PRESS CONFERENCE

 

FIRST REPORTER.

Well, what did I say?

He's out of his tree

 

SECOND REPORTER.

He's finally flipped

And between you and me

 

THIRD REPORTER.

Though he swears the American dream

Is clearly the best

He’s no advertisement for

Life and times in the West

 

FLORENCE.

Smile, you got your first exclusive story

Now you can bask in his reflected glory

"Naked, unprovoked, Yankee aggression!"

Oh what a credit to your great profession!

 

REPORTERS.

How sad that the best his country's produced

Is crumbling in front of our eyes and reduced

To a mindless abuse,

When he should be grateful instead

Remember we made him famous

Without us he's dead.

 

Tell all this to the United Nations

Is he an asset to East-West relations?