A Consummation Fic
By Shakey
This strange story takes place after the church
bombing attempt. The following morning Danny and Michelle
are talking in the multi-purpose room at the Santos
Mansion.
Michelle: (her hands are on her hips) Danny, where were
you last night? I waited up for you.
Danny: (walks over and pours himself a cup of coffee)
I've been out making sure that everything is safe for us.
Michelle: (in disbelief) Is your head up your ass? Did
you know that I was in our bed......waiting for you?
Hello! (she knocks on his head) Your mother doubled
security here. What could you possibly do to keep us safe
in the middle of the night? Were you having a meeting?
Don't crime bosses sleep?
Danny: C'helle.....I....um.
Michelle (moves close to him and whispers in his ear)
Make love to me, Danny......NOW.
Danny: (his mouth drops) Now?
They kiss. Michelle pulls him towards the stairs making
their way to the bedroom. The doorbell rings.
Danny breaks the kiss and goes to answer it. It's Rick
and he starts harrassing them about the danger that
Michelle is in...etc. Danny just stands there rubbing his
overnight beard growth.
Michelle: (comes in and stands at the front door) Rick,
I'm only gonna say this once......GET OUT!
Rick: Michelle..(he goes on and on about how bad Danny is
for her...)
Michelle: (takes a deep breath and yells) DEITZ!!!!!!!!!!
Dietz comes running in dressed in his pajamas. He looks
surprised to see that it is Michelle and not Carmen that
yelled for him.
Dietz: What is it? (rubbing his eyes)
Michelle: (pointing to Rick) Make sure he is off this
property by the time I count to 10 or I'll...........
Before she can finish, Dietz does a Mr. Spock move on
Rick, he falls to the floor. Deitz drags him out.
Michelle: (turns to Danny) Now......where were we...ah
yes, on our way upstairs.
She takes him by the hand and they head upstairs. Carmen
is coming down the stairs.
Carmen: (shrieks) Where do you think you are going,
Daniel? We have work to do.
Danny: (nods his head) Yes, Mother.
Michelle: (obviously angry) Carmen, you leave me no
choice but to do this.
Michelle raises her fist, pulls it back and lets Carmen
have it right in the nose. Carmen falls down. She's out
cold.
Michelle pulls Danny back down the stairs. They step over
Carmen and head out the door. On the way to the car,
Michelle trips and breaks a heel off of her shoe and
twists her ankle. In frustration she takes off the shoe
and throws it. It bounces off a tree and hits Danny right
in the head. He falls to the ground in a daze. She grabs
him and while limping, drags him to the car.
Danny: (coming out of his daze) Umm......where are we
going?
Michelle: To the lighthouse...where I'm gonna rock your
world.
Danny is liking this different side of his wife and they
drive away, too fast. Danny keeps looking at Michelle and
thinking about what they are going to do. He isn't paying
attention to the road and drives into a muddy ditch.
They're stuck.
Michelle: You drive, I'll push.
Danny: Michelle.....lets call a towtr.......
Before he can finish she's out there pushing. He steps on
the gas and they're out. Michelle hops back in the
car.......Danny stares at her,she's covered with mud.
Michelle: Don't look at me like that. Go!
Danny goes.
They arrive at the lighthouse. Michelle gets in the
shower. She forgot to turn on the hot water tank and the
water is cold. There are no towels either....She hops in
the bed and motions Danny to come over. He does.
The phone rings. Danny gets up to answer it. Michelle
jumps on his back and tells him "NO, don't do
it!!!"
He answers it, someone says there's a bomb at the Santos
house. Danny didn't hear them because Michelle had yanked
the cord out of the wall after the caller said
"There's a".
They go back to the bed and Danny kisses Michelle. He
starts to undress, first his tie...... then his left
shoe....then his right shoe.....left sock.....Michelle is
very impatient. She rips his shirt off and pulls so hard
at his belt that it spins Danny around........twice. He
falls to the floor. Michelle jumps ontop of him and
starts to take his pants off.....
Two guys burst in the room. They see Michelle, in her
naked state and Danny on the floor in a daze. They become
frightened. She looks at them with wild eyes and goes for
Dannys gun in his pants. The thugs look at each other and
both agree that the Spauldings don't pay them enough to
do this. They leave, but not before Michelle gets a shot
off at them. It grazes the larger mans buttocks.
Danny: Let's get out of here, Michelle.....they'll be
back with bigger guns.
Michelle agrees, and wraps herself in a sheet. Danny puts
on his shirt but then realizes it is now a rag.
They drive off to Laurel Falls. Danny explains that he
had a bed delivered in the woods there for the wedding
night they were supposed to have had. Michelle looks at
him....
Michelle: What?!! A bed in the woods. C'mon....are you
for real? Do you have any bug spray.......mosquito
netting.....and a gun to keep animals away?
Danny (shakes his head) It wasn't my idea.....
Michelle looks over and just the sight of Danny turns her
on. She moves over to him and the sheet drops exposing
her breasts as she snuggles up close to him.
Michelle: Step on it, okay Pokey?
Danny speeds up Rt. 118 at 95 miles an hour to Laurel
Falls and gets pulled over by an Illinois State Trooper.
Trooper: Let me see your license and regist.......(he
sees Michelle in her sheet) What's going on here?
Michelle: Duh, what does it look like? I can't make out
your name tag...does it say Barney Fife?! (she turns to
Danny) Honey, I think we're in Mayberry! Well......golly!
Trooper: Alright, Miss. Step out of the car. (he goes
around and opens her door and opens it)
Michelle: What seems to be the problem, officer?
A big truck goes by and with it a big wind. Michelle's
sheet flies up around her head, exposing herself to the
trooper and the trucker. Seconds later everyone turns to
the sound of a crash. The big rig is off the road. The
trooper leaves our couple and goes to inspect. Michelle
and Danny drive away, but not before seeing that the
trucker is okay. Michelle gives the trooper a moon to
remember her by as they drive past.
Finally they reach the bed in the woods. Sadly, there is
someone or something in it. On top of the pretty pink
satin sheets is.........a bear. Danny tries to shoo it
away, it doesn't budge. Michelle calmly and quietly goes
over to the bear.
Michelle: Excuse me, but that bed is extrememly important
to me at this moment n my life. You see I have yet to
consummate my 5 month old marriage with this fine man
here and we need this bed........now.
The bear growls. Michelle takes a step back........ then
runs and tackles the bear. They wrestle for about 5
minutes, rolling around on the forest floor. When it is
all over Michelle stands up naked, the bear is tied up in
the bedsheet.....
Danny is amazed by Michelle (and really turned on
too)They meet on the bed. Neither of them cares that it
really smells and is dirty. Danny almost jumps out of his
pants and boxers.
Danny: C'mere my beautiful wife..
Michelle: Yes, my perfect husband...
They kiss. Their bodies come together and they move in
unison. The bed breaks under the stress. They keep going.
Michelle wraps her legs around Danny so he can't get
away. He doesn't want to......they make love all through
the rest of the day. Michelle is happy, Danny is happy
and the bear.......well the bear is enjoying the live
entertainment with the campers and hikers who happened by
throughout the day.