[Kalen]
Inside the science lab...
The science lab has recently become a new home for Donal tr'Ragarok, and it shows. Vials of bubbling concoctions line the walls, half-put together devices are scattered about the floor, and most importantly, many copies of tr'Ragarok's books are lying on the tables. On one of the tables, floating inside a containment field floats what appears to be an electronic brain. Donal is carrying out a conversation, even though he appears to be the only one there...
"Aha! The Federation thinks that simple encryption technology could stop me, Donal tr'Ragarok, from finding out their SECRETS of positronic networks. Well, not so! I have to admire the design, however. Whomever created the schematics for this brain must have been a genius on my caliber, if such a thing is possible. No matter, I have cracked it's secrets, and will invent my own personal android! ::loud maniacal laughter::. Now, to download all of the information I wish it to have... and also all my personal logs. Wait, that's no good, without recent information!"
"Computer, being Science Officer's log!" ::computer acknowledges:: "To start off, the nice fellow who gave me all this stuff asked me to hack into a federation ship, and kill it's crew. I don't have to tell you it was child's play. Then, I got distracted... but I showed up on the transporter pad, and I, along with some other people who are probably more important than I, beamed over to the dead ship. That's where I found out the information about the positronic net! I took that design, and then had to go again. We all climbed aboard a shuttle, and went down to this planet. It was pretty boring, but then I got an idea. It was... I forget, but I know it was incredibly complex. I had to find parts for it, so I had to venture out of the shuttle and get... something. I got back in the shuttle, but this weird guy that kept following me suddenly stopped following me. OH! And then all these guys showed up. I think one of them was trying to steal my inventions, but I gave him a sound thrashing! Afterwards, we returned to my laboratory. I was called to this other room, and all the other professors that I work with were standing around. Apparently, one of the other professors had been kept in some sort of containment stasis chamber, but my boss found him and they held a party. Because my boss was so happy with finding his friend, and because he liked my inventions, he gave me this neat pin. I think it's some sort of catalyst device that evolves me to the next stage... E-rakian or something. Damnit, I'm a scientist, not a doctor. But I got the pin, and some people did some talking, and I think we're all going to some sort of conference. Computer, end log, and begin data transfer to the electronic brain."
::computer acknowledges, the brain bursts into flames, emits some sort of weird wave, implodes, and suddenly all over the ship goes into purple alert::
"Rats... well, time to start... hey! What about if I invented some sort of new efficient download method..."
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