Psu-Doe Fu
By GeronimoGM
Entrance Requirements: Must have seen Enter the Dragon a minimum of 300 times.
Skill Cost: ? Years (Primary), ? Years (Secondary) However long it takes.
Background/History: This martial art, if you want to call it that, is what happens when some-one has never had a martial arts class but as watched too many Bruce Lee films.
It has been practiced in many forms all over the word. It is an effective art as long as no actual combat is involved.
Costume: Any
Stance: Always a very off-balance and clumsy imitation of Bruce Lee
Character Bonuses
Add +4 to M.A.
Subtract -3 from I.Q.
Combat Skills
Attacks per Melee: 1
Escape Moves: run away 10% to speed when running away.
Attack Moves: very clumsy punch, bad form kick.
Basic Defense Moves: curl up into a ball, cry like a baby.
Advanced Defense Moves: Begging for mercy and profuse apologies.
Hand Attacks: Girly-man punch, Psu-Doe Chop.
Foot Attacks: Stomp to the toes( followed by running away)
Jumping Foot Attacks: jumping kick to the groin( followed by running away)
Special Attacks: hitting while their back is turned (followed by running away).
Holds/Locks: Hugging their knees (followed by begging for mercy OR profuse apologies)
Weapon Kata: can Spin nunchaku overhead, almost without causing too much damage to self (50/50 chance)
Modifiers to Attacks: Automatic +7 Pull Punch, -5 Critical Strike, -1 Critical Strike From Behind, -3 Knock-Out/Stun, +2 Stun from Behind( followed by running away)
Skills Included in Training
Martial Art Powers: Able to talk trash and fake out people with no training +3 to roll for intimidation.
Languages: Can pronounce any Chinese food from the menu.
Cultural: Knows where China is.
Physical: God at sitting in front of a TV
Survival: None
Temple: none
Weapon Proficiencies: none
Philosophical Training: Saw Enter the Dragon 300 times, and can quote it word for word.
Level Advancement Bonuses
1st: +1 to run away
2nd: +3 to fake out non-trained fighters with squeaks and howls in te fashion of Bruce Lee.
3rd: Cry at will and beg for Mercy.(40% chance that the enemy will just laugh and let him live after a few punches)
4th: Faint and play dead.( 25% chance of success)
5th: +4% to Run Away
6th: Automatic success on hugging knees for the purpose of groveling.
7th: Effective Automatic tears and begging for mercy (+15% chance that enemy will just laugh and rough him up a bit)
8th: +20% Run Away, +10% Play Dead
9th: +1 to hit from behind
10th: +5% to begging for Mercy Skill
11th: +2 to strike for the Jumping kick to the groin.
12th: negative penalty to strike reduced by 2
13th: +1 attack, +10% to Play Dead
14th: +10% to begging for mercy skill
15th: Automatic success to run Away, +15% to Beg for Mercy
Why Study Psu-Doe Fu?
It's pretty easy to do.