Name..................... Lumpy The Elephant
Date of Birth........... 1st April 1985
Place of Birth....... A cardboard box in a well known fast food outlet
Current Location................ Some mad place
Sex .... As often as possible
Likes and Dislikes... Likes Parties, Good women ( but the bad ones can be fun too ;) ), Travel, Sports, Self abuse and Snail racing.
Dislikes ....The colour yellow, Pink elephants, conforming to the system.
Favorite saying ....... Lumpy see Lumpy do !!!!!!
Favorite food ........ Munchies!!!!!
Favorite drink....... Meths
Best friend ....... That darn panda ( norman )
Favorite colour ... Any as long as its black
Favorite film ...... Dumbo (he's my uncle)
Favorite song ..... Nelly the elephant
