Valley-Style Slap Fu
By Darque
Entrance Requirements: Female Only. Unprincipled or Anarchist Alignment, P.B. 17, I.Q. 15 or Less.
Skill Cost: 1 Year
Like, omigod! This is a tubular fighting style, you know. It was like, you know, created back in the 80's and stuff, you know, so like people could defend themselves and stuff. Of course you have to be like really careful, you know, so you don't break a nail or something. But this is like an awesome way to deal with really grody people who, like, try to bother you and stuff, like you know.
Okay, yeah! Anyway, this is like the neatest thing, it's sooo tubular and awesome and stuff! Like Totally!
Costume: Like, whatever looks awesome, you know?
Stance: I'm so sure! Like, standing, you know?
CHARACTER BONUSES
Add 4 to P.B.
Add 4 to Spd.
COMBAT SKILLS
Attacks per Melee: 1
Escape Moves: Maintain Balance
Attack Moves: Like, I am so sure.
Basic Defense Moves: Dodge
Advanced Defensive Moves: Omigod! I don't know.
Hand Attacks: Slap (SPECIAL! Does 1 point of damage)
Basic Foot Attacks: Like, none, you know?
Jumping Foot Attacks: Like, no way!
Special Attacks: Knee, Combination Grab/Knee (SPECIAL! After grabbing an opponent, the user may make a knee attack to a vital area! Damage is done directly to the Hit Points of the defender and is a paralysis attack if used on a male! Cannot be used two melee rounds in a row or twice in one melee round), Hairflip (SPECIAL! Does NO damage, if used on a Male opponent, the attacker rolls versus her Charm/Impress modifier. If successful, her opponent stops fighting and is stunned for 1d4 rounds while deciding his next move. Affects all male opponents and can only be used ONCE per combat. Stunned opponents will defend if attacked)
Holds/Locks: HairGrab/Pull (SPECIAL! Can be used on anyone with hair! A special Hold that does 1 point of SDC damage per melee round that the hold is maintained)
Weapon Kata: So like, I don't know.
Modifiers to Attacks: Pull Punch.
SKILLS INCLUDED IN TRAINING
Martial Art Powers: Those look so tubular, you know.
Languages: Valspeak! Fer Sure!
Cultural: Dancing, Shoping, Vegitating, Mall walking.
Physical: Like, I don't know.
Survival: Driving (Pilot Automobile)! Shoping!
Temple: I am so sure.
Weapon Proficiencies: Like, no way!
Philosophical Training: Shoping!
If this is your Primary Martial Art then the following other styles can be learned in a shorter time: Anything-Goes Mall-Rat Kung Fu (1 Year)
LEVEL ADVANCEMENT BONUSES
1st: +2 to Dodge, Knockout/Stun with a Slap on a natural 20! Fer sure!
2nd: +1 attack per melee, Critical Strike with Combination Grab/Knee on a natural 20
3rd: +1 to Dodge, +1 to Strike
4th: +1 attack per melee, Knockout/Stun with a Slap on a 19-20! Totally!
5th: +1 to Dodge, +1 to Damage
6th: Critical Strike with Combination Grab/Knee on a 19-20
7th: +1 attack per melee, +1 to Strike
8th: +1 to Dodge, Knockout/Stun with a Slap on an 18-20! You know?
9th: +1 to Dodge, Critical Strike with Combination Grab/Knee on a 18-20
10th: Deathblow with Combination Grab/Knee on a natural 20! Like Omigod!
11th: +1 attack per melee, +1 to Dodge, +1 to Strike
12th: +1 to Damage, Knockout/Stun with a Slap on a 17-20! Tubular!
13th: Critical Strike (triple damage) with a Combination Grab/Knee on a 17-20
14th: +1 to Damage, +1 attack per melee
15th: Deathblow with Combination Grab/Knee on an 19-20! Like Totally!
Why Study Valley-Style Slap Fu?
Like Omigod! It's like the neatest thing, you know, for like, dealing with people who get in the way of, like, the most important thing in life, like shopping, you know. It's so tubular you know, fer sure!