Crank Yankers

About the Show This show features outrageous crank calls from real comedians to real people, delivered to viewers through puppets. When watching "Crank Yankers," viewers eavesdrop on the puppet citizens of Yankerville as they go about their lives. The relationships and interactions between the puppets are all based on real crank phone calls and the dialog that was established on these calls. Season 4 is on Wednesday nights at 9 pm.

Crank Yankers Episode Guide Seasons 1-3

Main Residents of Yankerville

Hadassah: She is twenty-four years old, and applied for jobs such as Babysitting, and Soliciting for Oprah Magazine. She doesn't like weird smells, or the smell of Oprah.

Special Ed: He is sixteen years old, and is job is cleaning toilets at the Yanker Burger. He likes Fried Chicken, snow globes, and scooters. He loves Hawaii. He doesn't like ghosts, and spiders.

Elmer Higgins: He is 92 years old! He lives in Sun Country, Yankerville. He likes playing horeshoes with his gay grandchild. He doesn't like dirty language.

Spoonie Luv: He is 32 years old. He lives in the south side of Yankerville. He likes girls with stong knees.

Dick Birchum: He is 62 years old. He lives in West Yankerville, in the suburbs. He likes Wood, porn, and brie. He famous Quote is "Hell is when your smoking Nash out of a human skull."

The Crank Yankers Theme Song Lyrics

Come one, come all, Cuz we're havin' a ball, We're just makin' some calles to strangers.
Come one, come all, You can say what you want, And they'll never know if your deranged or what.
But it doesn't really matter, No, it doesn't really matter, Cuz we'll all be doubled over with laughter,
At all expense of others, Maybe even your mother, Won't you join the Crank Yankers tonight?

Voices of the Crank Yankers

Fred Armisen - Voice of Chip Douglas
Tony Barbieri - Sir Niles Standish
Adam Carolla - Voice of Dick Birchum
Bob Einstein - Voice of Bob Carlman/Tony Deloge
Jimmy Kimmel - Voice of Elmer Higgins/The Nudge/Terrence/ Karl Malone
Kevin Kimmel - Voice of Kevin
Katie Kimmel - Voice of Katie
Denis Leary - Voice of Joe Smith
Tracy Morgan - Voice of Spoonie Luv
Patton Oswalt - Voice of Boomer
Jordan Rubin - Voice of Batman's nemesis
Sarah Silverman - Voice of Hadassah / Jimmy's Mom
Wanda Sykes - Voice of Gladys Murphy
Billy West - Voice of Moo Shu