Hello. Ken Ichijouji here. I have no idea how I got here or why.... It appears as if I've been kidnapped by a fangirl. -_-' One moment I was walking home from school, and the next moment, a large van pulled up, a figure grabed me, drugged me.... and I woke up in this fangirl's room. At least I've got acess to her computer, but limited typing abilities. You see, I'm streatched out across the room typing with my left hand, as my right hand is handcuffed to the fangirl's bed. But I can make-do with the basic HTML, and plain black text... it's a metaphor for my fangirl tortured soul. (I went through her bookmarks to Goth TK sites.)

If there's anybody out there... HELP!!!!! Call 911 right now, and tell them I'm being held against my will at 35 Cas--GGFHgsgsgfjsDoioujlghlgfHfsFaAsCGDstgvHeLpMefjdkgXVDghtDsTggdwHfdfVSGEwsdfHiMoMfdgdvgh
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*gulp* Some sort of flying fox who has been assigned to keep me here by "any means nessecary" has tied me up dangling over a pit of Tokomon hungry for bishonen flesh. I can see remnants of several pairs of goggles down there. O_O But, I was still able to kick off my shoe and swing over towards the keyboard. You'd be surprised how many body appendages I can type with. Well, since I'm being lowered closer into the pit everytime I mention my predicament or try to tell where I'm being held, I might as well make a webpage. Wormmon, if you're reading this, water the plants.

Anyway, this is me in my soccer uniform. No matter when Davis tells you, I kicked his team around the field when we played that time. Speaking of which, I caught Davis drooling over my ass again yesterday. Why must I be cursed with so many stalkers?
-_-'

Yolei's not so bad, though. Although I do wish she would stop following me home and hiding in my closet. There's been a substantial loss of my underwear lately... but I have a feeling that was Davis; considering I found a shrine devoted to me in his underwear/sock drawer. Yolei's is in her... Ken shrine room. -_-' Well, at least they don't post hentai of me on the internet like TK and Izzy do. I think they scarred Iori for life.

This is a picture I drew of my Worm-chan. I love my Worm-chan! ^__^

Well... that psycho flying fox and the many pictures of me taped to the wall are starting to make me nervous--GhdsGetHdsDsdHeLPSffdhgofFqwersaFfdgvbbjgfd-- This has only been a test of the emergincy website... testing... association. Do not attempt to adjust your computer screens. I need to go find some more rope and duct tape for no apparent reason now....

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