to his will! >she started to shake, as she came again, and again. Mike: Without ever leaving once, either. >Alan, twitched as he came too, his tentacles filling her Ranma: … water bottle. Mike: She'll get such a surprise when she takes a sip out of that one on a hot day. >The rest of his tentacles spewed their loads all over her. All: (barfing sounds) >Alan, leaded over, and kissed her, "Now your mine." he whispered in her >ear. Mike: She owns a gold mine? I'd like to… Michelle: (glares at Mike) Mike: …take the deed away from her. >************************************************************ Ranma: It's the Hollywood Walk of Fame! >Well that's the end I know I skipped a whole part with Serena, but hey, I >like Lita better anyway. Mike: And that's how you show your fanship, by putting her in a god-awful lemon?! I'd hate it if she liked me! Michelle: When are these authors today going to learn that what gives them a hard-on won't entertain anyone else with any amount of taste? Ranma: I think that the author of this one was a female. Michelle: Bite me. (Door opens, all exit) Reverse Door sequence The bridge is occupied by Mike, Michelle, and Ranma when the scene opens. Mike has been wanting to ask Michelle something for the longest time. "So, Michelle, how's life been treating you?" "Well," Michelle begins to answer Mike's incredibly idiotic question. "After you broke up with me in tenth grade, I went to college at Harvard, where I majored in quantum physics. After that, I had an unhappy love affair with the former president of the Science Club at my middle school. When he and I broke up, I went to become a nun in a seminary in the mid-west. There, I studied the Laws of Nature and made many scientific breakthroughs, which I told my sisters to reveal to the public if this sort of thing ever happened to me. What has happened with you since you broke up with me?" Mike thinks for a moment. "I graduated high school, then I went to work at a temp agency. My bosses on one assignment put me up here to make me watch movies and fics with my now-departed robot friends. Ranma's a temp on the Satellite." The red Mad's light starts flashing. Deep 13 Forrester has just returned from the observation room. "I hope that sending that woman up there wasn't a bad idea. Nah. Not being able to have her will drive Mike crazy faster than not having her there at all!" Forrester laughs maniacally as he presses the button. *Blip* *Fwoosh* We see Tom and Crow, being held in the mouths of a couple of Deomon Dogs. Crow cautiously takes a chance at speaking. "Tom, you okay over there?" "Yeah, I'm fine. We've got to think of a way to get out of here, and quick." Screen fades out, credits roll. Some people may notice that the sotry's missing a couple of words, but that's because of strategic edting on the part of the MSTer. If you don't like it, you may feel free to flame me. I feel that I was just upholding what little integrity of mine remained intact. I mean, come on. There are some things that not even I can write. Oh, and BTW, if you don't know where the Demon Dogs came from, they came from episode 102 of the show. MST3K created by: Joel Hodgson Original story by: Sofia The Cat Grrl MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan e-mail me at: jehdjh@worldnet.att.net Keep those fanfics circulating! >"Oh Lita, your hot!"