(I do not claim any of these to be my own work, I have gathered them from around the internet)
Evil Words of Wisdom
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Ready - Fire - Aim.
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Chaos, panic, and disorder... My work here is done.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
It's not how you die that matters. It's who you take with you.
Don't upset me.. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
You are listening to "Ganondorf"