Summer Days Will Pass Away Part 2 A Sailor Moon/Tenchi x-over MSTing by: M.H. Torringjan (jmh6187@uncwil.edu) and Craig "Black Seventeen" Norris (lardalmighty@netscape.net Okay, we're finally going to get this finished. It's taken us long enough, to be sure. It'll be a while before Craig and I work together on a MSTing again. Summer break and all that. Well, that'll give us both some good time to finish off some other projects that we've got (a fair many that I've had sitting around for gods know how long). Darn us and our procrastinating/ writers' blocks... But for now, the disclaimers. We don't own Sailor Moon, Tenchi, Pokemon, MST3K, or anything other random prodsucts during the course of this MSTing. Their owners were given credit in the first part, so if you want to check it out, you can go back there. ;-) I own Michelle, and Craig owns Masato. Neither of us wrote this fic. Magic Serebii did, and they're welcome to it. Just remember, this is all in good fun, and no insult is meant! Now, if there is nothing else... When we rejoin the crew, they have all taken their places in their normal seats in the theater. Masato: I still want to know how Brock got hurt again! Ash: Misty, why did you bring some of those blue guys in here with us? Misty: They insisted! I figured I might get a snack during the fic or something. >CHAPTER TWO: Incident Near the Swimming Pool > Ash: (wringing hands) Oh, boy! Ohboyohboyohboy! Masato: Brock'll be so pissed that he missed this one! >When Ryoko and Usagi finally got back down to the tabke, Michelle: So, what? Were they walking on a giant keyboard? Misty: Why didn't they sit down at the returnke? Ash: Because they got drunk at the space bar! (rimshot) >both of them >hoarse, the pizza dinner was almost over, and Sasami was looking extremely >pleased with herself. Misty: (Sasami) I only burned five and caused three grease fires! Masato: (Tenchi) Sasami... heart... stopping... Misty: (Sasami) And one case of food poisoning! > >Ayeka smirked at the two girls. "Well, I wonder what kept you so long?" Michelle: Again, it's a good thing that Brock's not here right now. Ash: (Ryoko) We were just discussing the general ramifications of the possible withdrawal of the United States from the North Atlantic Treaty Organization from the perspective of the Kantian ethical view. Care to input? > >Ryoko snarled at her. "Shut up, you, this is all your fault!" Michelle: Oh, sure! Just blame her because she has blood on her hands! Ash: (Usagi) Oh, quiet, Ryoko! It's because of her that we have developed this strong love for each other! > >Ayeka cuckled mindlessly, Michelle: (Fowler) Attention, NOW! Never before have I heard such mindless prattle! Why, in my RAF days-! Masato: They get it, I'm sure. >yet still managed to look offened. Michelle: Oh, a Boston kid who's lost his parents! Ash: (Pirate King) Ah, I see what you mean! Offened, "frequently!" Misty: Only once... >"ME? Why would >you acuse All: Gesundheit! >me, oh high and mighty Ryoko?" Michelle: Oh, so Ryoko's high! Ash: So, that's why she's always floating around! Masato: Trust me, when she's high, you know it. > >Ryoko rolled up her sleeve. "That's it, I'm gonna clean you out-" Misty: (Ryoko) I've got a straight flush to the eight! Ash: Blackjack! Masato: Gin! Michelle: Uno! > >"Oh, stop it!" Usagi snapped. She grabbed Ryoko's elbow and pulled her >towardsthe two empty chairs at the table. "I've had enough for tonight!" Ash: The one saying that Mamoru will never hear from her in his life! Masato: The one saying that I never heard from Ayeka in my life... Ash: All right, all right, stop your bragging! We get it! You boinked a princess! Make it sound like you're a self-insert... Michelle: (snuggling closer to Masato) The one thing you'd never hear from me in my life! > >"Me, too," yawned Washu. "Why don't we all go swimming? Just us girls? Ash: (getting on his knees) Thank you, God! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Misty: (grimacing) Look, you... (Blue guys make menacing noise at Ash, who returns to his seat quietly) >It is >a special night, you know." > Michelle: (Minako) Cool! I didn't know it was Flag Day! Masato: (Usagi) Oh, don't be silly! You know it's National Spatula Day! >Ayeka stood up. "What an excellent proposal! I agree totally!" > Masato: (Makoto) Wait, I can't. I forgot my swimsuit. Ash: Well, I'm sure there'd be no problem with that at all! Michelle: Nobuyuki would sure give permission. Misty: (Nobuyuki) Yes, Daddy like! Michelle: You know, Masato, I don't have a single swimsuit up here. You wanna see? Masato: Frankly, I'd rather read fifteen experiments without breaks. >"Come on, then! Let's go!" said Ami excitedly, who loved swimming very much. Masato: Which is exactly why she got all of her textbooks laminated... Or, so she says. >The girls had all disappeared through a door in seconds, leaving Tenchi, >Mamoru, and Noboyuki, Tenchi's father, blinking. > Ash: (Mamoru) Tenchi, we've got to have a talk here. You can have one of mine, but I'm keeping the other five. Capiche? Masato: (Tenchi) I'll trade you Ayeka for Ami! Ash: (Mamoru) Deal! > ~~~~~~ > >"Good thing I packed my swimsuit," said Makoto to Minako as she adjusted her >lime green swimsuit. Michelle: 3... 2... 1... cue! Ash: (trickle of blood runs down his face from the nose) >They, Usagi, Ami, and Chibi-Usa Masato: (covering eyes) The BURNING!!! Searing agony in my brain! God, I want to die! Again!!! >were in the room they >were all sharing, getting on their swimsuits. Ash: Why couldn't this fic take place in the S season? That'd be three more to throw into the mix! Michelle: (Ami) Usagi, why is your swimsuit a weekend edition of the New York Times? Misty: (Usagi) My parents have scaled back swimming apparel a bit. Masato: Trying to fit into that lower tax bracket... >Usagi's was hot pink, and >Ami's was ice blue. Rei's was a hot, firey red, and Minako's was a dark, >brooding yellow. Chibi-Usa's was light pink, and had a white bunny sewed >into the front. Masato: And a little yellow pentagram sewed on the back. And three pastel sixes on her swimming cap. > >Washu pushed the door open, slamming poor Minako into the wall. Michelle: Hey, Washu! Leave those kids alone! >"The pool's >full!" she said cheerfully. "Come on in!" Ash: (Washu) Did I neglect to mention that this doubles as my shark tank? Watch your ankles! > >The twelve girls, laughing and talking with one another, descended down >towards the pool. Misty: Like a heavenly host of angels! Masato: Look, we all know you're talking about the onsen. You don't have to dance around the fact. And we all know they weren't really wearing swimsuits, either. Just come out and say it. Michelle: Geez! The censors even have a say on the Internet! >It was actually a bath, but Washu had taken care of that. >There was even a diving board installed. Ash: Of course, the water was still just a foot deep, so it would be of no use at all. > >Usagi grinned and ran toward the diving board, laughing insanely. Michelle: Gods, she sounds like Mad Pierrot! Misty: (Usagi) I journeyed here in order to take your lives. And an early lunch... Masato: Come on, we know that Ayeka has the best insane cuckle of all them! >Wahu >tapped Ami Misty: (Ami) A fish? Washu, you forgot to clean out the pool! >on the shoulder and came up with an energ computer. Michelle: Is that the new line from Gateway? Masato: Energ? Sounds like a type of microchip. >"Watch this," >she whispered. Tapping one key, she turned all the water into ice. Ash: (Ami) Oh, that's cute. Try doing it with magical girl powers! Can you blow bubbles without a bottle? >Usagi >jumped, and landed flat on her head. > >Everyone laughed, Rei the loudest, Masato: (Rei, laughing) Her blood is turning the ice red! Ha, ha, ha, ha! It looks like a snow cone! Michelle: (Usagi) Don't worry about me, guys. Just a minor concussion and a broken neck! I'd get up and walk away, but I can't move my legs... >and though Ami was clapping politely, she >thought to herself, I could do that even more easily as Sailor Mercury. Ash: (Ami) I could break her head open a lot easier in Sailor Senshi form! Masato: Like a coconut! > >Usagi hopped up, jumping around, yelling, "What's so funny?" and "What are >you looking at?", making everyone laugh harder. Michelle: (Usagi) Really! I can't see! I think the blow damaged my occipital lobe! > >Rei leaned over the edge, smirking at Usagi. "You'll never learn, Usagi. >You're too- whoaa!" Ash: (Rei) Stupid horse! I thought they broke it to saddle! > >Chibi-Usa had come up behind Rei and pushed her. Washu, seeing this, >depressed the button on her energy computer. Misty: (Washu) Button, I have some bad news. Your parents have just died. They fell into a recycling machine and are now part of a roller skate in Topeka, Kansas. >Rei fell into the now-flowing >water, squawking in unison with Usagi. > Michelle: Girls, you're drowning in a foot of water. This isn't the time to be practicing bird calls. Masato: Maybe they're duck hunting. Misty: Or maybe they're Mario brothersing... >Washu laughed. "I'm the greatest! The greatest mad scientist in the >universe!" Ash: Or, at least, the second greatest in Honesdale, Pennsylvania. Misty: Who's the first? Ash: Victor Frankenstein's grand nephew, thrice removed. > >Ryoko and Kyone looked meaningfully at each other, then rushed Washu at the >same time. Michelle: Oh, I see! Raw has already started! Ash: (Washu) And now, being the greatest Mad Scientist in the Universe, I will completely ignore these two people rushing me from behind! >The pink-haired mad scientist was taken totally by surprise as >she felt herself being pushed into the water. When she emerged, looking >extremely miffed, Masato: (Washu) Oh, yeah? Well, let's see how you two like spending the rest of your lives as sea cucumbers! >alomst all the girls had jumped into the water after her. >Only Sasami and Makoto still remained. Misty: (Makoto) Now, Sasami, you turn the heat up to boiling, sprinkle a few bags of salt in the pool, and you've got yourself a nice human stew after about thirty minutes cooking time! > >"Makoto," Sasami asked of the older girl, "Do you hear this strange- well- >rumbling?" > Ash: (Makoto) Yeah, Sasami, that's Usagi's stomach. It happens a lot. Try to ignore it. >Makoto scratched her head. "Well, actually, Sasami, I kind of do." She >looked at the small blue-haired princess. "What do you think it is?" Masato: (Sasami) I think it's Elvis screaming, "Get me down from Mars!!" Michelle: (Sasami) It must be that man-eating cabbit we keep in the basement for when company comes. Ash: Nascar comes to Okayama! > >"I..." Sasami did know what it was, and she had an odd feeling Makoto did, >too, but if she gave out the fact that she knew, they might realize she >wasn't just Sasami... Michelle: They might just realize that she's an alien from another planet, which they've already been told. Masato: (Sasami) I don't want them to know that I've been possessed by a goddess! They might think I'm weird, then! >"I don't know what it is." > Ash: (Sasami) Dammit, the dryer's acting up again! Washu!! Michelle: (Washu) What? Haven't you ever heard of nuclear reactors in dryers before? Misty: (Sasami) I'm sure it's just another spaceship crashing into our back yard. Happens every few days, you know... >Makoto glanced over at Usagi. "Weird. Well, hope you have a great time, >Sasami." Makoto dove in, swimming over to where Usagi and Ayeka were >chatting. > Misty: And tending to the massive head trauma incurred. Ash: (Makoto) Whenever someone's not trying to crack your head wide open! >Sasami glanced at the sky something was wrong... it definately was... > Masato: A cloud of locusts descending upon the tiny house! Michelle: Oh, well. At least it wasn't frogs... Misty: The ground shaking beneath the footfalls of Michael Jordan's ego. > ~~~~~~ > Michelle: Oh, I get it! It's one of those Rorschach Tests! Ash: I see a pony! Misty: That's supposed to mean you're crazy. Schizophrenia... Masato: Gonna have to put you in the padded cell again... Ash: I AIN'T GOING BACK THERE, MASATO!!! Michelle: What if you see a picture of Masato and me making hot, wet, steamy, sloppy, yummy, sticky, night-long monkey love? Masato: Then, you'd be hallucinating. >When the enormous youma danced out of the trees Masato: They put Baryshnikov in the microwave, didn't they?! Misty: Damn, Tomoe, you really need a vacation... >and started shooting dead >sticks at them all, Ash: (youma) He said a word we didn't understand! And he won at Scrabble with it! Michelle: This looks like a job for John Deere! >Usagi thought she was dreaming. She blinked a few times, >but the youma didn't disappear. Misty: What do you call that attack there, Serena? Moon Gorgeous Blinking Eyeballs of Confusion? >It stayed there, real as ever, looking a bit >ticked that no one was paying attention to it. > Masato: They were too busy staring at the shiny piece of metal Usagi had found on the ground. Michelle: Nah, they were watching the game. Misty: (Minako) Go, Red Sox! >"Minako!" Usagi hissed. "You see that?" > Misty: (Mina) Yeah! That should have been a fair ball! The Ump's blind!! Michelle: (Ami) Nomar! Nomar! Nomar! >"Yeah," said Minako slowly. "It looks sort of like the youmas we get back at >home..." > Masato: (Minako) They grow 'em weird out here... Ash: (Usagi) Must be something in the water... >"It is! Listen, I'll create a diversion while the rest of you transform..." > Michelle: (Minako) Wow, Usagi! I didn't know you were so good at the Funky Chicken Dance! Ash: If she starts doing the Macarena, I'm breaking her legs >Minako nodded. "Right." > >Mihoshi had actually noticed it first, and was screaming for Kyone at the >toip of her lungs. Misty: Wait, is that anywhere near the bronchioles? >"KYONE KYONE KYONE KYONE!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?" > Masato: Don't say it again, or she'll jump out of the mirror and kill us all! Michelle: Nah, I've got it on good authority that she's closer to Bloody Mary than Candyman. >Kyone sighed, and turned. "Oh, come on, Mihoshi- oh, my God! What is that >thing!" > Ash: (Mihoshi) Kiyone, that's my face... >"I dunno, but it sure ain't Santa Claus!" yelled Washu. > Misty: What was the giveaway, anyway? It's not wearing red, it doesn't have a beard, it's not going down a chimney, it's not Buddha-esque, and more than likely, it's a female. Which gave it away first? Michelle: I get the impression that DiC dubbed this fanfic. >"Come on, come on, we've got to get away!" yelled Usagi, encouraging them >on. She winked at Minako right before she left with all Tenchi's clan. > Ash: Hold it, now it's a Gargoyles crossover? Disney will be hearing about this... Michelle: (Tenchi) He makes me so nervous... I hope he doesn't sue us... Misty: (Sasami) Walt Disney's dead! Michelle: (Tenchi) Who killed Walt Disney?! With the wrench?! Masato: Oh, I get it! The youma's actually Xanatos! >"Okay, it's safe now," said Minako. "Hurry, let's do this!" > Misty: (Ami) Okay, who wants to be the first to run away like a wimp? >They all held up their pens, and began the chant. > All: (chanting) I pledge allegiance to the slag of the united skates of Emilio... >"VENUS SUPER SENSHI TRANSFORMATION!" > >"MERCURY SUPER SENSHI TRANSFORMATION!" > >"MARS SUPER SENSHI TRANSFORMATION!" > >"JUPITER SUPER SENSHI TRANSFORMATION!" > Ash: (leering) Body lines... >"CHIBI MOON SUPER SENSHI TRANSFORMATION!" > Masato: (wincing) AAAHHH!! BODY LINES!!! >Soon, Minako, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Chibi-Usa ware gone, and Super Sailors >Venus, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Chibi Moon had appeared. Masato: I knew it! I knew they weren't the same people! See, the Senshi wear tiaras and the girls don't! Michelle: Another hapless victim of Clark Kent Syndrome... >Jupiter, losing >no time, leapt at the monster, firing a weak attack to see how powerful it >was. "JUPITER THUNDER... CRASH!" > Michelle: (Jupiter) Jupiter Duracel Battery Attack! >As she had expected it to, it blew the attack off like it was nothing. >Sailor Venus powered up and threw her best attack at it. "VENUS LOVE WAND... >STRIKE!!!!" > Ash: (whipping out book and flipping through pages) No, I'm sorry. That isn't a valid attack name. Please press the backspace until you've come to the beginning of the fic and give it another try. Misty: The hentais'll have a fun time with that one, I'm sure... >The spiraling beam of yellow- orange light hit the monster, damaging it to >an extreme. Michelle: (Venus) Guess we'll have to ship it back to the sender... Misty: Should've bought the extended warranty. Masato: (Ryoko) Really, guys! This's just a pal of mine from Alpha Centauri! >Sailors Mercury and Mars aimed a double attack to finish it off. > >"MERCURY AQUA RHAPSODY!" > >"MARS FIREBIRD STRIKE!!" > Michelle: I never pictured her as the sports car type. Masato: At which point she was arrested for vehicular manslaughter... >The youma gave an enormous groan Michelle: Not one word, Ash... >and disappeared into the earth. Jupiter >smirked. "Well, that was easy! We didn't even need Sailor Moon!" > >"Oh, wonderful!" Super Sailor ChibiMoon pouted. "I didn't get to do a >THING!" > Misty: So, what else is new? Masato: Yeah! Next time put her in the line of fire so she'll get hurt! Ash: (Tux-boy) I'm just in time! Where's the monster?! >"All right, now that that's over, we need to get back to the house," said >Super Sailor Mercury, glancing at the Masaki residence. "I have a feeling >we've got a LOT of explaining to do..." > Misty: You don't need to explain a thing. You could kick Tenchi's ass! >"Do you think they saw us transform, Mercury?" asked Super Sailor Jupiter >anxiously. > Ash: Wow! She said that as though she *wants* someone to see her naked! Michelle: Something tells me she's taken... Ash: Never stopped me before! Masato: Touch Ayeka, and you die. Misty: So, you'll stare at taken girls, but won't give free water Pokemon trainers trapped with you on a satellite a second look... >"No, but we'll have to come up with a reason why we didn't run away when the >rest of us did," Mercury pointed out. Masato: How many people you got in there?! Michelle: They reproduced asexually... Misty: Sailor Amoeba, Sailor Planarian, Sailor Anemone, Sailor Starfish, and Sailor Sponge! >"And what we were doing up here, Michelle: They'll take just about any answer for that one, I'm sure... >along >with why the youma mysteriously disappeared." > Masato: The Pink One scared it away with her sheer pinkness-ness-ness-ness... Michelle: It was killed by the sight of the EYES, like "Raiders of the Lost Ark." >"Oh, that's easy!" laughed ChibiMoon. "We'll just say that when Usagi yelled >'Run!' we ran in the other direction, into the woods! And... that we saw it >run away when they all went back into the house!" > >Veus looked oddly at her. Michelle: Veus ex machina! Mina in the machine! Ash: What sort of small, hand-held, battery-operated device are we talking about here? >"That's very good, ChibiMoon. How'd you think of >it?" > Misty: (Chibi-Usa) The voices in my head...! Masato: (ibid) The cookie told me to! >ChibiMoon shrugged. "Dunno. Just popped into my head, I guess." > Masato: You mean something fits in there besides those eyes?! >"All right, then," said Super Sailor Jupiter decidedly. "We'll go along with >ChibiMoon's story, and hope they buy it. Ash: Well, you could try offering it for half price. Michelle: (Minako) We have a sale on half-baked stories today! >Maybe Usagi has done something to >help us out, here..." > >"I doubt it," sighed Super Sailor Mercury. "You know how she is..." > Michelle: (Mercury) We all know she's already hitting the pecan sandies and special "tea..." > ~~~~~~ > Misty: Maybe they were trying to make sideways smileys. Masato: Well, they failed miserably... >Sasami, although she had not seen the Sailor Scouts transform, had watched >the entire fight, open-mouthed. Now, after seeing the youma disappear into >the ground, she turned to the rest of the group. "The Saillor Scouts!" Michelle: We're not in Japan anymore... Masato: Oh, gods, it's one of those damned hybrid writers! Next thing you know, the Pink One'll be called Chibi-Rini and the Sovereign of Messiahness'll show up... >she >blurted. "They defeated that monster!" Usagi tensed, and dropped a pot >abruptly, just barely catching it. > Ash: First off, what's she doing with the pot? Second off, how could tensing up make her drop it? Third off, she would not catch it. It would fall onto her foot, causing her to jump approximately five feet in the air and land on Ryo-oh- ki, leaving a painfully large bruise on the small cabbit. >"WHERE?" demanded Ryoko, pushing Sasami out of the way. "Where are they? I >don't see them, Sasami!" > Masato: Oh, boy. Sasami's losing it... Michelle: (Sasami) There they are, on top of your head! >Tenchi came into the room."Does anyone know where Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, >and Chibi-Usa are?" > Ash: (Tenchi) The orientation for new members of my harem is in five minutes! >"There they are!" Ryoko cried. "They're coming out of the woods right now!" > Ash: All of them? At the same time?! Hmmmmmmmm.......... >"What were they doing in there?" Ayeka asked, uninterested. > Masato: I find it hard to believe that she was uninterested in what the five of them were doing in the woods. Misty: They were playing Paintball! Michelle: (shudders) Ah, James Harrington flashbacks... >"Oh, they must have run there instead of back to the house!" said Usagi, not >believing her good fortune. Ash: She had just picked up both Boardwalk and Park Place in consecutive turns! >If they had believed Sasami, we'd all be in >pretty big trouble... > Michelle: Speak for yourself... Masato: We were all in pretty big trouble the instant we walked in to read this thing... Ash: Not like they'd have any reason to believe Sasami. I mean, she's a pathological liar! The girl needs help, really... >When the five girls were back inside, everyone bombarded them with questions >of what had happened to the monster. > Michelle: (Minako) Oh, he was just trying to sell magazine subscriptions... Misty: (Ami) It was just a Jehovah's Witness. We *took care* of him. >"Oh, it ran away," Ami said hastily. "We waited until we were sure it was >gone until we came back." > >"No, it was the Sailor Scouts! They're here, in Okayama!" Sasami cried. Misty: (Sasami) And so is Santa Claus, Washu! And the Tooth Fairy! And the Loch Ness Monster! And Bigfoot! And Jimmy Hoffa! And Elvis! And the little grey men! >She >had a hunch, and she had to see whether or not she was right. > >None of the girls mobved a muscle, except Chibi-Usa. She stared into >Sasami's red eyes. Masato: Oh, she's been in the Red Eye! Misty: (Nobuyuki) Man! I was saving that for a special occasion! Michelle: (Ryoko) Man, I was saving that for the perfect customer! >Was it true that she had seen them at battle? > Ash: She hoped not, because then, she'd realize how useless Chibi-Usa really is... >"Oh, Sasami!" laughed Ayeka. "The Sailor Scouts aren't here! They live in >Tokyo!" > >All eyes slowly turned to the new arrivals from Tokyo. Michelle: Wait, who's just now showing up? Masato: (Ryoko) Hey, it's that bitch, Sakuya! Let's thrash her! Michelle: And her pal, Amagasaki, a.k.a. Potato Nose! Let's get everyone in on this! Misty: Hey, everybody! Sailor Brooklyn finally showed up! Ash: (Molly) F*** you, everybody! I'm here to f***in' fight for f***in' love and f***in' justice, and in the name of the f***in' Moon, I shall f*** you up! Fuhgedaboudit! (A moment of uncomfortable silence passes over the group) Misty: Whatever... Michelle: Well, then, time for us to leave... Reverse Door Sequence Back outside the theater, Masato is laying on a stretcher beside the kitchen door. Misty sits beside his bed, holding a small IV bag up in the air. As Misty reads in a small magazine, Masato groans softly, only half-way conscious. She looks to the ground to notice that the blue guys have brought her a sandwich from the kitchen. Michelle enters from the kitchen, eating a single serving bag of Doritos. She sees Masato and drops the bag to the ground in shock. "Oh, hi, Michelle," Misty says. "Problem?" "What happened to my love muffin?!" Michelle exclaims. "Well, long periods of exposure to certain characters in the fic today caused him to come down with a case of 24 hour diabetes," Misty replied. "Twenty-four hour Diabetes?!" Michelle said confusedly. "Yeah, he was forced to watch the fic for so long that blood sugar concentrations rose to a high enough level to leave his pancreas in shock," Misty said. "At least, that's what the Home Doctor Program on the computer said." "Pinkness..." Masato groaned. "EYES!!!" "Oh, great! He hasn't developed an immunity to the Pink Thing and Sasami yet!" Michelle exclaimed. "So, how are you treating him?" "Well, for starters, we're giving him Insulin intravenously," Misty began. "What?!" Michelle exclaimed. "The Pink One and Sasami can knock you that far out of whack. Just think if Chibi-Chibi had been there, or if Ryo-oh-ki had actually had a part in it," Misty began. "He'd be taking a bath in this stuff! Anyway, in about four or five hours, we're going to start him on the least saccharine anime we've got. That would be 'Kite.' Followed closely by something a little bit more smooth in the system to get him acclimated to the real world, Cowboy Bebop." "Sounds like a good plan to me," Michelle replies. "I'll help!" She runs off-screen to her room, where we hear large amounts of crashing, as though she's searching for something. Meanwhile, Ash joins the pair. "You know, Misty, these blue guys make me nervous. It looks like they're always plotting something around me. It's almost like they're going to kill me or something," Ash says. Indeed, the guys have gathered around in a huddle, occasionally pointing at Ash's kneecaps again. "Oh, don't be silly! They couldn't hurt a fly, right, Ash?" she asks sarcastically. "That didn't hurt one little bit earlier!" Ash replies. "Right. So, why were you sucking your thumb in the corner in a fetal position for ten minutes afterward?" Misty asks. "That was my... yoga meditations!" Ash cries out defensively. "Right. You just leave my little blue guys alone!" Misty exclaims. "Whatever," Ash says, picking up the silver ball that they had arrived in and throwing it out of the airlock. The remaining five blue guys begin shouting angrily at Ash again and running towards him. "Come on, boys, come get some," Ash says calmly as the beings approach him slowly on foot. All five hit him at the same time on the legs with enough force to send him toppling backwards to the ground, screaming out in agony again. He rolled over a few times on the ground before crawling off-screen, still battling with the blue guys. Michelle comes rushing in from her room, wearing a short nurse's outfit with a red undershirt and high heels. "Nurse Michelle to the rescue, Masato dearest!!" "Michelle! Where did you get that outfit from?!" Misty exclaims. "I had it sitting around from where the guys and I did a skit with Nurse Mina in it. Crow made some... alterations to it before-hand. I never got around to wearing it for the skit, and I slapped crow a couple of times. Now, it's come in handy!" Michelle explains. "Thank you so much, Crow!" "In that case, can I borrow it? I need to see about a certain Pokemon trainer," Misty says slyly. From the door to the infirmary, Brock walks out again, rubbing two sore spots on his cranium. "Geez! This ship's got some loose bolts or something!" he says groggily. He looks up and sees Michelle in her nurse outfit intended for Masato. Instantly, he falls into a stupor, staring dumbly at Michelle. She quickly slips behind him and points once more at the window. "Look, everybody! Mulder in a UFO!" she exclaims. As Misty, being the only one in a position to look, turns her attention and says, "Who the hell's Mulder?", Michelle grabs the still-conveniently-placed monkey wrench once more and slams Brock one additional time. He falls down once more to the floor as Michelle slinks over to Masato's bedside and presses her bosom as close to his face as is possible without smothering him. The red Mads light begins flashing, and Michelle moves just long enough to push it. Deep 251 Jesse's standing on the pitcher's mound, watching as Griffey Jr. continues to bash away at James. "Wow! This guy can go for a while, can't he?" Jesse asks gleefully. "Look, can I go home now?" Griffey asks, holding off for a minute. "Hey, when your batting average's up to five hundred, you can leave," Jesse replies. "Right now, it's at four hundred. Keep swinging." She turns her attention to the satellite. "As for you, Michelle, you're batting a thousand right now! Are we getting to you?" "No, this hunk of space man got to me," Michelle replies. "Whatever you say," Jesse replies. "Meowth, make a note never to send Masato up there again." "Sorry, no can do," Meowth replies. "James went ahead and signed a contract with the afterlife for him. He's got to come back eventually." Jesse's face contorts with anger. "Hey, Griffey! You've got to go to six hundred now!" She turned back to Meowth. "Come on! Can't we get that dork sent up there? She'll hate him!" Jesse whines. "I don't know," Meowth says. "I'll see what James can work out once he's regained consciousness." "Good. Get them on the phone now. On your way, you can push the button," Jesse replies. *BLIP!* *Fwoosh!* Okay, and that finishes off another MSTing! Craig and I are really happy with how these past two MSTings have turned out, and once Summer Break's over and he's back at school, we'll get working on some more stuff. Until then, I can finally get working on some of these other fics and MSTings I've had sitting around for an *extremely long time*. Yeah, I know this MSTing was kind of unevenly distributed, lengthwise, but that's how it was split up by the author. I'd like to thank the author, MagicSerebii, ahead of time for being such a good sport about this. As I said earlier, it's only in good fun. Well, if there's nothing else, then I'm outtie! MST3K owned by: Best Brains, Inc. MST3K created by: Joel Hodgeson Original fic by: MagicSerebii MSTing by: M.H. Torringjan (jmh6187@uncwil.edu) and Craig "Black Seventeen" Norris (lardalmighty@netscape.net) Keep circulating the fanfics! >"TENCHI!" Ryoko cried, floating into the room it was coming from. "You-" she >cut herself off, staring in shock. "You- you-" > >Usagi grinned wickedly. "Tenchi was just SOOOO cute, I just couldn't >resist."