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Cast

Directed by Lindsay Anderson
Written by David Sherwin

Deceased

The unfortunate loss of those involved.

Diaries

November 27th 1981
Letter to Malcolm McDowell (extract): 'It was hugely encouraging that you responded to what you saw of Britannia Hospital. As you can imagine, it's been a tremendous effort - it was made to seem a long, long shoot, largely as a result of the daily and protracted anxiety about time, schedule, expense etc. Also, as you know, the whole affair was very poorly organized, with a production department which was never able to get us on to sets that were ready for shooting, never able to provide any alternative weather cover, etc. Do you know that every location was found by Richard Tombleson (1), against whose employment at first there was, of course, considerable resistance. Ted [Craig] proved very valuable in the end, and did a splendid job casting the actors who spearheaded the crowd. We'd never have been able to manage the crowd scenes if we'd only had extras, so I got Ted to go through all the letters I'd received from struggling young actors over the last two or three years, audition them and come up with a little company of twenty-two who, together with the three splendid pickets from the beginning, led all the demonstrations and attacks. A dozen of them also appear in the kitchens - an excellent piece of doubling which I don't think anyone will notice. Not that I care if they do!
1. Who played the 'Fat Boy' in 'If....'.

Formats

VHS - PAL / VHS - NTSC / DVD

DVD Deatils:
"Malcolm McDowell On Lindsay Anderson" All-New 12-minute Interview with Malcolm McDowell
Theatrical Trailers
Talent Bios

Notes

• This is the final film of the Mick Travis Trilogy. 

• There are at least 7 different plots going on at the same time.

• Filmed in 35mm

• The hospital is Friern Barnet Hospital, London, England

• Released on 5/27/82

• 'Rule Britannia' sung by Gillian Knight Arranged and conducted by Derek Wadsworth

• Features Mick, Keating and Biles from if....

• Nominated - 1982 Cannes Film Festival Golden Palm.

• Won - 1983 Audience Jury Award - Lindsay Anderson

• Nominated - International Fantasy Film Award Best Film Lindsay Anderson

My Summary

    The widescreen menu plays Hail Britannia. Studio Canal bought it out from EMI long ago which is why it was released years before on DVD than the others in the trilogy. A shot of Big Ben at night with bells ringing, like the start of The White Bus. Then a group of protestors are out from of the hospital. It is dark, they are painting signs when an ambulance arrives and they block it. One geriatric, no admittance except by union dispensation. It goes around and checks him. Looks like intensive care, another croaker, let him through, but don’t come back.
    They wheel him into the lobby an and switch him to another bed. The nurse says you can’t leave him there. Where do you want him? Couldn’t care less, she’s been off for 10 minutes. They have time for tea and peeing. The patients die there on the stretcher before they come back. Outside a car races past the protest line and men run to cut him off and are hit. What’s your name and business? This is foolish. Don’t call me foolish. We love you Millar, we’ll get you. Insects. He goes into the Millar Center. Overlord is his password. Big day for you? Big day for history. The guard reads a paper abut a riot. The doctor makes out with him, he stops. Genesis needs a new buttock, it’s is perfect Macmillan. She she’s left thigh, a trifle over fleshy. Left buttock? He checks. There are alternatives. He checks them, he’ll take the alternative. The temperature is stable. They have great confidence in Macready, death’s within in the hour. Two reporters are on the elevator. MacMillan doesn’t even notice them. Think he spotted us? We are less that dust to him. It’s 6 miles down from here. I bet you get around, are you a yank? Citizen of the world that’s me. Mick says born in Liverpool, father was a stationmaster, grew up in coffee. He lives in Arkansas, got out just in time. Got to have a nose for these things. He takes a picture. Was that there before? See that truck over there. Spider can you read me? Yes. He wants to make a better deal. Mr. Travis is raised up. Calm down Michael, safe and sound. Relax we are on our toes. It’s one of his big exclusives. He’s best in the east, Red has been in the West. Going to be in a long day. He brings out some African black charcoal opium. On the TV is riot, 22 deaths. Kid’s stuff. They’ll learn. They light up.
    Vincent is on his exercise bike, more bomb attacks on the news. He wants everyone in with blood donations and the mortuary are needed. He calls a taxi, doesn’t want one. He wants Biles, major incident, 150, don’t forget your meeting. I can’t likely. What about Millar? He’s there, better have him at two. He calls Millar, can’t get in. Amanda his nurse answers, he says it’s an ultra priority message from Genesis. She goes to deliver it and is told to leave. MacMillan takes it through the door. Millar says not now. Ever wonder how god felt on the 6th day? When will you give Genesis to the world? Son. Today the human experiment, tomorrow Genesis.
    At the hospital it is chaos as everyone starts to arrive on bikes and ambulances, many are bloody. They want them out of there, they are on over 6 hours, it’s been triple time. They aren’t men, they are staff. He offers them time and a half to take the people where they go. They want double time. Also a hot meal, no bacon, sausages, since he’s a Muslim. He has no why to get sausages. They are on the nurses plates, but don’t make a precedent of it. They start clearing people out.
    They have their own radio station in the basement and then he does the service and the DJ does the rest with a precordered tape. Biles goes to check the kitchen. There is a paper being read “How much more must we take?” He’s going through something with sausages, they laugh. He can’t cook the whole hospital that Biles won. Ben Keating has it all under control. He wants to serve only proper English food. Biles says that they eat what they pay for. He reads a list of what the people want, it’s not the Nairobi Hilton. It’s the same for everyone or nothing at all. They are all on strike and he has to take it higher up.
    The radio plays in a car. If you are waiting for your ham and eggs you have to blame it on the bombers. Matron Duckbury arrives to explain. They will contain to serve and sufferer. No food, they can get drinks, an orange or water. If you are discharging you may give your own blood. They start serving oranges. The Colonel doesn’t want it and throws it at her. The Matron arrives and asks if the president has eaten his yet? No. She will serve himself. There is a large room run like an African nation. He wanted Mando slices. This is the best they can do. A tester man eats a slice and likes it. A woman goes in to bring it to him. Then she is thrown out and all laugh.
    A group confront the matron about the food. They worked 25 years as a taxi driver to pay for this. The general worked 50 minutes, Food is not to do with the nursing, she’ll look into it.
    The nurse visits Millar. They are ready in 42 minutes. She hands out a huge amount of paperwork. The nurse waves a light out the window and Mick, sees that, time to go and they shout to lower themselves down.
   Millar checks on the patient, he is still hanging on. He talks to MacMillan, she tells the nurse he wants a digestive biscuit and a glass of milk. They go to turn off his machine as Travis coming down. They close the blinds, but are standing on their shoulders in the back and are able to get around the corner to get the picture. He asks Sammie and Red if they are getting it. They watching a documentary on chicken while stoned and think it’s hilarious. They aren’t paying attention, but it looks like it’s being recorded behind them.
    Millar uses a hot cutter to chop Bates head off with a heat tool. The nurse returns and he’s gone. Radio - About the gremlins in the condition. Flurry reads the three choices of leg and lamb, bacon, eggs & lamb, bread & butter pudding and cherry sponges a chocolate mint for all patients in honor for their special visitor. Vincent drives into work and the scabs attack him. He runs the place. Phyllis Grimshaw cuts him off for his parking spot. She’s a union head, has a package for a fancy dress, not every day you get to meet the queen. He doesn’t know if there is enough room at the banquet, it’s very tight. She overseas 600 people, worked with him for 10 years, they’ll will be. The old days are gone forever, Britannia belongs to the people now.
    Inside she says no smoking on the job to a nurse. You aren’t going to wear that to meet the queen to another. She spent 95 pounds on the dress for the queen. Vincent is going up the stairs they still haven’t finished painting since yesterday, that’s the problem, can’t do it, only can work 8 hours (Same story they always give). Biles tells Vincent about the food. He says to serve them the normal food, not special food. Why didn’t I think of that? Vincent says you are an idiot.
    Vincent is briefed by his secretary. Then he is introduced to the hospital elite - Sir Anthony Mount (A dwarf), Lady Felicity (man) and Chief Johns from Scotland yard. They were held up by the protestors, they want ten arrested or fired. Vincent says they work there, it’s on their space, their time, legitimate complaints, can’t get rid of them without anarchy. It’s the 500th anniversary of the queen founding the hospital. It is also the opening of The Millar Centre. They cover the route the queen will arriving. Chief Johns warns snipers will be on the roof after she arrives. Millar is the only one who hasn't arrived. Double red, get him.
    Millar is being interviewed, those who cannot adapt will not survive to the future. They have to changed the film magazine and start over. They say it was super. The most powerful potential weapon in mans’ possession in the human brain. 10 million cells each can think. He cuts it in half. We could have 10 billion thoughts if only we could harness the thoughts. He puts it in a blender and pours it. It’s extraordinarily intuitive. He makes the reporter drink it. Millar’s nurse is typing in numbers, her head is splitting, needs to write it down. Vincent calls Millar about needed him. They set her up to repeat what she said when she came in and know she wants a mirror. Millar’s nurse gives her one, then goes to the window to let Travis in. Where the hell have you been? It’s freezing out there. He has his camera, the other man is left in the bucket. Millar comes around the other corner and they hide in a room to record him going by. She sticks him in a new room to wait. It’s full of medical anomalies. A fullsize skeleton he pulls the mouth and it made a loud noise, a jar with a fetus like he gave to the girl in if… He then hears a whistle and sees a small door up high marked “Sterile area beyond’ in futuristic writing. He opens it up to record Millar’s group practicing the Genesis setup. The nurse comes in with a stretcher and undresses him as he bends over the only thing left is his underwear against her crotch. She grabs his butt, he gets up, smiles and they make out.
    At the meeting Vincent has to have one of the union leaders there. They will all want to be involved. Three will do it. Chief Johns will wait outside the door. They have no idea what Millar is up to or how long his display will be. He’s on the way. He’s being interviewed on the way to the meeting. Miss Tinker says 45 pounds a head for food. Millar says sorry everyone. Hope I haven’t keep anyone waiting. Peter Manciti and his crew from THE BBC are following him. They want him to withdrawal, so they leave. They’ve covered everything except his demonstration. Man Remade - a new epoch of medication science. He says he would still have people operation in barbershops. He calls Millar a charlatan. They need to know it won’t be offensive to the queen. They are both genius. Biles comes in, it’s at flashpoint. Then are picketing. They will meet again in 15 minutes.
    They go down there and the kitchen workers are singing and dancing inside. Vincent speaks to them outside. They won’t unload the van. There is a 3000 pound invoice, the food is not returnable. Ben won’t let them take the food in. Biles goes to unload the truck and woman threaten to break him up. Potter wants to speak. He is given a large metal pot to stand on. The lunches are an insult, they can’t cook for the people on their own. He wants a quiet word with Ben. They sign they shall not be unappreciated. They are going to need someone to represent someone for the queen at their table. He might have to take a token like OBE for his work. It’s possible. Ben comes out and says that he agrees for once they will serve the lunches. Men and woman will put this before anarchy. Then they start crossing arms and singing Auld Lang Syne.
    Millar is ready to go. In 15 minutes they are ready to go, not for glory, but for science. Your part in it will not be forgotten like Freud, Galileo and Einstein. They have 48 minutes to do the experiment perfectly. She reads the inspection list at each table and they confirm. Table 1 – Thorax, right kidney, left lung, aortic artery, lower right femur, different lights. There are four tables we hear. Amanda the nurse wheels out Travis for Overlord and lets him in the secret room and he pops out dressed as a doctor. She shows him to the large frozen parts and he moves around them so he can hide in one of the freezers as he secretly tapes. He falls and locks the door he was going to hide in. He moves another big shank of meat to hide in a door and the surgical team catches him asking who he is and what’s he’s up to. He throws the huge bag of meat and they grab it going for him. He crawls away until Millar comes in the other door trapping him. What’s going on? Explain yourself. Mick pulls the lens like a gun. Get rid of him. He aims and fights as they run after him.
    Red and Sammie are still stoned watching the protest against the African President who is at the hospital. It’s epic, call Spider, wake up! He calls, but gets no answer. MacMillan checks Travis out. They want 55cc of Sodium Pentothal. He calls for Amanda since he knows her. Millar won’t let them film it. At the radio station they have 95 minutes to go. It’s a special day, special food, you can hear the loyal subjects hoping to catch a glimpse of the special visitor. The big black protest line passes right by Red’s van and they drive along with them to protest and keep chanting with them.
    Inside they are counting on Chief Johns, then are getting rowdy. Vincent wants to go over the route with the elite. The painters still haven’t finished. They explain the paint they got didn’t match, they can’t put it up. They have 10 minutes or they are all gone. They stop and eat. It’s a large hospital with 3000 nurses. They show the patients wards. Mrs. Roundtree has been here 2 years, lost her brother can only communicate with her eyes. She blinks. They have a special patient they show off. Our most respected foreign minister, terminal I’m afraid. You wouldn’t listen to me, this other Eden paradise across the seas, this England. He’s gone, pity he would’ve predicated the visit. The Rudyard Kipling ward was just completed at 2 million pounds. The mason partneherhood completed the denotation. One nurse with a TV can watch 17 patents instead of 3. A woman is sitting there alone watching TV. Unfortunately it’s not in use, shortage of cleaning staff. She’s watching a NASA broadcast instead.
    Ben is getting ready. No one told him it was Christmas. Nice to look good. Nice tie, borrowed it from a guy. The tie he got to wear is  generations old. When you meet the queen the men bob, the women courtesy and say honored to meet you mom. They practice and fail, so have to do it again. The power starts to go. They say they have full backup supplies, no worries. Biles check on it anyway. Chief Johns hears the ruckus and says that’s a crowd. They are piling up at the fence. The black group demands vengeance to atrocities. They all say it is bad and getting worse. Ben says he worried then. A woman says they are vermin to be spewed out. Web to Spider were are you? Red can’t find him so Sammie jumps on the roof to star filming and people pound on the bus and attack. Red tries to get started, but it’s too late. Sammie goes flying and they smash into the van.
    Sir Mount says it’s gone out of control. A window is broken by a rock and a woman is injured. He wants through to the commander right away and to get her HRH out of there right away. The radio isn’t working, they can’t reach each other. Vincent won’t give in, the hospital is his life, he is not going to surrender. The light went out and it’s sabotage. They call the boiler room, but there is no line. The meat the workers putting up the decorations are now who is cleaning. Biles meets Vincent and a man stops them from putting the power back on and Vincent beats him over the head with a shovel; knocking him out. He’s bleeding and Biles can’t believe it.
    Millar says it was too close a call. The temperature drop has ruined their patient. What about the intruder? They pull put Travis. Amanda says no and they hold her back, then chop his head off. He says to cauterize it and be ready to go. She takes the camera and says his work with living goes on.
    Ben and his men are leaving. Vincent and Biles says it’s solidarity, then are are going outside. They are going with the few. There are more inside. They argue back and forth. Remember the battle for Britain? We were all on the same side! Then Vincent says you wouldn’t know Karl Marx from a coffee apple.
    Outside the protest is getting more violent. The Africans have Death to Ngami Child Killers signs. It costs 125 million pounds of your money a year to keep the hospital open while ordinary people die piled up like criminals. The regular patients need to be thrown out. They count on it. Johns says his men will hold to the end, but it’s dangerous. They will get HRH. Biles has 26, 35 men. Phyllis is not deserting him, Vincent wants her petticoat off, he’s going out. Millar wants his needle at full power. Vincent and Biles go out to surrender. He hands the sheet to Biles. He goes up to talk to the Africans and they make a deal. The force of progress wins. They will no longer live off the privilege to the wealthy few. In return they will go. Ambulances are waiting to let in those victims of the attacks this morning, let them through. The ambulances get through and it’s all the foreign ambassadors and Queen in disguise. They peel her back and kiss her hand.
    Millar says now and pulls back the sheet. Travis is stitched together from the parts of many humans like Frankenstein’s monster including a black penis. He puts a disc on his head and his head legs up. They cheer. He reaches up for Millar’s hand and almost crushes it. He is raised to full conciseness level, welcome to the world. Travis mumbles in confusion and Millar reaches in for his tongue and bites down hard until there is blood. Then Mick’s head starts to come off and blood spews from the neck. He chops the head off his fingers, says nothing, minor abrasions. The headless body arrives and goes after McMillain and chokes her to death. Millar says farewell. So much for the humane solution, that dream is over. It shall be as she wishes. Today I say give Genesis to the world.
    Outside a drum beats as all the private patients are let out. The elite meet the queen and the African king is booed when carried to the gate. His chair is overturned and he is ripped apart. They want the safety of HRH, she’s safe here at the castle. Amanda still broadcasts inside and they see they’ve been tricked, the queen is inside.
   Vincent says the lunch, the tour, the ceremony. Biles gets the exit prepared as the masses are ready to storm the gates. The police wait for them and they start to climb the gates and are attacked by police as the queen is lead out to hail Britannia. The protesters run after then as the queen is led to the Millar Center. Riot police are there holding the line. A girl offers one a flower and she gets punched in the face. A riot breaks out and they give HRH the key to get inside ignoring the Japanese anthem. Thy all have trouble with the key as music still plays live. More of Chief John’s teams are brought in to hold them off on the left and right. Tracy is upset with them and get hit in the face with cabbage. They pound on the door to get it open and are finally let in. All the elite are there and are told Mr. Millar’s demonstration will proceeded as planned. The doors are electronically protected and can withstand any barrage.
    The are taken into a dark grey theater like a movie room. There is a large red pyramid on the stage. Millar tells them your royal highness, ladies and gentlemen we live in an age of revolution in thought, society and the safest is around it. What has controlled man for 20,000 years? As he speaks all the people outside start breaking in and smashing their way into the building fighting along the way. We are entering a new era, I am going to show you the face of that new era. The group breaks in. Prepare to evacuate. He says no! He runs out and breaks up the mob. Little men you speak for the future? I do. Come forward in peace and I will let the future speak for you. They all pile inside the theater. He gets on stage. Friends, fellow members of the human race. What to do we see? Wonder how we can cross oceans and space? Soon we can grow cabbage on the moon. What do men choose to do? Annihilate each other? Since the last great conflict there have be 230 wars continued. A motion picture entertained elite make in 1 month what in a country unique ITEM CALLED TO BRAIN. Only a few known men can save mankind, a man led by pure brain power. I have given it a name - Genesis, a new birth, a new beginning for mankind, people of today people breath the future. He opens the pyramid and says it will be obsolete in 5 years. What you see can be put down to six years. You’ve never seen the face of the future, now hear it’s voice. It’s like a giant brain with a stem and yellow eyes. It speaks “How like a god?” It repeats that over and over. The End.
    Hail Britannia plays. PS - the characters and incidents portrayed and the names used herein are fictitious and any similarity to the name, character and history of any persons is entirely coincidental and unintentional.

Pictures

Exclusive - Behind the scenes with Lindsay and crew working on Malcolm's make-up.

Quotes

Malcolm

"Britannia Hospital is really Lindsay's vision. There was no central character in the root form as it was written, but I still love the movie. To me, Lindsay can do no wrong. They didn't have enough money to pay me, so I did it as a freebie for him. I wouldn't have missed it for the world." - Starlog 9/83

"Britannia Hospital was a combination of everything, they hated it. Except the London Times critic, who said it was a piece of great British filmmaking. I think it will eventually be accepted and loved - probably when Lindsay is dead. Then, everyone will say what a great artist he was!" - Starlog 9/83

"a complete disaster at the box office, but that doesn't mean it was no good as a film. I liked it a lot" - Radio Times 2/96

Maxim: In Britannia Hospital, you had a horse's head transplanted onto your neck. Did you get any other equine body parts?

MM: I had all sorts of bits of bodies, every kind of body and I was completely naked. I said to the director, 'Can I at least pick the color of my penis?' And he went 'Yes,' rolling his eyes up. And I shouted 'Good! Black, black, black!' Which is probably very racist...

Maxim: Arguably. But why a black penis?

MM: I don't know, but then I made the poor make-up girl take it off. I said, 'I'm not doing it. It's your job, darling.' This poor woman had to put me in a bath, grab hold of it and give it a good wash. She's probably traumatized for life. - Maxim 9/00

Lindsay Anderson

"I wanted Malcolm McDowell for Britannia Hospital, because he is part of what I would call my 'cinematic family.' A major star does not necessarily need to play in major roles. If Malcolm appears for a relatively short time, he does it with panache. Then, too, even if Britannia Hospital is in no way a sequel to if... and O Lucky Man!, it is necessary to have seen them to understand it. Britannia Hospital is actually in the same tradition as the previous two films. In some ways, it is their successor." - Starlog 9/83

Lindsay visited the European Film College in Denmark, where two of his films were shown in the late 80s. He was particularly happy that the student audience received Britannia Hospital "with a lot of laughter and understanding, very different from the scorn and hostility with which it was received in this country. Well, I don't want to go on about Britain — but it really was extraordinary to find how universally that film was derided as 'humorless' and 'undergraduate.' Of course those are the standard epithets with which anything unpleasant or threatening is dismissed." - Mainly About Lindsay Anderson by Gavin Lambert 2000

Stories

In 1983 at the Cinemateque in Ontario, Canada, Lindsay was there to screen Britannia Hospital but he also brought single reels of if.... and O Lucky Man!. He talked a bit, screened part of if...., talked some more, screened the last reel of OLM!, talked, and screened Britannia Hospital in its entirety. It was a great night.

Together Again

1985 - Malcolm and Brian Pettifer were in Gulag.
1987 - Malcolm and Lindsay did the play Holiday at the Old Vic.
2000 - Malcolm and Alan Bates were both in St. Patrick: The Irish Legend

Together Before

1963 - Lindsay and Arthur Lowe worked on This Sporting Life.
1966 - Lindsay, Patricia Healey & Arthur Lowe worked on The White Bus.
1968 - Malcolm, Robin Askwith, Geoffrey Chater, Ellis Dale, Graham Crowden, Peter Jeffrey, Arthur Lowe, Mary Macleod, Anthony Nicholls, Brian Pettifer + Mona Washourne were in if....
1973 - Malcolm, Geoffrey Chater, Graham Crowden, Peter Jeffrey, Arthur Lowe, Mary Macleod, Anthony Nicholls, Brian Pettifer  + Mona Washourne were in O Lucky Man!.
1975 - Malcolm, Alan Bates & Frank Grimes were in Royal Flash.
1976 - Malcolm & Alan Bates were in The Collection.
1980 - Malcolm and Lindsay did the play and VHS Look Back in Anger at the Roundabout in NY.

Notes, summary & format © 2001-089Alex D. Thrawn for www.MalcolmMcDowell.net