| SHADOW DANCER NORTHEY KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN 49007-5177 CAREER OBJECTIVE: To obtain challenging and responsible careers postion, where my skills and experince can be utilized to meet the company objectives. EXPERIENCE: Two plus years work experince with specialized training as a Beggar, Paper Shredder, Chothing Designer, Small Time Thief, Model and Natural Fertilizer Maker. I can produce over 100 coffee beans a day. Can use my charms to beg for treats, and also pick fights with my brother. Can whistle loudly when happy and chatter my theeth when upset. I also can make my hair stand on end. I am able to comfort my present employees with ease. They are wrapped around my little fingers, so to weep. What I says goes. My Leadership qualities as King is to provide support for one human, one subhuman, three guinea pigs and two birds, have other fellow guinea pigs follow my lead in squeaking, and for sticking up for themselves. I can work independently and I work well with others. I am a loyal and friendly to thise I like. I am able to look at an monitor, move a mouse, and have hunt, peek and weep key boarding skills. I even have some phone skills, which I do not do much, since it is that birds jobs. I know how to give out work assignments. SPECIAL SKILLS: Look handsome, am photogentic. Can whisle on cue, when doors open ( front door, fridges, microwaves and the oven door), also when plastic bags and boxes are rattled. Can work under pressure, interact with a variety of personalities and utilize all my natural resources. I am able to drink water out of an glass and I eat off my employee's plate. Can run mighty fast forwords and backwards. I can watch TV; eat the buttons off the remote control, control the volume and the channels ( as well as play and stop) on th remote. I cam swim. float and do the pig paddle, but truthfully I hate being around water. POTTY TRAINED sort of, not like my mother. I have an persuasive personality. and an uncanny abilty to snuff out dead beats and be loved by all who see me. Survised many battles and traumas and live to tell about it. I have had an glamorous life including professional model, centerfold for playgirl ( special guinea pig edition) also a professional kick boxer, and well know worldwide for my exploits on the web. I also been one of the chosen few to represent my entire race on the popular guinea pig circuit. I have traveled various parts of Michigan for special guinea pig bussiness, ( carrot and apple quality control inspector). Quality is a way of life. I also able to drive an car, ride an sled anda motorcycle. I am environmentally aware: My motto is Compact,Recycle, and Reuse. Can make doors and windows in cardboard boxes, I eat them out. EDUCATION: Know twenty plus words including food, water,quite picking on your brother, clover. salad and party time. Continuing education : to have my own web page and book on how to train your pet human employee in five easy lessons |
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